Granny Goodness
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Real Identity: Granny Goodness
Appearances (Webisodes): Special Delivery
Appearances: Superman's Pal, Sid Sharp, It'll Take a Miracle!, and Watchtower Tours
Powers/Skills: Armed Combat and Invulnerability
Voiced By: Cloris Leachman
Granny Goodness is an elite in Darkseid's inner circle and manages Apokolips' orphanges, where she twists innocents into thralls. After a battle between the Justice League and the forces of Apokolips, Booster Gold stayed behind a tad too long uploading victory selfies to his fans. Granny Goodness and two Parademons pursued him. Booster eventually found a Space Cab but Granny spotted him. The Parademons tore the roof off but Cabbie pumped the brakes and sent them flying. Granny used her weapon's tractor beam to pull Booster out the cab. Just as she readied her swing, Granny noticed a woman in agony in the backseat. Booster explained she was giving birth. Granny shoved Booster into the windshield then entered the backseat. She removed her cape and helped the woman give birth. Granny mused the infant was ready to be twisted in her orphanage. The mother was naturally confused. Granny apologized and took aim. Booster took the infant away and shoved Granny's face. Booster took a look at the infant and screamed. Cabbie activated the ejector seat and launched Granny away.
After humans armed with Apokoliptian weapons failed to destroy Superman as planned, Granny assured him his most devoted acolytes would succeed. Parademons sent by Desaad kidnapped Sid Sharp, a reporter from the Daily Planet, who happened to be dressed like Superman. Kalibak couldn't tell the difference. Granny asserted he wasn't even worthy of the title "Man of Oatmeal" much less "Man of Steel". Sharp countered and called her "Mount Rushmore". Darkseid decided to use Sharp as bait to ambush Superman. Kanto, Kalibak, Granny, and Desaad succeeded. Sharp pointed out Kanto was going to get all the credit for their victory. Granny yelled at Kalibak to get him. Sharp soon shifted the suspicion towards Desaad. Desaad tried to point out it was all just a ploy but Granny countered Sharp didn't have wit to lie. Darkseid returned and demanded Superman. Kalibak and Granny brought him forward. Superman fully recovered and decked Darkseid. Granny and Kanto opened fire on Superman. Kanto declared Superman was his. Granny shoved him away and fired. Superman dodged her shots and punched her. Granny bounced across the room into a wall.
Granny led Lashina and Bernadeth to a theater on Earth as part of a mission to recover the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation from Mr. Miracle after Darkseid became impatient with Batman. Batman refused to stand down and a fight broke out. Miracle broke free from Lashina, leaped to a chandelier, swung, and kicked Granny and Bernadeth into a piano on the front stage. Granny bashed her rod and knocked everyone off balance. Batman tossed a Batarang and the chandelier fell on top of Granny. Miracle and Batman leaped into a trunk. Granny vowed to teach them a lesson for being very, very bad. Bernadeth thrust into the trunk repeatedly. Miracle and Batman emerged from a giant present box across the stage and the fight continued. Miracle leaped over Bernadeth and stomped Granny's left foot. She hobbled in pain. Granny vowed to Miracle he would never escape. Miracle begged to differ and threw down a smoke bomb. Granny and the others returned to Apokolips and looked on as Miracle and Batman spoke to Darkseid.
Miracle used Darkseid's Mother Box to boom him away but Lashina wrapped him up in her steel band and yanked him down below. Granny leaped towards him but Miracle vanished. She chased after his orb, which contained the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation. Batman tried to reel it in with his grapnel but Granny stomped the cable. Batman was pulled forward but he landed short, jumped over her, and threw exploding Batarangs at her. She was knocked across the arena and waved her arms to regain balance and avoid falling over into the lava below. Miracle reappeared and poked her with a finger. She fell into the lava but walked out unscathed. She scaled the cliff face and bashed her rod on the arena. Darkseid recovered the orb and sent Parademons to finish off Batman, Miracle and Barda but they boomed off-planet. Granny asked if they should pursue them. Darkseid had her stand down since he had what he wanted.
Granny plotted to destroy the Justice League's Watchtower by using her Mother Box to send it into the Sun. She put on a terrible disguise that hardly hid her identity and infiltrated the maiden tour of Booster Gold's Justice League Watchtower Guided Celebrity Tour and Souvenir Emporium. She pointed out the captain of the boat, Booster's robot Skeets, that brought them to the tower was strange. She like the other tourists had no idea who Booster was. He tried to pass off Justice-1 as his own private jet Booster-1. Granny noticed the real name was on the side of the ship. Granny requested the restrooms next but Booster took everyone to the kitchen instead and activated a lava pit simulation by mistake. Booster's suit's Automatic Emergency Space-Time Shift activated at the last minute and teleported them 35 minutes into the future, 5:12 pm. They landed in the monitor room where they triggered a lockdown and deployment of 32 security drones. Booster couldn't believe Toyman used the tour for his own evil plan. Granny revealed herself and suggested using her Mother Box.
Once the drones opened fire on them, Granny tossed the Mother Box to Toyman and ran off. It ended up in Booster's possession. He used it to get rid of Teddy and 31 drones then trapped the last drone in the hall. More drones were sent. Booster's suit recharged enough for a solo teleportation. Granny didn't find him heroic at all. Granny, Toyman, and Joker tried to seal themselves in a room but the drones forced their way in. Joker held Granny in fear. They were saved by Booster and 31 other Booster Golds from alternate timelines. They discovered Batman was also there. Booster claimed the tour was a front to catch all the villains.