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Real Identity: Various
Appearances: That's What's Up, Crab Shenanigans, Brobots, Brain Flip, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Pt. 1, A Doom Patrol Thanksgiving Part 1, A Doom Patrol Thanksgiving Part 2, Our House, Beard Hunter, Elasti-Bot, Negative Feels, and New Chum
Appearances (Special): NBA Slam Dunk Special (Clip only)
Powers/Skills: Various
Voiced By: Various

The Doom Patrol is a dysfunctional team of super-heroes based in Codsville on the east coast of the USA. They were also Beast Boy's adoptive family before he moved to Jump City and joined the Teen Titans. The Chief selected four individuals and came up with a plan to turn them into freaks and form either a superhero team or a family. He helped Cliff Steele master "The Robot" dance move by putting his brain in a robot body. He helped a girl beat the Test Pilot arcade game by transforming her into a negatively charged being so she could literally become one with the game and beat the Mothership boss character. He merged Rita Farr's DNA with child's modeling clay so she could literally become the biggest Hollywood star. He injected an infant left at his doorstop with experimental monkey serum so that he could turn into an animal and poop outside so he would never have to change his diaper again. They are Robotman, Negative Girl, Elasti-Girl, and Beast Boy.

Every summer, Beast Boy visits them but every time they go crazy trying to prevent him from leaving. The Chief is an elderly wheelchair bound genius who engages in crazy, unethical science in the pursuit of living an extreme lifestyle. Elasti-Girl can shapeshift or increase her size. Negative Girl can project herself as energy entity. Robotman is a man whose life was saved by transplanting his brain into a robot body. The Doom Patrol's neighbor and enemy, the Brain considers them a band of degenerates and plots bureaucratic ways to get them kicked out of Codsville. The Chief blew up the front door and chased after Robotman and Negative Girl because they stole his dinners. Robotman tried to retort his name wasn't on it but used "signature" instead. Negative Girl also pointed out he was supposed to be on a restricted diet because of his high cholesterol. Chief stated he refused to listen to any quacks telling him what to do. Chief's wheelchair produced three saw blades then a laser then a metal chomper.

Robotman tossed a speedboat towards him. The gust created exposed his old man knees. Chief activated his twin rocket launchers. They jumped for cover. Negative Girl sent her energy form underground and she emerged behind Chief and disabled his wheelchair. Robotman mocked him about not being so tough without it. Chief fiddled and was able to activate the giant fists and nailed Robotman with an uppercut. Robotman pressed his head back in place and got into a fight with Chief. Elasti-Girl reminded Chief and Robotman about the rules, no fighting on the lawn then placed them on the driveway. They slapped at each other.

The Patrol soon realized Beast Boy was back. Robotman complimented him on having a symmetrical face after they did their secret fist bump. Negative Girl presented her new best friend she found on the side of the road. It was a squirrel skeleton. The head popped off. Beast Boy thought she was sweet as ever. Elasti-Girl fawned over Beast Boy and smooshed his face around. She thought he looked thin and shoved some casserole into his mouth. Beast Boy eventually declined and went to Chief. Chief asked if he needed money. Beast Boy declined. Chief asked if he wanted a new car. Beast Boy declined. Chief asked if needed a kidney. Beast Boy declined. Chief welcomed him back and asked what he wanted to do. Beast Boy remarked he knew he didn't want to see his "tape." Chief loved the idea and played a VHS recording about him doing alleged extreme moves with his wheelchair like grinding and getting air. Elasti-Girl ripped the monitor away. Chief rotated in a stationary circle and asked her if she liked that instead. Robotman suggested going to the boardwalk and enjoying artisanal yogurt. Negative Girl and her squirrel suggested going to the cemetery.

Beast Boy liked all their ideas but thought a clambake was the way to kick off the summer right. Chief recalled he didn't like to eat good food. Beast Boy corrected him that he was a vegetarian then clarified a clambake was all about family. The Patrol got behind his idea. Beast Boy complimented Brain's lawn next door. Brain retorted it would be nice if they would cut theirs and the neighborhood would appreciate it. Chief thought he was being dumb because their long grass was hiding the garbage that the rats lived in. Brain joked he considered calling pest control but doubted they would get rid of the Doom Patrol. Only he found the joke amusing. Beast Boy invited him to their clambake later that day. Brain revealed he was already throwing a clambake for the Homeowners Association at the beach. Robotman was delighted and hoped their clambakes could be "neigh-bros" like they were. Brain asked if they had the proper permits for their clambake. Chief lied they did. The rest of the Doom Patrol played along. Brain called them a family of degenerates and doubted they could do anything right, much less get the proper permits. Elasti-Girl implored him to check with City Hall. Brain claimed he would.

