Wayne Manor

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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Slumber Party and Mo' Money Mo' Problems
Powers: Not Applicable
Voiced By: Not Applicable

Wayne Manor is the home of Bruce Wayne, Batman's alter ego, and formerly Robin. During a slumber party, the Teen Titans sneaked onto Wayne Manor and vandalized a mermaid statue in the center of a fountain. Batman and Commissioner Gordon went outside and noticed the statue looked a little like Batgirl. They couldn't stop laughing.

The Teen Titans toured the Batcave after failing to help Beast Boy settle into his hibernation. They inquired about the firepole. Robin tried to lie that it led to a lame fire station. Instead, the Titans got more interested and took the pole up then ended up in Wayne Manor. The Titans emerged from a sarchaphogus and thought firefighters were rich. Robin admitted the truth, that it was his childhood home, Wayne Manor. They refused to leave unless they got a tour. Robin indulged them. He showed the super long dinner table where Michael Keaton had an awkward dinner date, the well where Christian Bale learned why we fall, the phone Adam West would answer when crime was afoot, and a dumpster where stuff from Val Kilmer and George Clooney. The Titans noticed Alfred Pennyworth was following them. They mistook him as a businessman late for his meeting. Robin couldn't convince them otherwise and dismissed him for the day to go to his meeting. They stopped at the door to the supply room. Robin presented his room next door.

The Titans entered a bare, dilapidated room with weights, a bucket, a mattress on the ground, a drain to wash away his tears, and a bucket he named Mr. Bucket. Robin revealed he learned not to revel in wealth and frivolous materialism would only impede the pursuit of justice. The Titans convinced him to indulge just once and get a poster of his favorite band Bill Biv Devoe. They went overboard and bought a 600 inch big screen TV, a big white tiger, expensive art, and fireworks. The opulent fireworks display caught the attention of Catwoman, Penguin, Joker, Poison Ivy, and Riddler. They raided the manor and looted everything. The Titans were no match for them but Pennyworth arrived and made short work of the villains. Robin rang a bell and ordered him to clean everything up before Batman came back. He drop kicked Robin.