Eebows
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Real Identity: Eebows
Appearances: EEBows
Powers/Skills: Bending
Voiced By: Scott Menville (Auggie) and Hynden Walch (Guard)
Robin thought he had a super power after he discovered pinching his elbow caused no pain. The other Teen Titans informed him everyone had that. Robin was bummed but called for a pinching party. Raven warned them the Eebows could feel the pinch. They had no idea what she was talking about. Auggie demanded they stop. Robin and Starfire paused in confusion. Auggie leaped off Robin's right arm and revealed his face. Raven pointed out that was an Eebow. Auggie revealed he was the emperor of the Eebows then ordered them to leave his brethren alone. It was too much fun and the Titans continued to pinch. Auggie had enough and ordered the other Eebows to emerge. They complied and left the Titans' arms. The Titans were horrified at not being able to bend their arms. Robin sarcastically appreciated the human anatomy lesson and ordered them to reattach. Auggie refused and declared there would be no more pinching. The Titans kept pushing it and pinched Auggie. He screamed he had enough and launched the Titans into the glass window. He pointed out they had to bend over backwards for the Titans like feeding them or helping them brush their teeth and despite all that, they were repaid with pinching parties. He called them ingrates.
Robin doubled down and declared they were useless flaps of meat. Auggie was aghast and the Eebows left the Titans Tower. The Eebows held a rally at the Jump City Hall to protest being held captive under the arms and Auggie declared they would not bend to them anymore. He summoned Eebows from everyone in the city. The Teen Titans arrived and watched as citizens became crippled from the loss of their Eebows. The Eebows refused to back down and Auggie sent his army after the Titans. Some jumped on parking meters, acting as elbows so they could be bent and repeatedly hit Cyborg. Others jumped on street lights and decked Beast Boy. Starfire kicked and launched them away in vain in a park. Several jumped on a tree and bent the top half right onto Starfire, Robin, and Raven. Auggie was pleased and ordered them to join him. They combined into one Eebow then Auggie bent the very fabric of space and time itself. Raven conjured a dome to protect herself and the Titans from the rewriting of reality.
The Titans found themselves in Eebow City, part of an alternate reality. Robin lost it when he saw the Eebow's version of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue's eyes flashed red and several house alarms were triggered. A large spotlight was shone on the Titans and they were surrounded by armed guards. The Titans were taken to the Hall of Eebows to see the Eebow Council. Robin protested but was poked several times. Emperor Auggie recognized the Titans. He found them guilty of crimes against Eebows and sentenced them to a lifetime of bending. He made Beast Boy bend over and be his chair, made Cyborg bend over and be his table, made Starfire bend penne pasta into elbow macaroni then threw the plate in her face, made Raven bend over backward and pick up his fork off the floor, made Beast Boy bend his straw, made them bend their knees, made Cyborg put a bend in the road, made Robin bend a book of rules, made Beast Boy bend his ear, made Starfire bend a paperclip, made Robin bend a banana, made Cyborg do the limbo, and made Bane bend Robin over his knee. The Titans were exhausted.
Auggie implored Robin to get a drink of water. He went to a water cooler and had to pour it into his open mouth without bending his arm. It made the Eebows laugh as he strained. Auggie remarked it was so funny it hurt. Raven realized the Eebows' weakness was their funny bones. The Titans set up a miniature theater and performed numerous bits to make the Eebows laugh until it hurt. They did tap dancing but Raven's arm knocked the others over like dominos, the boys did golf and Beast Boy hit everyone including himself with the club, Starfire threw pizza dough in the air for it to fall on her, Cyborg licked ice cream and it fell on his head, Cyborg tried to bowl but the ball landed on his head, Robin splashed hot tea in his face, Raven juggled chainsaws, a banana launched into Cyborg's face, a honeycomb was thrown in Beast Boy's face, and a stapler was thrown in Robin's face. One by one, the Eebow Council suffered a broken funny bone. Auggie begged them to stop and they would do whatever they wanted. Robin demanded they reattach to them and unbend reality. Auggie agreed to his terms as long as they didn't make them laugh anymore.