Super Hero Summer Camp
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Forest Pirates, The Bergerac, Snot and Tears, Campfire!, and What We Learned At Camp
Powers: Not Applicable
Voiced By: Not Applicable
Every summer, the world's young super hero teams attend the week-long Super Hero Summer Camp. Usually, the camp competitions are dominated by H.I.V.E., who for some reason are allowed to come, and Titans East. H.I.V.E. aimed to make it a repeat and win the canoe race again. Robin stressed they were only present to win the camp competitions, especially the canoe race. Starfire pointed out every summer they lost. Robin secretly used "poop-making" yogurt to sideline the Titans East from the camp but Beast Boy revealed Robin had him send the yogurt. Lacking a sweet tooth, Bumblebee declined to have any of the yogurt and went to camp alone. She approached the Teen Titans and proposed joining the team for the week. Robin turned her down repeatedly with no explanation. After Robin showed off his pirate ship plan, the other Titans wondered if they should add Bumblebee to the team. Robin didn't think so. They all believed she would breath new life in the team and six was better than five. Robin didn't think they were some long-running series trying to introduce a new character to keep things interesting and believed in preserving their team dynamic, based on their favorite 80s high school movie.
Batman officiated and fired his grapnel gun into the air to start the race. Heroes, including Deadman, Kilowog, Swamp Thing, Red Tornado, Jonah Hex, and Booster Gold, observed the race. The Titans blew past everyone in their ship and they capsized. Bumblebee managed to catch up to the Titans' pirate ship by rowing by herself. The other Titans thought she was adorable. Robin dropped a rock. Bumblebee was launched and her canoe sank underwater. The ship got stuck under a tree. The other teams caught up and passed them. Bumblebee volunteered to help. Robin was skeptical. Bumblebee produced a chainsaw and went to work on the tree. Raven liked her positivity. Robin countered that is why she would never make a good Titan. Starfire believed she had the heart of the sixth Titan. Robin finally explained he thought six was a curse because he could not think of any good teams with six members and therefore it was unnatural. Bumblebee finished sawing the tree down and was swatted away by Robin. They rammed and blew up the other teams' canoes. They captured H.I.V.E. and made them walk the plank... to waist high water.
A bear later attacked the Titans on their ship. H.I.V.E. got back on their canoe and retook the lead. Bumblebee caught up in her canoe and summoned her bees. They attacked the bear and forced it to retreat. The Titans were downtrodden and ready to give up the race to H.I.V.E. but Bumblebee roused them with a speech. She asserted they didn't need to be pirates and the key to winning the race was teamwork. She told them they were the best team because they understood each other completely and when they worked together, nothing was impossible. The Titans cheered and took off in their canoe, with Cyborg's thrusters helping bridge the gap. They still couldn't catch up. Bumblebee shrank and flew to the H.I.V.E.'s canoe. She combined her arm cannons into one and fired a bee hive at them. They were covered in honey. The bears in the forest attacked H.I.V.E. and they drifted down a right turn. They fell off a waterfall and their canoe exploded. The Titans won the race and Bumblebee was made a member.
Cyborg and Bumblebee argued about what decade had the best entertainment. She didn't think much of "The A-Team." Robin countered the 60's were the best because back then he could show off his thighs. He bumped into Wonder Girl and she dropped her belongings. Robin apologized and helped gather everything up. Wonder Girl told him it wasn't his fault and this was a contrived encounter that, despite all odds, sparked something between them. They both reached for the canteen at once. Robin stammered and eventually introduced himself. Wonder Girl liked him despite the awkward introduction. Bumblebee realized Robin was getting himself a "camp girlfriend." The others were skeptical and pointed out no girl liked him because he was unattractive physically and emotionally. Robin agreed. Bumblebee was sure they were going to fall in love. Starfire conceded she did seem to like the awkward encounter but she cringed at the thought of it. Robin showed off his thighs, causing Starfire to gag. Bumblebee recalled her first kiss was at camp.
After the other Titans recalled their first kiss, Bumblebee realized this was the point in the romantic movie where the main character was helped out by his friends. She believed they could be those friends. The others weren't interested. Bumblebee shrank and fired her stingers at them until they relented. She was the only one clearly excited. Bumblebee set up a picnic for Robin and Wonder Girl. Beast Boy turned into a raccoon and tried to eat but Bumblebee stung him repeatedly. Robin was nervous. Bumblebee advised him to be himself. The others felt that would lead to failure. Cyborg believed he should be Beast Boy. Cyborg proposed take after Cyrano de Bergerac and give Robin smooth lines on the sly. Bumblebee recognized that was a common scene in romantic movies and liked it. They hid in a bush as Wonder Girl arrived. Robin stammered and asked her if she wanted to see his thighs. Beast Boy gave him a line to tell her to sit her butt down and have a picnic. Robin refused to say it and got slapped. He repeated Beast Boy's line.
