Freaky Face
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Real Identity: Freaky Face
Appearances: Booty Scooty, Curse of the Booty Scooty, Glukakakakah, Ship, Catpin Freak, 50% Crew, Five Bucks, and Wild Card
Powers/Skills: Above Average Strength
Voiced By: Scott Menville
At some point, Robin encountered Freaky Face, a violent and unpredicatable freak of nature, and chained him up in a cave under the Titans Tower. He bought the most expensive chains, kept the TV on the same channel 24 hours 7 days a week, and once a day left some food just out of his reach. For some reason, he became angry. Robin introduced the other Titans to Freaky on the way to a super dangerous adventure to find a treasure and save their tower from being turned into a shopping mall at the hands of some rich land barons. Beast Boy believed Freaky just needed a friend. Freaky smelled the turnip Beast Boy kept in his pocket and asked for it. He happily munched on the turnip and shared with Beast Boy. However, it was his last one. Freaky angrily ripped the chain off and chased the Titans. They managed to lose him deeper in the caves and came across a piano made of human bones.
Further along, they found the ladder leading to the living room of the tower. Robin tried to inspire them with a speech but they still wanted to go back. He lit the ladder on fire. Freaky Face caught up to them. They ran for it but fell off a thin chasm onto a natural spring and landed in a graveyard of ships and sea monsters guarded by a giant octopus. After failing to secure the treasure, Robin opted to just sell the treasure map. Beast Boy revealed he brought Freaky Face into the tower and kept him happy with turnips. Cyborg cited the tower rules and Freaky had to do the Booty Scooty dance in order to stay. Freaky objected at first then complied. Beast Boy hugged Freaky and told him he loved him. Freaky replied, "That's what's up!" Beast Boy later found his bedroom in shambles and realized Freaky wasn't fit for society. Freaky agreed and relocated back to his place in the caverns.
The Titans were horrified to discover Freaky Face was still living in the cavern chained up to a television set. Beast Boy admitted it didn't work out and he wasn't fit for society so he relocated him from his bedroom in the tower back to the cavern. Beast Boy proved it and asked Freaky how he was doing. Freaky declared the Golden Girls was good and his chains were good. Robin realized Freaky would know the caverns like the back of his deformed hand and asked for his help. Freak refused at first but Beast Boy promised him a turnip. Freaky changed his mind and happily gobbled the turnip to the Titans' disgust. Freaky led them through the cave but Beast Boy tripped a trap and they had to outrun a series of falling weights. Robin fell down a hole. The others safely landed near him and Freaky slid down Cyborg's extended neck. They found the skeletons of past explorers. They startled some bats and Freaky chewed on one.
Freaky put his nose to the ground and smelled around. He sucked in a booger and a spider and led them to a booty trap. Freaky stepped on the trap pad and was knocked into a pit of spikes. The Titans were horrified but relieved when Freaky shouted he was okay. Beast Boy tossed him a turnip. The Titans found Robin's butt but their greed triggered a failsafe cave-in. Freaky Face returned, revealed his Superman underwear and used his booty to prop the boulder up. The Titans crawled out between his legs but he couldn't hold it any longer and made the ultimate sacrifice. A police officer arrived at the entrance and demanded to know what was going on. The Titans explained everything but he thought they were making things up again. There was another rumble and they watched as Freaky sailed away in a pirate ship made out of the butts. The Titans demanded a Booty Scooty from Robin to his dismay. Even Freaky shouted from afar to just do it.
At some point, Silkie ate Freaky whole. While the Titans were playing hide-in-seek, they hid from Cyborg by having Silkie eat them. Freaky Face ran into them and wanted Beast Boy's okra. Robin ordered Beast Boy not to feed him or he would want more. Freaky performed a booty scooty to seal the deal. Beast Boy gave him the okra and he gobbled it then demanded more. No one had any more vegetables to eat so Freaky went into a rage and chased the Titans throughout Silkie's body. They found and exit and tumbled out onto the couch where Cyborg tagged them "it." Freaky accepted an offer to join Starfire's mission to Tamaran to surprise her sister Blackfire. Freaky was hungry and tried to eat Silkie. Starfire scolded him and stated he was only to be licked then handed him back. In the sleeping quarters, Freaky had a cardboard box decorated with a rainbow drawing. He declared "That's what's up." After that, Starfire showed them a Num-Numtron, a device to could instantly produce any food that could be imagined. Freak wanted wood and got a piece of wood he happily chomped on.
