Junk Planet
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Catpin Freak
Powers: Not Applicable
Voiced By: Not Applicable
Rather than going to the Astro Market, Freak flew Starfire's crew to a barren planet and pulled the parking brake at the last second. With a look at the foreboding junkyard, 50% Chad offered to guard the shuttle so it wouldn't get stolen. Freak bashed the shuttle to pieces to ensure it wouldn't get stolen then walked right through the chainlink fence. Freak took a plunger out from the toilet he wore as a captain's hat and used it as a detector. Tooth Fairy could not resist a Skullbot's teeth and pulled one out from the upper jaw. The Skullbot angrily activated. Tooth Fairy tried in vain to put the tooth back. It chased Tooth and the rest of the crew while firing eye lasers. Freak directed them to take cover behind a junk pile but it was for an ice cream party. Folding Paper Man didn't think it was the time for a party but Freak folded him into a paper hat and put him on Starfire's head. He demanded three scoops of Superman ice cream with sprinkles. Tooth Fairy couldn't think of what she wanted but Freak pressed on and she asked for a tooth sundae with extra teeth and little toothy sprinkles. Freak gagged and ordered a Choco with sprinkly then dropped it on her head.
The Skullbot approached. A laser knocked two scoops off Freak's cone. Freak declared the party was over and tossed his cone over his shoulder. It happened to land on the Skullbot's panel. He shorted out and exploded. Freak thought they were close. He didn't like them saying "Aye, aye" and ordered them to say "Pork sausage, catpin." Folding Paper Man was annoyed with 50% Chad's stomach growling. He pointed out he didn't have a stomach. A pack of junkyard alien dogs chased the crew. Freak directed them up a ladder to the top of a junk pile where they were safe. Freak declared "Twisty slide!" and pushed them down the tunnel that winded around the pile like a water slide. They reached the bottom and were attacked by the dogs. Freak existed the fight cloud with the crew and returned them to the top. He declared "Can and ball!" and shoved them back down the tunnel then did a cannonball. He caught up to them and the bowled over the dogs. The dogs were sent flying across the yard.
Freak led them to a Moon Flower but to their annoyance, said it was no good. They all expressed how they didn't like him being in charge and went after the flower. Even with all four trying, the flower wouldn't budge from the ground. They were stuck. A giant alien angler fish rose up from the ground and proceeded to eat them. Freak got its attention and asked if it wanted to play with its food before eating it. The fish agreed to play Jenga with them. The fish successfully took out a piece from near the top. Freak ordered 50% Chad to take a bottom piece out. Chad pointed out that would make them lose the game. Freak insisted. Chad kicked a piece out. The tower collapsed on the fish. Freak pushed the crew into a refrigerator and flushed his toilet. The propelling motion somehow allowed him to fly them back to The Ship.