Bacon Brothers
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Real Identity: Kevin and Michael Bacon
Appearances: Philly
Powers/Skills: Musical Aptitude
Voiced By: Kevin and Michael Bacon
Michael and Kevin Bacon told some jawns to forget about the jabronies they were scraping and head to Overbrook for water ice and hit the jawn down the shore. It worked and the jawns left. Kevin inquired why they were at Scrapple B's Diner. Robin explained they were gathering the three pillars to deal with the Philadelphia curse, to their horror. They wondered what kind of dummies would reveal the taller skyscrapers to Penn. The Teen Titans pretended not to know and asked the Bacon Brothers for their help. They quickly agreed and got some scrapple. Raven wondered what was in it. Michael explained some thought the laughter of unicorns, smiles of a baby, and soft tickles of a puppy. Kevin added others believed it was pig butt, pig heart, intestines, and even more butts. Only Beast Boy was concerned. The Bacon Brothers sang their song about scrapple.
Following City Hall's instructions, they found a soft pretzel cart. Robin warned Cyborg but got ignored. Cyborg wondered if he should add mustard or not. Kevin got perturbed and stressed soft pretzel was garbage without mustard. Cyborg was convinced. An eagle swooped in and stole the pretzel. To make matters worse, it was the last one. The Titans chased it into the park but it dodged them as the Bacon Brothers cheered on the eagle until Robin demanded help. Michael played his guitar and the eagle perched on it and rocked to his melody. Robin tackled the eagle and took the pretzel but he got pooped on. Everyone else cheered on the eagle dookie. The last pillar was the Philly cheesesteak but they had to decide between cheese sauce or provolone, one of Philadelphia's greatest riddles. Michael replied cheese sauce but Kevin replied provolone. Robin, Raven, and Beast Boy sided with Michael but Starfire and Cyborg sided with Kevin. A cheese war broke out. Beast Boy got between the brothers and told them it was the city of love and mommy. They understood he meant city of brotherly love and came up with a solution, a Philadelphian chooses them all.
The Bacon Brothers rang the Liberty Bell. After Penn heard the bell, he was about to stomp the Titans and the Bacon Brothers but he smelled the three pillars and ate them, ending the curse. Penn was sad about going back to City Hall but Michael Bacon told it it didn't have to go back if it didn't want to. Kevin Bacon offered it an alternative of hanging out with them. It was elated and elected Robin to take his place. He was tied to the statue's log, meant to symbolize the treaties Penn made with local Native American tribes. The eagle returned and pecked Robin's head. Penn, the Bacon Brothers, and the other Titans went on a tour of the city, including running up the steps leading to the East entrance of the Philadelphia Museum of Art like in "Rocky". At sunset, they sat and watched boats pass under the Benjamin Franklin Bridge.