Starfire assigned Freaky to be the officer of the communications. Starfire decided they had to go outside to retrieve Tooth Fairy after Platz ejected her for being creepy. They, too, ended up in the blob outside and attacked in vain. Folding Paper Man turned himself into a paper airplane and transported everyone back to the Ship. Starfire was all but ready to give up but Platz gave her one last option, the Cadmium Thermabomb but when detonated, nothing would survive its power. Everyone made peace with making the ultimate sacrifice but it was just a prank by Platz. Confetti dropped on them and he cleared the smushed bug with water and a windshield wiper. Platz felt entitled to some fun since he had to haul them around. The bug's angry giant mother found the ship in space. No one believed Platz. She swallowed it whole. 50% Chad came up with a plan that got them out and free from the bug's pursuit. Platz admitted he underestimated them and declared they were all right in his book then announced a celebration but they saw Tooth Fairy was ejected again.
Freak noticed whenever Captain Starfire said anything, everyone did so. He wanted to be captain but Tooth Fairy pointed out he would get them all killed. Freak clarified he would be captain or he would crush them all into a mush-pile. 50% Chad made up a rule that to be captain one would have to wear a captain's hat. Freak left and returned with a toilet and wore it as a hat. Starfire acquiesced and declared he was the new captain then briefed everyone the mission of the day was to find a Moon Flower as part of their upcoming visit to Tamaran. Folding Paper Man checked the space guide and saw there was an Astro Market nearby. Platz offered his shuttle. They walked backwards while thrumming their lips and piled into the shuttle. Rather than wait, Freak flew with through the bay door, past the Astro Market, did loops then dove down to a planet and pulled the parking brake at the last second. With a look at the foreboding junkyard, 50% Chad offered to guard the shuttle so it wouldn't get stolen. Freak bashed the shuttle to pieces to ensure it wouldn't get stolen then walked right through the chainlink fence.
Freak took a plunger out from the toilet and used it as a detector. Tooth Fairy could not resist a Skullbot's teeth and pulled one out from the upper jaw. The Skullbot angrily activated. Tooth Fairy tried in vain to put the tooth back. It chased Tooth and the rest of the crew while firing eye lasers. Freak directed them to take cover behind a junk pile but it was for an ice cream party. Folding Paper Man didn't think it was the time for a party but Freak folded him into a paper hat and put him on Starfire's head. He demanded three scoops of Superman ice cream with sprinkles. Tooth Fairy couldn't think of what she wanted but Freak pressed on and she asked for a tooth sundae with extra teeth and little toothy sprinkles. Freak gagged and ordered a Choco with sprinkly then dropped it on her head. The Skullbot approached. A laser knocked two scoops off Freak's cone. Freak declared the party was over and tossed his cone over his shoulder. It happened to land on the Skullbot's panel. He shorted out and exploded. Freak thought they were close. He didn't like them saying "Aye, aye" and ordered them to say "Pork sausage, catpin."
Folding Paper Man was annoyed with 50% Chad's stomach growling. He pointed out he didn't have a stomach. A pack of junkyard alien dogs chased the crew. Freak directed them up a ladder to the top of a junk pile where they were safe. Freak declared "Twisty slide!" and pushed them down the tunnel that winded around the pile like a water slide. They reached the bottom and were attacked by the dogs. Freak existed the fight cloud with the crew and returned them to the top. He declared "Can and ball!" and shoved them back down the tunnel then did a cannonball. He caught up to them and the bowled over the dogs. The dogs were sent flying across the yard. Freak led them to a Moon Flower but to their annoyance, said it was no good. They all expressed how they didn't like him being in charge and went after the flower. Even with all four trying, the flower wouldn't budge from the ground. They were stuck. A giant alien angler fish rose up from the ground and proceeded to eat them.
