Task Force X Headquarters
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Appearances: Task Force X
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The Teen Titans tired of taking on lamer and lamer villains and wished they were on super cool, high risk covert missions like Task Force X. The Living Trash Can was the last straw. They decided to join Task Force X so they could fight real villains and go on missions that made a difference in the world. They drove to the group's headquarters and fell down trap doors at the entrance, landing in Amanda Waller's office. She demanded to know why they were snooping around her office. They told her they were big fans. Raven wanted to be a ruthlessly moral boss lady like her when she got older. They asked for an autograph. She had enough and pounded her desk but a leg popped out to her annoyance. She laughed hard when Robin revealed they wanted to join Task Force X but realized they were serious. She had some menial office tasks for them since she already had professionals in her employ. Robin wasn't pleased. Waller stated she wasn't asking them to do anything they didn't want to do, she was forcing them. She got a remote and injected nano bombs in their butts. If they failed, she would blow their butts off.
They went to get her lunch, a six inch turkey sub sandwich with lettuce and tomato. They couldn't remember if she wanted pickles or not. Beast Boy recalled she wanted pickles. They were aghast to see Waller with a No Pickles mug and tried to offer her pudding. She took the sandwich and spit it at Beast Boy. She blew off his butt. Cyborg told the others they had eight hours to reattach it. She ordered the rest to Task Force X's accounting department to fire Polka-Dot Man. Polka-Dot Man asked what the meeting was about. Raven pointed out he put too many ellipses in his reports. He admitted he couldn't help it because he was a big fan of dots. He threw a bunch of dots on the Titans. Cyborg broke the news and fired him on Waller's behalf. He cried dots over the prospect of having to tell his wife Dottie. Starfire tried to comfort him. He asked if he was getting a severance package. She checked the paper work and told him no. He asked about his unused sick days. She told him no. He cried intensely and they were knocked back into the wall. The room began to fill up with dots.
To avoid drowning, they lied and told him he was being switched to an intern at the PR department. In Waller's office, he promised to dot every I in the press releases then threw some dots on her and ran out throwing dots and chuckling. Starfire pointed out Waller didn't say they couldn't promote him. Waller took responsibility but blew Starfire's butt off and told her that was her mistake for defying her orders. Cyborg started to wonder why Waller was so obsessed with blowing off their butts. She told them it was none of their business and gave them another task: prove Sofia Falcone falsely filed a work comp claim for an injured neck. Waller reviewed the camera footage they took of Falcone and learned they exposed her fraud but got her injured for real. She blew off Cyborg and Raven's butts. Waller asked Robin if he could handle a task or preferred to have his butt blown off. Robin chose the task. She ordered him to take some papers down to procurement. She threw the box down and one of the legs of her desk gave out again. She ripped some hair out in anger.
Robin ran off. Robin happened to see some workers carting butts off into a storage room. He hid and waited and swiped a key card from one of them as they left. Robin searched for the Titans' butts and found them but Waller walked in and caught him. He tried to pretend he was lost but Waller wasn't buying it and detonated his nano bomb. To both their surprise, his butt was too tight to be blown off thanks to all those squats he did. She realized he was the "chosen butt" she had been searching many years for and needed him for a super important mission only a hero like him could succeed. Robin was elated he was going to get the respect he deserved. She used his butt as a replacement for one of the legs of her desk. She was happy her desk was finally fixed.