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Real Identity: Rudy Jones
Affiliations: Super Hero High School
Appearances (Novels): Wonder Woman at Super Hero High and Supergirl at Super Hero High
Appearances (TV Specials): Super Hero High
Appearances (Books): Super Hero High School Yearbook
Appearances (Movies): Hero of the Year
Powers/Skills: Janitorial Services
Voiced By: Tom Kenny
Parasite is a janitor at Super Hero High School. Although Parasite hated cleaning up after teenagers, he knew it was better than prison where many of his cronies went. Still, he doesn't enjoy Waffle Wednesdays much and often keeps a mop in hand in anticipation of eating contests. In addition to the cafeteria, he also cleans up the science lab a lot after Poison Ivy's experiments go wrong. He often wonders, "If they're so super, why can't they clean up after themselves?" After starting out at Super Hero High, Wonder Woman tried cleaning up the dining hall but Katana informed her there was staff to take care of it. She later returned to the dining hall and tried to help the janitorial staff. Parasite implored her to return to her studies but appreciated the offer. One Supergirl's first day, she crashed into the cafeteria. Parasite surveyed the damage as the students and faculty did damage control. He was distraught. About a week later, he fought off Speed Queen with his broom and mop while Frost froze his mop water to trip her up.
After Granny Goodness, the Female Furies, and Perrys were boomed to Belle Reve, Parasite groaned at the sight of the damage to the main building. He was promoted to Executive Janitor. On the Thursday before the Hero of the Year gala, Parasite was picking up trash on the campus grounds. Before he could sweep some up, Bumblebee blasted the pile while being interviewed by Lois Lane. The night of the gala, several Shadow Demons knocked over his cart while on their way to cripple the school's electricity.