The Doom Patrol started digging a hole at the beach for their clambake and discovered the Brain's cache of mutagen cannisters. They thought it was just trash and continued with their clambake. Superheroes began arriving but The Brain showed up with two police officers and they shut the party down because the Patrol didn't get a permit. Brain refused to let things slide and didn't care how important the party was for Beast Boy. The police arrested the Doom Patrol and Beast Boy and threw them in paddy wagon. Elasti-Girl wondered if Brain was right about them being degenerates. Beast Boy refused to believe that and pointed out it was Brain and his glowing garbage. Chief keyed on "glowing." Negative Girl told them it was radioactive. They realized Brain was trying to make a monster. By the time they escaped, Brain was perched atop his cannisters. He created a giant clam monster with one of them and revealed his plan was to use the monster to bend the Homeowners Association to his will and get the Doom Patrol kicked out of Codsville.

Negative Girl's energy projection and Beast Boy, as a gorilla, charged and booted Brain off the monster into the sand. They continued kicking him as he was buried head first in the sand. He declared they couldn't defeat his giant clam. Elasti-Girl increased her height and mass and pried the clam open. Robotman launched the Chief over the clam. A bundle of dynamite was dropped inside. Elasti-Girl shut it. The clam was blown up. Brain called them fools and took solace in ruining their party. Beast Boy got an idea and used the remains of the clam monster for the Doom Patrol's clambake. Police forced Brain to serve the Doom Patrol's guests at the base of the monster's tongue. Beast Boy and Negative Girl were about to leave to hang out with crabs for a day but The Chief and Elasti-Girl voiced their disapproval. Chief warned those "bottom-feeders" would get them into trouble. Negative Girl argued he thought everyone was one. Robotman announced he was going, too, but they weren't concerned since he was a nerd.

Elasti-Girl blocked the door with a huge hand and asked Negative Girl if she did her chores. She tried to delegate them to later but Chief stood to the rules. Negative Girl put on her act and pretended to feel sick. Elasti-Girl fell for it and told her to go to her room and rest. Chief refused to do her chores. Negative Girl projected her energy form outside to Beast Boy and Robotman and they headed to the beach. She warned she could only stay out of her body for a little while and if she didn't, her body would pee itself and she would go nuclear out of embarrassment, taking Codsville with her. Four crabs arrived atop a motorcycle. Negative Girl admired their cool piercings and hair. Robotman was surprised they had hair. Beast Boy turned into a crab and exchanged fist bumps. They were suspicious about Robotman despite Beast Boy and Negative Girl vouching for him. When Robotman extended his hand for a hand shake, they pinched it and left it mangled and broken. They commenced the shenanigans.

A boy and sand castle was stomped, sand was kicked at a girl, they skate boarded, they pretended to be a shark, and spray painted walls. Robotman pelted a muscular man with sand and was pounded. Robotman skateboarded into a sign and lost his head. Robotman posed as a walrus and was eaten by a shark. Robotman spraypainted a wall but the owner of the Seas of Fun building loved his Aquaman and Black Manta mural. No matter what Robotman tried, he did something good by accident. He kicked a trash can but it ended up providing pizza to sewer raccoons. He took a lollipop from a baby but was congratulated for saving it from a choking hazard. Negative Girl had to return to her body before she peed herself and went nuclear out of embrassment. Beast Boy invited the crabs to come along back to the Doom Patrol's house despite not having permission to have friends over. As soon as they went in, the crabs turned on them and punched them then start pillaging the house. More crabs arrived in a van and stripped the house interior. They even stole Negative Girl's body. Robotman elected to stay behind to fool Chief and Elasti-Girl while Beast Boy and Negative Girl tracked down the crabs' hideout.

Robotman caved and told them the truth when they returned home. They set out to save Beast Boy and Negative Girl. Beast Boy and Negative Girl left to look for their hideout and take their stuff back. It turned out to be very obvious thanks to a live crab sign above the entrance. They discovered skate ramps, arcades, pool tables, and a barbecue inside. Several were using Negative Girl's body as a pinata. They pinned the duo and pinched them. Negative Girl started to lose focus and went nuclear until the Chief, Elasti-Girl, and Robotman arrived. Chief morphed his wheelchair into a radical roadster then ran over all the crabs. He offered everyone crab legs. Negative Girl returned to her body and used the bathroom just in time. Beast Boy and Negative Girl vowed to only hand out with seagulls. The seagulls almost immediately attacked them and the rest of the Patrol. Negative Girl got angry and blew up, taking Codsville with her.

