Paparazzi Land
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: We're Off To Get Awards
Powers: Not Applicable
Voiced By: Not Applicable
Robin lost to the Chief for Best Team Leader at The Superhero Award Show. He ran to the stage, tossed Chief, and went on a rant wishing a tornado came into the theater and ripped everything apart. Robin passed out on the stage and dreamed he landed in a far away realm called Paparazzi Land. He realized a statue from the show came with him and killed someone. Two Paparazzi took photos of him since he was now famous for killing the Sassy Sorcerer of the North. They explained they waited for famous people to show up, then they took photos and sold them to trashy websites. Robin surmised they sounded like a bunch of creeps. They admitted it was a shameful livelihood then explained what he did to become famous. Robin asked if there was an award for it. One revealed only the Wizard of Awards had that power and pointed him to the Golden City 500 miles away. The other Paparazzi thought he wasn't dressed properly and pulled the Sorcerer's golden tuxedo and put it on Robin. The Sassy Sorceress of the South appeared and realized Robin crushed her brother and stole his tux.
Robin insisted he was off to see the Wizard of Awards. She, like Raven, countered money was the only real award in life then demanded the tux back. A Paparazzi took a photo and temporarily blinded her. Robin took off and promised to mention the Sorceress in his acceptance speech. Robin entered a field and met a crow with a lot of controversial political opinions. He convinced him to come with him and get an award so people would be forced to listen to him. They made their way into a forest and met a rusted out tinman. Robin used a power tool to polish him good as new. Robin suggested he come with them to get an award so his parents would approve of him. They entered a forest full of cats. A bigger cat popped up and greeted them. She wanted an award to make the cats happy. They entered a scary forest where the trees had eyes and stared. The Sorceress appeared and promised cash to whoever brought her the tuxedo. The cat declined on everyone's behalf.
The Sorceress animated her cash into flying monies and sent them after Robin and his band of weirdos. They made short work of the monies and shredded them up. The Sorceress was distraught and screamed she would blow the month's budget without her petty cash. She melted in financial burden. After tinman remarked how messed up that was, they continued and reached the Golden City. The Wizard of Awards let them into his house but refused to give them awards. Robin noticed a silhouette behind a curtain and pulled it to reveal Birdarang was controlling a hologram of the Wizard. Birdarang explained they didn't need awards because they had the power of the awards all along. Crow could say his crazy political opinions any time he wanted and was handed a mic by Birdarang. It then told the tinman he would never live up to his parents' expectations and shouldn't bother trying anymore. Tinman realized he was right and felt better. He told the cat all the cats were already happy. Lastly, he told Robin he didn't need to feel superior from getting an award because he already had a superiority complex. Robin couldn't wait to go home and rub it in everyone's faces. Birdarang instructed him to pat himself on the back three times and say, "There's no one better than me." Robin regained consciousness on the stage