Weird Al Yankovic
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Real Identity: Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic
Appearances: Hollywood Squares
Powers/Skills: Musical Aptitude
Voiced By: Himself
Weird Al Yankovic is an award-winning musician and was the center square for Hollywood Squares, DC Edition. The Titans won the coin toss and got first choice. They picked Weird Al Yankovic but Darkseid complained he should be the center square because he was the most powerful being present. Trigon was not amused. Weird Al asked Darkseid how many gold records he had. The audience approved. Darkseid was angered by the Titans' laughs and fired an Omega Effect beam at them. They ducked and it took out a piece of the wall. Birdarang asked Weird Al what government position Harvey Dent held in Gotham City before he became Two-Face. He joked Dent certainly wasn't the Minister of Skincare and played his accordion. Weird Al recalled Dent was a judge. Robin tried to point out he was wrong but Raven conjured a hand and squeezed him hard, telling him not to talk about a national treasure like Weird Al that way. They agreed and Birdarang informed them the right answer was District Attorney.
The Justice League also picked Weird Al but before he could answer the question about what animals Harley Quinn kept as pets, he got a call on his cell phone. It was really Darkseid making a crank call about a fake order of diarrhea medicine. Birdarang pressed him for an answer. Weird Al answered Harley's pets were two hyenas. The League agreed and won the square. Darkseid really wanted the League to pick him but they chose Egghead instead. He ripped his podium off his stand and threw it to the studio floor. Weird Al informed him his "dark side" was showing. Darkseid covered up between his legs. The Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy were asked which team was referred to as "the World's Strangest Team"? Easter Bunny knew the answer right away and said it was the Doom Patrol. The Titans agreed and won the square but the special prize was one of Easter Bunny's eggs. Weird Al Yankovic asked for it but he immediately realized it was a bad idea when he bit into it then vomited.
Birdarang asked Darkseid what color Lantern ring was powered by hope. Darkseid eventually replied it was a Green Lantern ring. The Leaguers looked at Green Lantern but he shook his head in disagreement. Darkseid was insulted. The Justice League got the x. Darkseid claimed he was lying and knew the real answer since he knew everything like how Weird Al wore a fake mustache. He punched through his floor and ripped Weird Al's mustache off then put it on his face and imitated him in mockery. The Titans ended up winning the game and their lifetime supply of ice cream grand prize was dumped on the studio floor. Darkseid realized it was double chocolate mint chip, his favorite flavor. He jumped on the pile and claimed it as his own then fired his Omega Effect beams all over the studio. Weird Al hit him on the back of his head with his accordion then took his mustache back.