Wayne Manor
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Slumber Party, Mo' Money Mo' Problems, TV Knight 5, Egg Hunt, Manor and Mannerisms, Whodundidit?, and Porch Pirates
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Voiced By: Not Applicable
Wayne Manor is the home of Bruce Wayne, Batman's alter ego, and formerly Robin. During a slumber party, the Teen Titans sneaked onto Wayne Manor and vandalized a mermaid statue in the center of a fountain. Batman and Commissioner Gordon went outside and noticed the statue looked a little like Batgirl. They couldn't stop laughing.
The Teen Titans toured the Batcave after failing to help Beast Boy settle into his hibernation. They inquired about the firepole. Robin tried to lie that it led to a lame fire station. Instead, the Titans got more interested and took the pole up then ended up in Wayne Manor. The Titans emerged from a sarchaphogus and thought firefighters were rich. Robin admitted the truth, that it was his childhood home, Wayne Manor. They refused to leave unless they got a tour. Robin indulged them. He showed the super long dinner table where Michael Keaton had an awkward dinner date, the well where Christian Bale learned why we fall, the phone Adam West would answer when crime was afoot, and a dumpster where stuff from Val Kilmer and George Clooney. The Titans noticed Alfred Pennyworth was following them. They mistook him as a businessman late for his meeting. Robin couldn't convince them otherwise and dismissed him for the day to go to his meeting. They stopped at the door to the supply room. Robin presented his room next door.
The Titans entered a bare, dilapidated room with weights, a bucket, a mattress on the ground, a drain to wash away his tears, and a bucket he named Mr. Bucket. Robin revealed he learned not to revel in wealth and frivolous materialism would only impede the pursuit of justice. The Titans convinced him to indulge just once and get a poster of his favorite band Bill Biv Devoe. They went overboard and bought a 600 inch big screen TV, a big white tiger, expensive art, and fireworks. The opulent fireworks display caught the attention of Catwoman, Penguin, Joker, Poison Ivy, and Riddler. They raided the manor and looted everything. The Titans were no match for them but Pennyworth arrived and made short work of the villains. Robin rang a bell and ordered him to clean everything up before Batman came back. He drop kicked Robin.
Gordon and Batman hung out in the latter's bedroom and watched TV. Pennyworth answered the Batphone and learned of an emergency. Once Batman realized Pennyworth was back, he kicked the TV and pushed Gordon away. Gordon hid under the bed. Batman refused the phone and pretended to be sick. Pennyworth went into panic mode and put a thermometer in his mouth. While he checked his medical kit, Batman used a blow torch on the thermometer. It read 500 degrees and exploded. Pennyworth did a quick check then put a cold compress on his head then left to make soup. Once Pennyworth left, they jumped through the glass window and left in the Batplane.
As they enjoyed an episode of Him-Guy and The Overlord of the Macrocosmos, they didn't realize they flew into a water tower. They opened the hatch to survey the damage, laughed, fell out, and bounced off the awning for the Chateau de Fancy. Batman became hungry. Gordon apprised him of Chateau. They were kicked out because only fancy people were allowed. Gordon grunted in annoyance. They were seen on TV by Pennyworth while he taste tested soup he made. He became enraged and drived to the field in the Batmobile. Batman and Gordon hurried back to Wayne Manor. They crashed the jet, ran across the Wayne Manor property, and hopped off a trampoline back into the master bedroom just in time. Gordon hid and Batman pretended to be asleep. Pennyworth drove up to his room and sighed in relief then reversed out. Gordon hopped on his bed and presented a bat-shaped mobile device then continued watching Him-Guy.
The Titans crashed through a skylight and searched Wayne's golden toilet for the Easter egg Robin never found as a child but found nothing. Robin called himself a failure and shed a rainbow colored tear from his left eye. Cyborg noticed it first. Robin revealed he did that since childhood and he wore his domino mask to cover it up. Starfire realized the egg was hidden in his eye. Robin found that far fetched since he would have noticed that. Beast Boy thought it would be weird. Raven didn't think it would make sense. Starfire implored Robin to look at his reflection in the toilet. Robin took his mask off and the vestigial twin in his left eye presented the old rotten easter egg. It wished him a happy Easter. Robin was elated then ate the rotten egg. The others barfed.
Rumor spread that Bruce Wayne would finally name an heir to Wayne Manor during his regency ball. Robin believed only a true gentleman like himself stood a chance. He got the other Titans to promise not to go but they went anyway. Robin pleased other guests with his command of conversation. From across the room, Wayne winked and gave him the thumb's up. Pennyworth had the duty of blowing a trumpet and announcing a guest when they arrived. Whatever they wrote down, he had to read it exactly. Beast Boy took advantage of that premise and wrote, "the illest, chillest, never going to get your Phyllis nonstop party train this place about to go insane, super duke, Beast Boy." Beast Boy summoned Pennyworth when he had to use the bathroom. He sighed then walked him to the bathroom and repeated the same announcement. Robin implored the others to not embarrass him and go eat hors' d'oeuvre or watch the pheasant race. Starfire wanted to be a social butterfly and spent the night matchmaking. Wayne gave Robin a glare.