Wonder Girl found the situation strange and weird but was too polite to state that bluntly. Beast Boy told him to give her bread. He poked her in the face with a loaf. Beast Boy told him to smooch it up. Cyborg interjected with his own line then Raven suggested telling her he liked horses then Bumblebee told him to be himself, and Starfire told him to not talk about his thighs. Wonder Girl was off put and walked away. Robin tried to stop her. She revealed she was pre-occupied with a break up with her boyfriend then went off to be upset. Robin was ready to give up and stick to trees. Bumblebee realized it was time for the "grand gesture" while the other Titans finished off the contents of the picnic. She explained it was a crazy and over the top display of his affection. Cyborg and Beast Boy elected to help since they knew dumb and dangerous. That night, they set up near the Girl's Camp. Robin dressed up like John Cusack did at the end of "Say Anything..." and stood up on Beast Boy's horse while Beast Boy tied a boom box to it and Cyborg loaded fireworks into a satchel.
Horse back kicked Cyborg. Robin wasn't sure about doing it but Bumblebee got it started and slapped Horse's butt. Robin held the boom box over his head while it played 80s instrumental music. Wonder Girl got up and came outside. The fireworks went off but accidentally carried Robin off. He crashed to the ground in front of her. She wasn't sure about the incredibly dumb and dangerous stunt but inexplicably fell for it. They were about to kiss when an axe was thrown between them. Wonder Girl's ex-boyfriend, the lumberjack who chopped down Robin's tree girlfriend. He shoved two trees aside and roared. Robin couldn't believe it was the same filthy lumberjack. Wonder Girl pointed out he was the necessary obstacle he had to overcome to prove his worth to her. Robin vowed he wouldn't steal his human girlfriend. He took out his staff and charged. The lumberjack stood around and simply pounded him into the ground then stomped his face. Robin's thighs stirred and took control of his bodily functions.
Robin rose up into the air, locked around lumberjack's head, and rapidly thigh punched him. He whimpered and ran away crying into the forest. Robin and Wonder Girl kissed. Wonder Girl thought it was nice then revealed she was leaving camp and they would never see each other again. Robin was confused. She explained it was a camp romance so they were destined to go their separate ways. Robin asked if he could visit or write her. She declined and flew away. Raven thought that was brutal. Bumblebee thought it was all her fault Robin was left heartbroken. Robin disagreed and pointed out he kissed a girl and got his revenge. He felt confident to go after other potential love interests, namely a nearby tree. Starfire gagged, choked, and threw up. The Titans played a prank on Robin in the morning. They raised his underwear up a flag pole and did a take on "America" but the prank backfired on him. Robin stepped out of his cabin not wearing any pants. Bumblebee flew up, grabbed the underwear with tongs, and returned it to Robin.
Robin informed them they were skating on thin ice with that bad behavior. Beast Boy and Cyborg downplayed it as camp pranks. Robin told them there were terrible life threatening consequences for teens who misbehave at camp. He used horror movies as an example. Bumblebee agreed and recalled every camp had a creep wearing sports equipment who picked off teenagers acting badly. Robin told them the legend of the Creepy Catcher. They were skeptical and thought he might just be looking for friends to play baseball with. Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven split up and went off to prove Robin's theory wrong. Robin brought out his camcorder and decided to document their tragedy into a fun summer movie. He and Bumblebee practiced acting scared. Beast Boy went skinny dipping and was found first by the Catcher. Bumblebee and Robin heard Beast Boy's scream and used it to practice their displays of emotion. Cyborg swindled other camp goers with his shell game then taught it to Starfire. She went overboard and rubbed Kid Flash's wrong guesses in his face.
Cyborg tried to get her to chill out but she went onto the table and proclaimed herself the queen of the pea and told all to kneel before her. Catcher stepped out of some bushes and approached them. Bumblebee and Robin ran to the sound of their screams and found the shell game. Bumblebee got an idea and selected the puppy filter. They hurried off to find Raven. Raven left a rowdy teen party to get supplies from an ominous looking basement. Robin pointed out parties were against camp regulations. She portaled into the basement and kept them on pins and needles as she reacted to a cat, a light bulb going out, and stepping on building block toys. Instead of her, the Catcher emerged from the basement and chased Robin and Bumblebee into the forest. Robin opted to save himself and hit Bumblebee's legs with his staff. The Catcher found her. Robin declared his survival was due to his moral superiority. He heard another scream and spied the Catcher behind Mas.