Robotman and Beast Boy hung out in a backyard above-ground pool. They talked about how it was more natural and classy. Beast Boy became evasive when Robotman asked if he was the only best bro in his life. Cyborg suddenly cannonballed into the pool and revealed the Titans happened to be in Codsville fighting a sea monster but he decided to hang out with Beast Boy instead. Beast Boy was nervous and finally introduced the two. They soon realize they had similar origins and hobbies. The trio went out for ice cream. Robotman was leery of credit cards and Cyborg placated him by lying that he paid his bill in full every month. Cyborg was paged on his Titans Communicator but he was convinced to keep hanging out. They went back home to play charades with the rest of the Patrol. Elasti-Girl got "cat" but it was a terrible impression according to Chief and Negative Girl. She snapped at them. Cyborg got President Zachary Taylor and Robotman guessed it within seconds without much of a hint. They were accused of cheating.

Robotman presented his collection of 1980s situational comedies. He and Cyborg looked back fondly on an episode of Alf. Elasti-Girl realized how much in common they had. Chief offered to combine them into one person using his crazy unethical science. Beast Boy thought that was messed up but Robotman and Cyborg were all for sharing a body. They all went deep down to Chief's lab below the property. Chief clarified if by "will it hurt" meant "intense agony as all of your components are violently ripped apart," then it would hurt a little. Cyborg and Robotman were fused into one but the process mistakenly advanced their friendship to such a close personal level that the entire relationship turned toxic and unnatural. They flew to Codsville and went on a rampage. The Patrol was unable to defeat them. Beast Boy was fired from a cannon, turned into a giant squid, and tried to convince them to separate but was tossed into the ocean, Elasti-Girl turned to gum to immobilize them but was just stomped, Negative Girl projected her energy form then threw her body at one of their boots, and Chief turned his van into a mecha but its appendages were ripped off.

Elasti-Girl implored Beast Boy to think of something that would break them up. Beast Boy got an idea and went on Chief's van's loudspeaker then told Robotman about Cyborg's credit card debt. Robotman got further irritated when Cyborg said he was building up his credit score and from thinking of the double digit interest rate. The last straw was Cyborg admitting he only paid the minimum each month. They started attacking each other and violently split up. The next day, Chief told them they couldn't hand out ever again or the world would be destroyed. Robotman decided to temporarily take Cyborg's place on the Teen Titans so he and Beast Boy could hang out some more. The Chief completed his highly advanced virtual reality machine in his lab. He got annoyed when Negative Girl and Beast Boy treated it like a video game. He explained it was designed to trap the Brain in a simulated classroom lecture for the rest of his life. Elasti-Girl thought it sounded unethical. Chief confirmed it was and no one could escape it. Beast Boy claimed it was possible if one flipped their brain so the simulation couldn't talk to it anymore. Chief thought it sounded dumb. Beast Boy had no qualms about it and revealed he was returning to Jump City the next day. They tried to trap him but he dodged the falling cube and took the elevator back up.

Elasti-Girl tried to get him with vegan cookies but Beast Boy knew something was up and offered some to Robotman. Robotman ate one and passed out as he offered his critique. Negative Girl and Robotman waited around a corner with a bat. Robotman swung but Beast Boy was in his gorilla form. He roared and they bolted. Beast Boy went down the stairs as a dog. Elasti-Girl revealed herself and made her body rigid. Beast Boy slid down into a dog carrier held by Negative Girl but he turned into a mouse and escaped. Chief put the house on lockdown and sealed it up but Beast Boy unleashed a toot. They went into a panic and fainted. After Beast Boy went to sleep, they subjected him to the Chief's virtual reality machine. The Patrol started to critique the jinky graphics, use of their voices for the Titans, and a second Beast Boy but things backfired when Chief adjusted the Titans jerk protocols in attempt to drive Beast Boy to them. The Titans decided to destroy Beast Boy, which would kill him in real life.

Chief revealed he could not turn the jerkiness down because the controls went one way. Negative Girl questioned that. Chief stated it was extreme that way. Elasti-Girl declared they had to go in and save him. Chief added if he died in the simulation, he would die in real life. Robotman became irate. Chief pointed out it was more extreme that way. The Doom Patrol went into the simulation but could not defeat the Titans. They confessed to Beast Boy what happened but he was touched by how much they loved him. Pinned behind the couch, the Patrol couldn't think of a solution. Beast Boy got them to try his "brain flip" idea. He instructed them to close their eyes, imagine their brain was a big, flat pancake on a grill, then think of a spatula and flip on the count of three. It worked and the simulator was unable to converse with their brains anymore. They were all released. Beast Boy made sure they were finally okay with letting him go back to Jump City. They put on a false front again then Chief sprung his trap and the cube fell on top of Beast Boy to his annoyance.