Freak got its attention and asked if it wanted to play with its food before eating it. The fish agreed to play Jenga with them. The fish successfully took out a piece from near the top. Freak ordered 50% Chad to take a bottom piece out. Chad pointed out that would make them lose the game. Freak insisted. Chad kicked a piece out. The tower collapsed on the fish. Freak pushed the crew into a refrigerator and flushed his toilet. The propelling motion somehow allowed him to fly them back to The Ship. He created a new hole in the bay door then crashed through walls until he reached the bridge. The crew thanked and apologized Freak but Folding Paper Man pointed out they had no Moon Flower. Freak knocked on the freezer and the door opened, revealing a Moon Flower. Freak decided he didn't want to be captain anymore because it was a thankless job then announced he was now going to be a surgeon and chased the crew around.
Seven space days into the journey, Starfire's crew located the Celestial Sugar Crystal, the second rare item on her list. The crew took it literally and Freak shouted he loved rock candy then tried to eat Folding Paper One, who folding himself into a candy wrapper, but spitted him out because he tasted like garbage. Due to a teleporter incident, they lost the top halves of their bodies. Starfire tried to keep them calm and suggested faux heads for the time being. Freak used one of his boots. Freak tried to use his butt print to pass a palm scanner to use the escape pod to get to the crystal but that failed. They tried to manually drive the Ship to the crystal but Freak gunned it and stalled the engine. They got tired of Chad and tried to kick the engine into starting but it led to destruction of the engine and activation of Security Bot 5, a robot installed by Platz to protect The Ship from meat sacks. They were forced to go along with Chad's half-baked idea and pretended to be operating a day spa.
Security Bot relaxed then talked about how stressful it was to be a bot: crush this, destroy that. It realized it needed me time and friends. It hugged the crew in gratitude and asked how it could return the kindness. It fixed the teleporter. The top halves of the crew returned and the sugar crystals had been retrieved already. Starfire apologized to Chad but realized their bodies were mixed up. She had Freak's lower torso, Folding Paper Man had Starfire's, Tooth Fairy had Folding Paper Man's, and Freak had Tooth Fairy's. The crew located a Galactic Egg on an asteroid but the surface was too hard for their drill. Tooth Fairy turned her wand into a dentist's drill and successfully revealed the egg. It was still lodged in the asteroid. Folding Paper Man turned himself into a crowbar but the egg would not budge and a piece ricocheted and hit Freaky Face's mouth. His top middle tooth fail off and he threw a tantrum. Starfire opted to have everyone teleported back to The Ship and came back after he calmed down. Tooth Fairy was eager to have the tooth but Freak refused and stomped her.
Everyone explained what the Tooth Fairy's job was. She revealed she now left $5 for a tooth instead of a quarter. Everyone happily knocked a tooth out. Freak felt bad and gave one of this teeth to 50% Chad and Platz. The next morning, everyone was happy to find five dollar bills under their pillows. Tooth Fairy lamented she would never know the joy of losing a tooth and getting money for it. She revealed she never lost a tooth because her magic was too strong. Starfire vowed they would help to rectify that. Freak got an idea and dressed her and himself in hockey gear then proceeded to rough house. It didn't work. Platz offered a simple solution: use the teleporter to isolate a tooth and beam the rest of her away. It worked. Starfire ordered Platz to teleport the Tooth Fairy out of space and back onboard. They tucked Tooth Fairy in for the night. The loss of the tooth caused her magic to fall out of alignment and she turned into an angry Tooth Monster.
The next morning, to add insult to injury, the others found out Folding Paper Man gave her a nickel instead of five dollars. She demanded her tooth back but Freak couldn't remember what he did with it. They were chased throughout the Ship until he remembered he ate it. Platz guided them to the teleporter room so they could beam the tooth back into Tooth Fairy's mouth. It worked and she turned back to abnormal. 50% Chad pointed out they still needed to get the Galactic Egg on the asteroid. Tooth Fairy suggested using the same strategy and she beamed the egg onboard. Out of gratitude, Starfire, Freak, and Folding Paper Man knocked all their teeth out for her. During the search for the lost city of Tamaran, the crew found a flooded room. Folding Paper Man turned himself into a submarine but a monster at the bottom of the room attacked. Starfire had Freak fired like a torpedo. He made a direct hit and knocked the monster out. They eventually destroyed the fabled Fire Crown before Blackfire could use it to take over the galaxy.