Robin yelled out a warning but realized the Catcher, Mas, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Bumblebee, Starfire, and Raven were playing a game of baseball. Their theory about the Catcher was correct. Robin wondered why he didn't recruit him. They awkwardly chatted and walked away. Robin recorded his last video and proclaimed his loneliness. On day four, Robin emerged from his cabin and announced to the others they were putting on that night's campfire. The Titans were eager to get started and set a campfire using tree stumps and Starfire's star bolt. The fire spread to Robin's cabin and destroyed most of the camp, probably millions of dollars in property damage. Robin explained the campfire he meant was a mildly entertaining performance consisting of skits and stories. He outlined their performance starting with groan-induced comedy, an agonizing sing-along and a finale with Robin's very special musical number designed to put everyone to sleep by the end. He stressed they stay true to the traditional boring campfire or the Hungry Wolves would be awoken and they would be devoured.
Bumblebee was skeptical and thought he was making it all up so they would follow his orders. Raven didn't want to get eaten by wolves. The Titans, by vote, went along with Robin's plan to perform the greatest, most boring campfire of all time. The Titans were not pleased with the outdated script. The Titans started out with a terrible joke about window washing. Robin went ahead with "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" but the others didn't want to do it because it was a baby song. They quickly put together a hip hop rendition of it. Robin detonated their speakers with his birdarangs. The Titans were upset and threatened to walk away. Robin roped them back in with the promise of a comedy skit with toilet humor. The Wee Skit was nothing but. Beast Boy revealed a water hose on stage and sprayed the audience. They loved it and cheered. Robin was whipped by the hose and fell on his face. The entertaining showmanship disturbed the Hungry Wolves sleeping in a spooky cave near Super Hero Summer Camp.
The wolves suddenly teleported to the campfire and attacked everyone. Robin realized there was only one thing that could stop the wolves. He got his guitar and performed his very special musical number in falsetto. The wolves paused their attacked and cringed. They whimpered and backed out of the camp. The Titans thanked Robin. However, the bears also woke up and attacked the Titans. On the last day of camp, Bumblebee decided she wanted to stay on as the sixth Titan but the others kept telling her to be quiet in anticipation of the participation medals. They were shocked to learn they weren't getting any because they didn't participate in learning any of camp skills. Their self-esteem tanked. Bumblebee tried to look on the bright side and reminded them of the fun they had but she got shushed. Bumblebee tried to join in the sorrow but Cyborg extended his arm to push her away. The medals turned out to be cursed and part of Trigon's plan to create a super hero army to take over the world.
Trigon moved to take over the world from his Camp Trigon. He inquired why the Titans didn't have any even though all they had to do was participate a little bit. Annoyed with them messing up his plan, Trigon sent the other heroes after them. The Titans were overpowered so Raven teleported them to the boys' camp. Bumblebee was eager to save the other heroes but the others wallowed in their low self-esteem until Robin realized they could prove themselves by saving the camp and getting medals. The others weren't thrilled about it so he ordered them to pretend to believe in themselves. Robin took out Supergirl with his thighs then the others hosed the other heroes. Their laughter awoke the Hungry Wolves and they got attacked. Cyborg lured the Creepy Catcher out by blasting baseball gear onto the Wonder Twins guarding Trigon's cabin. He blasted them back with an energy wave then teleported his army to him. Robin presented his trump card and the pirate ship arrived.
During the pirate ship battle, Bumblebee tried to throw a hint to Robin about staying on but he silenced her and ordered the cannons to be fired on Trigon. The cannonballs bounced off Trigon's force field. He became irritated and unleashed an energy wave that shattered the ship to pieces. Trigon found them pathetic and realized they weren't worthy of the power of self-esteem. Bumblebee disagreed and revealed being with the Titans for a week gave her more self-esteem than anyone. Trigon saw her sense of self-worth and found it astounding. She punched him off his feet then fired her stingers at him and launched him through a portal. As the heroes departed the camp, the Titans stopped Birdarang and demanded the medals. Surprised they didn't learn their lesson, it dove into a trash can and tossed medals on them. They loved feeling the modicum of self-worth. Bumblebee bid goodbye to the Titans and once again tried to hint she wanted to stay on as the sixth Titan. Robin got an idea and asked her if she wanted to be the sixth Titan. She accepted so hard, Robin got blown back. The Titans happily launched a new title sequence with Bumblebee edited in it.