The Doom Patrol, represented by Elasti-Girl and Robotman, competed in Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition but were eliminated early on after they performed the robot. Beast Boy visited the Doom Patrol in Codsville on Thanksgiving. Elasti-Girl frantically tried to finish preparing the meals before the Codsville Thanksgiving Parade started while preventing Robotman from touching the turkey. The Chief watched football in the room next to the kitchen. Elasti-Girl extended her arms around Beast Boy then pulled him for a big hug and coddled him like a baby. Negative Girl introduced him to her new friend, Mr. Turkey, assembled from last year's leftovers. She did his voice and implored Beast Boy to call him "Sal," because he was full of salmonella. Robotman ruffled his hair and suggested they go wrestle in the fall leaves and dislocate their body parts. They passed by Chief, who gave Beast Boy a hard hand shake and warned him to stay away from his TV remote.

Robotman protested he didn't want to rewatch the football all day long. He cartwheeled and snatched the remote and changed the channel to the dog show. Chief demanded the remote back. He complied but revealed he took the batteries out. Chief's wheelchair transformed into a robot suit. He charged and tackled Robotman through the TV and wall into the kitchen then bopped his jaw repeatedly. Elasti-Girl told them to stop but was ignored so she picked them both up and reminded them it was Thanksgiving, not Christmas. Chief retorted Robotman started it. Robotman apologized then asked if he could get Chief a warm bottle or some nursery rhymes because he was acting like a big baby. They started arguing. Elasti-Girl slammed them on the floor and told them to help Negative Girl set the ping pong table for dinner. They complied. Beast Boy noted to Elasti-Girl she had a lot on her plate. She showed him the center piece she made out of locally sourced weeds. A possum peered out from it and hissed at Beast Boy.

Elasti-Girl noted she cleaned the bats out the attic, including chasing Batman out with a broom. She then revealed she spent all morning making Beast Boy a tofu turkey. Elasti-Girl extended her neck to check the time on the clock and hoped she got the rest of the cooking done before the parade. She shared with Beast Boy that it was her dream to be in the parade ever since she was a young girl. Beast Boy implored her to do it. She didn't think she could ever be in the parade. Beast Boy got an idea to build a parade float for her and recruited Robotman and Negative Girl in secret. They liked the idea as a way to thank her for everything she did for them on Thanksgiving and went to work in the underground laboratory. While in possession of a saw, Negative Girl accidentally sliced off Robotman's left arm but they both laughed about it. Once the float was done, they called to Elasti-Girl. She peered out the window on the second floor. Robotman hinted they had a surprise for her. She got excited, ran downstairs, and burst through the wall as a spring with Chief in tow. Chief stated it better be good because he was missing the game.

Robotman extended his arm and pushed the button on his chest. The driveway opened up and the float was revealed. Elasti-Girl was amazed. Robotman explained each part of the float represented each member of the family like the football player to represent the Chief's love of extreme sports injuries and dogs to represent his love of the dog show. Negative Girl presented a giant mechanical turkey that breathed flames, after her friend Mr. Turkey. Beast Boy explained the giant toilet represented his tradition of eating so much food that he had to take a big Thanksgiving poop and the mama bear represented her, their mama bear. Its leash was held by the football player. Elasti-Girl teared up and called it the best float ever. She hugged the trio very hard. They drove the float to the parade. The Brain was the grand marshal in the Codsville Thanksgiving Parade. He and Monsieur Mallah rode a cornucopia float.

Shazam and The Wizard rode a float based on the Rock of Eternity, Aquaman and Aqualad walked a parade balloon of a seahorse, Green Lanterns John Stewart, Kilowog, and Tomar-Re rode a green float that referenced the Green Lantern Corps, three of Joker's goons walked a parade balloon of a clown, Batgirl rode a Batmobile float, and Commissioner Gordon and Batman drove miniature Batmobiles. Brain and Mallah noticed the Doom Patrol arrive with a float. Brain had Mallah hold it back. Brain saw it as an abomination. As grand marshal, he only wanted floats that brought the people of Codsville together and the Patrol's would scare them off with its weirdness. The Patrol pleaded with him to relent because it was Thanksgiving, the day of generosity. The Brain agreed and gave them five seconds to turn the float around and leave before he had it impounded. The Patrol left and sulked near the Seas of Fun store. Beast Boy didn't want to give up. They decided to be a part of the parade whether Brain liked it or not. The Patrol drove down a street parallel to the one the parade was heading down.