Beast Boy exited with toilet paper on his shoe and mused he could get used to the place. Robin retorted he would let him visit. Robin was lost. Beast Boy declared he was just as much as a gentleman as he was. Robin declared a gentleman-off. The first essential gentleman's skill was the conversation. Robin amused the crowd with mild puns and stories of being rich and philosophical nonsense. Eventually, Beast Boy caught on and thought of few but faltered. He was met with jeers and shrimp and toast was thrown at him. Robin closed the round off with a humble brag of meeting the governor once. The crowd went wild. It was 1 to 0. Cyborg and Raven checked out the pheasant race and decided to make the longshot, Thanksgiving Leftovers, the new champion. The second round was the dance. Beast Boy was thrown off by the Regency Dance. Robin stepped on his shoe on purpose and emphasized it was about grace, control, and elegance. Beast Boy threw down new sheet music for the band and they switched out instruments then played more upbeat music. He showed off his break dancing skills to much applause, including Wayne. It was 1 to 1.
Cyborg and Raven trained Leftovers but ultimately resorted to cheating. Raven made a portal on the racetrack to capture the current champion then Cyborg caught the rest in a net. Raven conjured a boot and kicked Leftovers through the finish line. The last round was dining etiquette. The salad came first. Robin noted Beast Boy loved salad and implored him to go first, knowing full well he had no clue which utensil was a salad fork. Beast Boy tried to stall and picked one but it was the fish fork. Robin hit him over the head with a big fish. Beast Boy lied he meant another one but Robin pointed out it was a fruit fork and put a cherry on it. Beast Boy tossed it in frustration. Robin correctly listed off the name of every utensil present. The others at the table applauded, including Wayne. However, Robin got too full of himself and danced on the table, kicking everyone's plates off. Beast Boy called him uncouth. Robin warned him but Beast Boy refused to recant.
Robin removed his baby hand glove, slapped him, and challenged him to a duel. The duel was a badminton match. Robin tripped and Beast Boy got advantage. Robin tossed his racket at Beast Boy's head and lied that it slipped, calling it a little gamesmanship. Beast Boy fumed. Just when he was about to serve, he turned into a gorilla. Robin was knocked back into a wall. Robin had enough and got out a special rocket-powered shuttlecock. Their match leveled that section of the manor. Pennyworth announced the heir was decided. However, Starfire was caught up in matchmaking and paired Wayne with the new champion pheasant Thanksgiving Leftovers. They got married and left the manor in a car. Robin fell to his knees in agony.
While on the run from Batman, Clayface chose a random mansion to hide in and jumped over the wall. It turned out to be Wayne Manor. He slipped into a bathroom, ripped out Bruce Wayne's personal toilet, and posed as it in its place. However, he was a silent witness to the atrocities committed in the bathroom by the Teen Titans while Robin watched the manor for Batman. He tried to fake clogs so he would be left alone. Robin discovered the clog and suspected one of the other Titans. He dug through the trash outside and found a three ply roll of toilet paper. Beast Boy admitted to playing with it and failing to flush it so he took it and used it to t.p. Robin's motorcycle. Robin suspected Starfire next, getting attached to the inanimate objects in the bathroom, casting the toilet as a supervillain opposing a tube of toothpaste. She admitted to clogging the toilet with toothpaste but she used a plunger to prevent a clog. Cyborg denied anyone was hiding something. He dropped a wrench. He panicked and ran inside.
Robin suspected he got in over his head trying to find the secret firepole to the Batcave and he instead found a sewage line and broke it. He tried to fix it but the pipes burst one after the other but he fixed the bursts with various promotional items. Robin suspected Raven made a revenge bomb to spite Batman for stinking up the Titans Tower bathroom last Thanksgiving. Raven admitted to the bomb but stated thanks to all the fiber she ate, it all flushed down. Robin then suspected Pennyworth of accidentally clogging the toilet while he was trying to flush Batman's dead pet Bat fishy down the toilet after he forgot to feed it. He denied it. Eventually, Batman returned and used one of his gadgets to ascertain the truth behind who clogged the toilet, Alfred Pennyworth or the Titans. The device led him right to the toilet. It scanned the toilet, chirped a confirmation, and tasered it. Clayface was forced to reveal himself and was cuffed. He called the Titans the true monsters and shuddered at the memory of Raven's revenge bomb. They all laughed at his expense.
Ace guarded a box delivered to Wayne Manor. Robin and Beast Boy sneaked on to the property to steal it for the Porch Pirates, who were extorted them for their smoothie machine. Robin greeted Ace with a long time no see but was growled at. Beast Boy offered treats. Ace growled more intensely. Robin offered him his bone. He got even more intense. Beast Boy realized he just wanted his chew toy and kicked Robin towards him. A fight cloud formed. Beast Boy tried to sneak off with the box but the Commissioner Gordon statue released a swarm of bats. He was tossed at the ship and lost the box. Ace tossed Robin back towards the pirate ship. The box landed back with Ace.