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Appearances: Bumgorf, A Doom Patrol Thanksgiving Part 2, The Perfect Pitch?, 365!, Warner Bros. 100th Anniversary Part 1, and Warner Bros. 100th Anniversary Part 2
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Rita Farr tried to make it as a Hollywood actor but she kept getting cast in low budget movies where she ended up slimed. During the filming of "Forbidden Swamp," Farr got frustrated with her type casting. The director promised he would make sure it didn't happen in the next movie. Farr kept getting slimed over and over. She stormed off the set and cried at makeup. The Chief told her his machine could help her achieve her dream of making it as the biggest Hollywood star the world has ever seen. A giant chamber was produced from the back of his wheelchair. She was intrigued. He told she had to be willing to get a little extreme. She claimed she loved getting extreme. She walked in and asked if it was a movie prop. Chief explained it was a chamber that modified DNA and shut the door. Her DNA was merged with children's modeling clay. He molded her back into her human form. She stated she just wanted a new audition and turned two-dimensional by mistake. He assured her she was guaranteed to become the biggest Hollywood star the world has ever seen. She got to be the giant monster in the next movie then slimed Chief and the director.

Cyborg made up a story that Silkie left the Titans Tower to become a movie star but couldn't find any work because nobody understood him. After being passed on at another audition, Silkie took a speech class to learn how to speak. The teacher told him the secret to concise acting was mastering the one-liner. He asked Silkie to repeat after him. The teacher used "She sells sea shells by the seashore," "Peter Piper picked a pepper," and "I scream, you scream, we scream for ice cream" but quickly noticed Silkie only blabbered. The teacher had a sneaking suspicion and looked inside his mouth. He discovered Silkie was literally tongue tied. He untwisted until Silkie's tongue was no longer tied up. Silkie could now speak. The teacher told him to go forth and act. Silkie made hit after hit like "Alien Hunter," "Pre-School Police," and "Mechannihilator." Silkie earned the award for best one-liner. He flexed so hard he tore his tuxedo. The teacher was in the audience and clapped for him. Silkie later opened his Celebrity Eats restaurant with investments from his celebrity friends, Wesley Snipes, Jean Claude van Damme, and Linda Hamilton.

The Titans took the T-Boat to Hollywood to pitch their animated series. They stopped on Olive Avenue in front of a dumpy-looking office building. Robin assured them all TV shows got their start in a dumpy-looking office building. They entered and discovered Toy Master was in charge of all cartoons. First, for TV development, he made them throw their pitches at stacked bottles and analyzed each since he was too bust to listen to them to go on and on about their ideas. Robin's was way off and fell short on the floor. Starfire's missed the bottles and hit the wall, Toy Master called it boring. Cyborg's hit the top bottle and rocked it a little. Toy Master thought it just didn't have enough meat. Raven's bounced around. Toy Master commented they get that pitch all the time. Beast Boy focused. Toy Master asked him to hurry up because his next meeting was in five minutes. He hit the top bottle and rocked it. Toy Master thought it wasn't the best pitch but it wasn't the worst either but it needed work but it had potential.

All the bottles shattered to pieces. Toy Master congratulated them on landing a TV development deal. He uncrumpled Beast Boy's pitch and was not pleased to see it was a video game cartoon. The other Titans also had the same idea. Toy Master called it the most overpitched idea but since Beast Boy pitched it well, he gave them a cheque to make a pilot. They returned to the Titans Tower and made "Power Up." Toy Master thought it was hot garbage but saw he could easily make toys of the three leads and proceeded to the final step, getting greenlit. He presented a wheel and if they landed on greenlight he would grant them a full season. Raven realized the whole process depended on dumb luck. Toy Master confirmed that was how all of Hollywood worked. He gave them three spins. Raven and Cyborg got off-brand and tested poorly. Starfire went last and spun it so hard, Toy Master was launched backwards but she landed a greenlight. Toy Master quelled their cheers by predicting it would only last a season.

One year later, "Power Up" was a hit and toys sold like crazy. He admitted he was wrong then revealed he would make all the money off the show and use it to build his toy army to take over the world. He took out a wand with a star shaped point and enlarged and animated the toys of the three leads. Their creations were too cool and easily defeated the Titans. Toy Master declared it was good to be boss. Beast Boy realized something and pointed out video game characters couldn't resist fighting a boss. The three toys turned on Toy Master and beat him up. The Titans decided to return hom and watch reruns of '90s sitcoms.