On Robotman's signal, Chief took a hard turn and drove down the narrow alley. To the spectators's horror, they rammed into Gordon and Batman. Luckily, they only suffered a sprained arm and broken foot respectively. The Patrol rear ended the Brain's float. He hinted they were too late to stop his plan. They had no idea what he was talking about. The Brain explained he was tired of dealing with the crowds at the start of the holiday shopping season so he was going to use the parade to imprison Codsville so he would get all the holiday deals for himself. The horn starting firing giant canned cranberry sauce and trapped people in it. The Chief pressed a button and the quarterback statue threw its giant football into the horn. It clogged and exploded. Brain stood up and dispatched flying pumpkins that fired missiles. Robotman launched his three dogs to take them out of the air. Mallah rotated to the rear of the float and fired twin sunflower gatling guns. The Patrol took cover in Beast Boy's giant toilet. The hail of bullets shredded the leash holding the mother bear on the float. It charged and attacked Mallah.

Negative Girl rode the mechanical turkey onto the streets and it roasted Brain and his float with its flame breath. Elasti-Girl increased her height and modified her strength then crumpled the Brain and his float into a ball and threw it into the toilet. As the toilet flushed, the Brain took solace they would have to deal with the holiday crowds. The Patrol retorted they were shopping online and getting the same deals. Robotman's dogs ate away the cranberry sauce and helped people get free. Beast Boy was eager to finish the parade but Elasti-Girl pointed out their float was totaled. Beast Boy had an idea already. The Patrol walked Elasti-Girl as a parade balloon to cheers from the spectators. Elasti-Girl declared it was the best Thanksgiving ever. Beast Boy shouted, "That's what's up!" The Doom Patrol played football in the living room Chief passed it to Robotman. Robotman threw it but it cracked a photo frame, bounced off the floor between Elasti-Girl's legs, bounced off the wall, and rolled under a couch. Beast Boy turned into a gorilla and flipped the couch.

They found the football next to a projector and a box of film reels. Chief started to get nervous and said they were just old home movies about how each of them got super powers. They were eager to watch them but Chief wanted to do something else. They all yelled "No!" at the same time and watched Robotman's reel. Beast Boy wondered what Chief was doing in the same night club as Cliff Steele. Elasti-Girl recalled he hated music. Chief replied he couldn't remember because it was years ago. He didn't kindly to being put on trial and suggested they get something to eat. Negative Girl played her reel next. She realized it was about the day Chief helped her beat the Test Pilot arcade game so she could enough tickets to win her Squishy-Mushy Face teddy bear. Robotman was suspicious Chief was spending his leisure time at the arcade. Elasti-Girl agreed but Chief didn't and declared he was starving. Elasti-Girl played her reel. She realized it was about how she made it as a Hollywood actor. She wondered what Chief was doing on the set that day.

Chief didn't find it important and wanted to eat. Beast Boy stopped him from leaving the room and played his reel. Robotman thought it was fun watching all those home movies. Negative Girl wondered who filmed all of them. Robotman didn't care. They cheered. He accidentally knocked over the projector and box the reels were in. They found a folder marked "Top Secret" and learned Chief planned to turn them into a team of superheroes the whole time. Chief claimed he did it to turn them into a family. They were moved he cared enough to turn them into a family of freaks. They did a group hug. Chief told them not to get all gushy on him. He turned away from them and smiled.

Doom Patrol hooked up the old power generator after the house lost power again. Brain arrived to complain. He stated their whole house could use maintenance and it was a nuisance, plus it was lowering the property value of his house. Negative Girl teased they loved living next to him because they knew it drove him crazy. Brain believed the house should be demolished. Chief thought it was a good thing he didn't have the power or authority to do it. Brain got an idea. Two weeks later, Brain visited the Doom Patrol and revealed he was now the president of the Codsville Homeowner's Association. He was visiting for a surprise inspection and if he detected three violations, he had the authority to condemn the house and have it demolished. He had Mallah on stand-by in a backhoe loader. He was amused Elasti-Girl claimed they were just tidying up because the house was in shambles. Two fighting raccoons fell on the floor behind him and rolled off without him noticing. Chief claimed the house was state of the art and had the world's most advanced security system.

