Eebow City
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Eebow City was created when all Eebows combined with their emperor, Auggie, and bent the space-time continuum, creating an alternate reality. The Titans survived being changed thanks to Raven's magic. Robin lost it when he saw the Eebow's version of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue's eyes flashed red and several house alarms were triggered. A large spotlight was shone on the Titans and they were surrounded by armed guards. The Titans were taken to the Hall of Eebows to see the Eebow Council. Robin protested but was poked several times. Emperor Auggie recognized the Titans. He found them guilty of crimes against Eebows and sentenced them to a lifetime of bending. He made Beast Boy bend over and be his chair, made Cyborg bend over and be his table, made Starfire bend penne pasta into elbow macaroni then threw the plate in her face, made Raven bend over backward and pick up his fork off the floor, made Beast Boy bend his straw, made them bend their knees, made Cyborg put a bend in the road, made Robin bend a book of rules, made Beast Boy bend his ear, made Starfire bend a paperclip, made Robin bend a banana, made Cyborg do the limbo, and made Bane bend Robin over his knee.
The Titans were exhausted. Auggie implored Robin to get a drink of water. He went to a water cooler and had to pour it into his open mouth without bending his arm. It made the Eebows laugh as he strained. Auggie remarked it was so funny it hurt. Raven realized the Eebows' weakness was their funny bones. The Titans set up a miniature theater and performed numerous bits to make the Eebows laugh until it hurt. They did tap dancing but Raven's act knocked the others over like pins, the boys did golf and Beast Boy hit everyone including himself with the club, Starfire threw pizza dough in the air for it to fall on her, Cyborg licked ice cream and it fell on his head, Cyborg tried to bowl but the ball landed on his head, Robin splashed hot tea in his face, Raven juggled chainsaws, a banana launched into Cyborg's face, a honeycomb was thrown in Beast Boy's face, and a stapler was thrown in Robin's face. One by one, the Eebow Council suffered a broken funny bone. Auggie begged them to stop and they would do whatever they wanted. Robin demanded they reattach to them and unbend reality. Auggie agreed to his terms as long as they didn't make them laugh anymore.