Titans Satellite
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Teen Titans Action Part 1 and Easter Annihilation
Powers: Not Applicable
Voiced By: Not Applicable
While the Teen Titans tried to become more action-oriented in order to get a toy license, Cyborg suggested pressing the Action button on the computer in the living room of Titans Tower. Robin was surprised it was there. Cyborg pushed it and they were teleported to a T-shaped Titans Satellite orbiting Earth. Raven couldn't believe they owned it. Cyborg mused they never had a use for it. Robin directed the others to a set of five mech suits. They powered up their mechs and Robin called up Toy Master with his mech's flip phone. Toy Master was surprised and excited by the mechs and was eager to agree to a toy license. He told them to keep up the action and he would sell their action figures. Cyborg suggested a celebration and offered to make waffles. The waffle-maker turned into a bestial form and chomped on Cyborg's mech's arm. Robin pointed out everything is built for action. They blasted at the waffle-maker. Cyborg finally bashed it away.
Beast Boy thought it was cool at first. Raven agreed it was fun, in a high-stakes life or death sort of way. They went to go watch television but it opened fire on them. The others put down suppression fire while Cyborg charged and pulled the power cord with a pincer. Beast Boy was not looking forward to risking their lives every time they turned on the TV. Robin told him they had to keep up their action hero personas in order to maintain their marketability as action figures. Cyborg and Starfire were still hungry. Robin had an idea. They departed for a diner based within an asteroid field. The Easter Bunny came up with a plan to use the Teen Titans and Titans Satellite to turn the Moon into an Easter egg so he would gain the ability to lay his magical booty eggs all year round. The Titans noticed their satellite signal was jammed while they were on an Easter egg hunt. They investigated and saw electrical panels in disarray.
Cyborg turned the power on but touched a strange green goop that smelled like rotten eggs. Cyborg's tracker detected something approaching. Robin thought it was just rats but Beast Boy was skeptical they were in space. Robin pointed out it was just space suits but the Easter Bunny's head popped out of the chest of one of the suits. He revealed his plan. Robin grabbed him but he zapped Robin with a laser fired from his ears. Robin was turned into an egg bearing his suit's colors. The Titans grabbed the egg and barricaded themselves into the mess hall. Beast Boy ate the candy he kept in his left shoe to calm down. The egg hatched and revealed Robin was transformed into an Easter Bunny form that was subservient to the Easter Bunny. He jumped on Cyborg's face and kissed him. Cyborg pried him off and chucked him. Robin implored them to join the Easter Bunny. Starfire refused. Robin growled and blasted at them. They found the escape pods and Cyborg used his finger weld to seal the door. Before Starfire could pilot the pod, the Easter Bunny revealed his presence above her and turned her into an egg.
The remaining Titans ran back into the halls and entered the ventilation shaft. Cyborg detected something coming but it was just a very friendly rat. The Easter Bunny popped in and zapped Cyborg into an egg. Raven and Beast Boy fled into the port bay while the Easter Bunny used the three Titans under his sway to move the satellite towards the Moon and execute Operation Lunar Drop. Raven and Beast Boy armed themselves with rifles that used eggs and marshmallow ducks as ammunition, a chocolate bunny as a knife, and plastic eggs as grenades. The Bunnies managed to dye the Moon in giant elaborate cup of water mixed with Easter dye. Raven and Beast Boy breached the command center and defeated the three enthralled Titans then blew them up with the egg grenades. The Easter Bunny activated the satellite's self-destruct sequence then ushered his thralls into the ventilation shaft. They fled the satellite in an escape pod and headed back to Earth. Raven convinced Beast Boy they should stay behind and crash the satellite into the Moon so the explosion could blast the paint right off even if it mean they wouldn't survive. It worked and they escaped certain death in an escape pod.