Brain scoffed and mused he would be the judge of that. He ran over a floor trigger and several darts were fired. Negative Girl used her powers and threw her body to act as a shield before Brain saw them. Brain thought it was drafty and checked the thermostat but was working. He moved the lever up and triggered twin ceiling flame throwers. Chief jumped behind him and took the brunt of the flames. Elasti-Girl was annoyed Chief booby trapped the thermostat. He claimed it was the only way to keep everyone else from messing with it. Brain ran over buttons on the floor, triggering an anvil, boxing glove in a wall that punched Beast Boy, and an alligator that fell on top of him. He ran past an infrared laser, activating a trap door but Elasti-Girl stretched over it and was run over. He checked the living room and saw an unsanctioned missile defense system. Beast Boy lied it was just a video game but Brain wanted to play and launched the Boom Patrol missile outside. Robotman begged it not to fire and was launched, scaring ducks and Superman.

Brain wanted to blow up a house but in reality, the missile headed for Brain's house. Robotman managed to change the trajectory but it still blew up and Robotman fell through the ceiling and landed on Beast Boy. Chief tried to convince him he didn't need to check the dishwasher because he kept an unethical experiment in there. To everyone's surprise, the dishes and utensils inside were neat and clean. While the Brain looked inside, the experiment came out from behind the refrigerator: a purple cephalopod as tall as the room. The Doom Patrol attacked but it fought back and chased them out of the kitchen, slamming Robotman around. They managed to stuff it into a box of Upbeat Cereal before the Brain saw anything. While he was pointing out an outlet that wasn't tamperproof as required by law, Beast Boy then Elasti-Girl stuffed a tentacle back in the box. It managed to grab Beast Boy and pulled him into the box. Brain gave them a violation for the outlet.

Brain checked a closet and discovered it was dedicated to how much the Patrol despised him. There were crude drawings making fun of him, a dart board with his picture on it, and a pinata based on his appearance. Beast Boy pointed out they decided against making a second closet. They demonstrated the pinata was for celebration. Negative Girl offered a candy but Brain declined. He went to inspect the bathroom but was shocked to see it was in way better shape than he imagined. There were no leaks and water pressure was good but there was a powerful toilet bomb that shot Brain out of the house. He landed on the driveway and gave a second violation. He told Mallah to turn on the bulldozer. The Patrol tried to trick him the inspection was over but Robotman accidentally mentioned Chief's laboratory. During the elevator ride, Brain insisted escaped nothing his keen optic nerves. He failed to see the cache of dynamite and explosives, toxic dump site, and an imprisoned Starro escaping. Brain was aghast by the lab. Chief claimed he had permits for the mutants and weapons stored.

Brain stated he couldn't store dangerous equipment under a residential. Brain touched a freeze ray and got frozen. Beast Boy used a heat ray but Negative Girl thought he was too hot and used the freeze ray. After some back and forth, Brain condemned the house and signaled Mallah. To Brain's surprise, the house turned into a mecha and defended itself. Brain was infuriated when the house threw his house at Mallah. Beast Boy pointed out he now had a beachfront property. Brain learned his house's value tripled and he was no longer neighbors with the Patrol. However, the Doom Patrol's house settled next to Brain's and blasted its stereo. Elasti-Girl repeated they loved living next to him and Negative Girl added they would be neighbors forever. Brain howled "No!" in despair. Beast Boy went with the Doom Patrol on a camping trip to the Codsville National Forest. It was Robotman's first time. Elasti-Girl wanted to kick back and relax. Negative Girl wanted to look for bugs. Chief thought the camping grounds were for losers and revealed he was taking them to a campsite that was extreme. He switched the van tires to tank treads, mowed down Detective Chimp and Swamp Thing's campfire, drove through some trees, drove off a cliff, switched the treads to a flotation device, rafted down a treacherous river, went down a waterfall, and made a hard landing at the site.

The van quickly set up camp. The others found the location awesome and worth having their lives put in danger. Suddenly all kinds of wild animals came to pay respect to the Chief's awesome beard. He formed a hand and arm with it and shook some nuts loose for the squirrels, grabbed some honey for the bears, and gave a piece of cheese to a mouse who was carried off by the eagle. Beast Boy wondered why they never saw the beard in action before. Chief stated he kept a low profile. On Elasti-Girl's prompt, Chief demonstrated it could lift a boulder, use axes to carve a wooden statue of Robotman, dig a poop hole for Beast Boy, and make tea for her. The others wanted an awesome beard, too. Chief let it slip all they needed was a drop of his beard oil then denied them, saying it took hard work like rigorous daily grooming. He then revealed it was dangerous and he had to keep a low profile to avoid attracting the attention of the Beard Hunter, a twisted fiend who stalks people with luxurious beards and slices them with off with his sharp razors and wears them on his belt like obscene little trophies. The others didn't believe him.

Beast Boy poked his beard and some of the oil got on the campfire, setting off a huge explosion. Chief frantically cleaned it all up then went to sleep in the van. The others stole some of his beard oil and grew their own beards and threw a forest rave. Chief was irate their facial hair high jinks would attract the Beard Hunter to their location. Beard Hunter surfaced from the river and threw a razor, slicing off the bottom of Beast Boy's beard. He yelled hysterically and chased after the Patrol. Beast Boy turned into a kangaroo and hopped ahead right into a rope trap. He was propelled up a tree and shaved. Chief warned each beard he stole made him stronger. Elasti-Girl fell into a hole covered up by leaves and landed on a chair, was restrained, shot with shaving cream, and shaved with an electric shaver. Negative Girl slipped on facial wax and had her beard waxed off. They made it back to the van but Hunter took out the fires with his razor-firing guns and they crashed into a tree. Robotman assured them the Hunter could not get in because the van was made of reinforced steel.

Beast Boy pointed out it had a sun roof. Hunter pulled Robotman's head off and returned it beardless. He dropped a grenade inside. Chief declared he would never get his but Beard Hunter revealed he already had enough to form the ultimate beard. The beard combined into a giant blonde beard and attached to him. Beard Hunter declared he would use it to take over the world. He easily captured Beast Boy, Robotman, Elasti-Girl, and Negative Girl. Beard Hunter and Chief agreed to settle it in a beard battle. Chief was hit with multiple beard fists but he countered with a shark beard. Beard Hunter formed a jet plane beard and fired. Chief formed a chopper and returned fire. The collision caused an explosion that freed the Patrol and Beast Boy. Beard Hunter formed a beard armor over himself but Chief declared his beard was extreme then formed it into a giant dragon beard. Beard Hunter was frightened. He was picked up, kicked to the ground, and blasted with flame breath. The ultimate beard crumbled away.

Beard Hunter cried and admitted he just wanted a nice beard so he could look like a big man. He pounded the ground like a baby. Negative Girl gave him a new beard to cheer him up but it was made of bugs. Beard Hunter ran off cursing them and vowing they hadn't seen the last of him. Beast Boy still couldn't believe he was real. Elasti-Girl stretched herself thin trying to fix the house from the Patrol's rough housing, chase the raccoon off the satellite dish, making a bean burrito for Beast Boy, and pick up Negative Girl from a soccer game. She struggled to drive one more block but made it. When Negative Girl was picked up, she wanted ice cream. Elasti-Girl lost control and ended up tied up in a giant knot. The others couldn't free her and got stuck. Robotman suggested a full day at the local spa to relax her muscles. The others agreed. Elasti-Girl couldn't accept since there was so much work. They stuffed her into a taxi. She asked them how they would cope. The taxi departed for the spa.

They tried to do everything she did but failed. The kitchen was in shambles, Beast Boy couldn't chase the raccoon away, and Negative Girl was left at the Codsville Zoo's tiger exhibit instead of her soccer game. Doom Patrol and Beast Boy could not survive another hour alone. The Chief had an idea to build a substitute Elasti-Girl in his underground laboratory's Mommy Maker 3000. They input traits and skills like cooking, strong, smart, and extreme. Chief took the floppy disc and inserted it into the Mommy Maker. Elasti-Bot was created instantly. To give her a warm welcome, they immediately put her to work. It initiated home repairs but they started making a series of incessant demands. Beast Boy wanted a tofu salad so it initiated cooking mode. Robotman wanted the TV fixed. It initiated satellite mode and punted the raccoon on their satellite dish into Brain's house. Negative Girl had a soccer game. It initiated driving mode. Beast Boy changed his mind to tacos. Chief and Robotman needed help finding the remote. Negative Girl called and said the game was rained out.

Elasti-bot's circuits were overloaded. Household mode went offline and termination mode was activated. Chief's "extreme" trait was to blame. She chased them firing lasers, sawed the couch in half, attacked with buzzsaws, chased them towards her main body, blew them up with missiles, and proceeded to destroy them. Elasti-Girl returned home and battled it. At first, they were evenly matched with their elasticity and morphing abilities but Elasti-Girl destroyed it with a series of wound up punches. The house was wrecked by the battle. They hugged her and admitted they couldn't survive without her. She thanked them for the day spa but told them she really just wanted them to help out around the house. They promised to try harder and decided to make lunch for her. The kitchen descended into chaos to her chagrin. One morning, Negative Girl fed on the negative energy generated by Chief, Beast Boy, and Robotman while they fought over breakfast. Chief realized it was bad for everybody if she ate too much negative energy. If she did, she would go nuclear.

Chief suggesting doing something positive to get rid of it like a trip to the park. On the way over, Negative Girl sabotaged the air conditioning and ate up the negative energy made by the others. Elasti-Girl pointed out they could just roll down the windows. She scolded Negative Girl. Robotman noted it was changing her. They played some upbeat 80s music on the radio. Negative Girl changed to the news and generated lot's of negative energy. The controls were short circuited and they couldn't turn off the radio. They stopped at Ben Dover's Gas. Chief explained the negative energy was turning her evil. Elasti-Girl suggested getting gas and snacks. Chief was negative about it because they alaways spilled food in the van. Negative Girl knocked the tray over, also knocking the keys under the seat. Unable to find it, Chief used a shrink ray on everyone to find it. They saw all the spilled food on the floor. Negative Girl sucked on Chief's head but they pulled her off. She crawled off under the front seat. Robotman spotted the keys but Negative Girl jumped on Robotman's head.

Elasti-Girl grabbed the keys and they all unshrunk. Chief activated the child car seat. Robotman struggled but Elasti-Girl strapped her down. They raced off without taking the nozzle out and the station exploded. Negative Girl demanded more energy. Robotman offered a beverage. She swallowed it and his hand then spit the drink. The liquid covered the windshield and they crashed. They realized they caused a huge traffic jam. Negative Girl fed on all the negative energy generated by commuters stuck in traffic on a bridge and transformed into a giant evil monster. The Chief stated they could get the energy out of her with the power of positivity. Beast Boy thought that meant singing an uplifting song. Chief smacked him and revealed a compartment on the side of the van containing positively charged Power Packs. They zapped her but the packs could not overcome all the stored negative energy. Chief declared they needed extreme positive vibes. He tapped a green button his arm rest.

All of the packs ejected lines and plugged into the compartment where the packs were stored. The upbeat 80s song on the radio charged the packs. They were able to fire into Negative Girl's mouth and pull the mass of negative energy out. She returned to normal and thanked them. The energy was unstable and was about to explode. Elasti-Girl grew to tower heights, grabbed the energy, and heaved it across the United States. She claimed she threw it so far away it wouldn't hurt anyone. It landed on the Titans Tower and exploded.

During a taffy eating contest, Robotman screwed up and the taffy hit an eye instead of going in his mouth. The other booed him. Robotman wanted to try again but Chief refused to give it back. The bag landed on the street and was run over by a tow truck. They drove to the taffy store to get more but discovered it was robbed. They followed a trail of the candy to Pier 25. They didn't see any suspicious individuals but encountered King Shark and his gang after they did some kite surfing than ended with them surfing into a whale's mouth and being blown to shore out of its blowhole. Robotman thought they were cool but got distracted. He swerved around the pier, launched off a hot dog stand, bounced off some coin operated binoculars, bounced off the roller coaster, and made a hard landing head first into the beach. King complimented his excellent driving skills. Robotman wished he could be as extreme as they were. King invited him to hang out with them so they could teach him how to be extreme. Robotman accepted the offer even though the others warned him King was the baddest of the bad.

While Robotman argued sharks were just misunderstood creatures, King plucked a seabird out of mid-air and swallowed it. The Patrol was shocked when Robotman told them they could find the taffy thieves on their own. Some time later, the Patrol nabbed Robotman and showed him surveillance footage of King and his homies robbing the taffy store. Despite the obvious, Robotman thought that was Superman, not clearly King wearing a cheap plastic Superman mask. Robotman refused to believe the truth and thought they were jealous he was becoming an extreme dude then walked out on them. That evening, Robotman ran home and apologized to the Patrol and told them about the arcade theft. The Patrol lay in wait inside the arcade. Richard noticed Robotman was in the arcade. King thought something smelled fishy. Beast Boy posed as a bear plushie, Elasti-Girl as the claw machine, Negative Girl on an arcade screen, and Chief as the fortune teller machine. King was shocked Robotman ratted them out and they fled the arcade in a stretch golf cart.

Chief turned his wheelchair into one and they pursued. The suckerfish threw starfish, an electric eel, and a gasy pufferfish at them. King used an octopus to grab a stop sign and make a hard left on The Pizza Place. Elasti-Girl used her powers to do the same. King tried bumping their cart but Robotman bumped them back and King drove into a fireworks stand. They split up and ran in different directions. Beast Boy and the others went after the suckerfish while Robotman chased King to the pier. The Patrol and Beast Boy couldn't believe Robotman did that. Chief declared that was the most extreme thing he did and tossed him a taffy but it hit his eye.

Current Members

The Chief

Elasti-Girl

Negative Girl

Robotman

Former Members

Beast Boy