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Appearances: DC
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Wonder Woman held her 80th anniversary party at the DC Headquarters in Burbank. A who's who of the super hero community were invited, even the Teen Titans. Heroes stopped to take selfies inside with the various art installations of the A-list heroes and memorabilia from DC's media past. Batman opted to write "Batman was here" on the display glass for a 1966 Joker costume from the classic television series. Miss Martian, Kilowog, and Plastic Man admired one of the classic Batmobiles. Wonder Woman and Detective Chimp greeted the Titans upon their arrival. Cyborg congratulated her. Robin, thinking she was as frail as a standard 80 year old woman, told him to speak up. Cyborg repeated himself but loud enough to knock her off her feet. Chimp scolded them then took the stage to announce they were making a special 80th anniversary issue of Wonder Woman and unveiling the new Wonder Woman Conference Room. She did the honors and cut the ceremonial ribbon with a big pair of gold scissors. Chimp then cued Vibe to get the part started and he began his deejay duties.
While everyone else started dancing, the Titans asked Chimp if they could get something named after them. Beast Boy was keen on the commissary. Starfire suggested an executive office. Chimp broke it to them they only reserved such things for special occassions. Raven pointed out the New Teen Titans anniversary was last year and they got nothing. He countered not every hero receives a namesake. The Titans quickly gave four examples: the Superman Writer's Room, Batman Art Department, Aquaman Water Cooler, and Swamp Thing Office Plant. Chimp clarified only the A-list heroes got something named after them. The Titans discovered they were on the D-list. Raven thought there had to be something they could do to prove they should be on the A-list. Robin suggested putting them in charge of the special Wonder Woman comic book. Chimp insisted he already assigned it to their top creatives: Batman, Superman, and Flash. Incidentally, at the same moment, Superman was lying on the dance floor chugging the Aquaman Water Cooler. Cyborg asked to unassign them. Chimp threw a banana at his face.
Chimp stressed he had to ensure the issue becomes a huge success so they don't get crushed by The Competition. He implored them to enjoy the rest of the party. Robin was determined to make the comic and thought up a simple scheme. He joined the conga line behind Batman and wished him, Flash, and Superman good luck on the comic then left. Batman was unaware Robin planted a sticker of a fly on his cape. The Swamp Thing Office Plant took notice and ate the trio whole then burped out a batarang. Raven pitched a diabolical plot. Starfire wanted a new villain. Cyborg suggesting throwing in cool new vehicles. Beast Boy pitched familiar faces. Robin got started with writing and design but partially froze in the Superman Writer's Room, Raven did inking, Starfire and Cyborg colored, and Beast Boy drew the speech balloons. Once they were done, they presented it to Wonder Woman, Black Lightning, Swamp Thing, Aquaman, Power Girl, Shazam, and Martian Manhunter in the Wonder Woman Conference Room. Detective Chimp ran in in a panic asking where Batman, Superman, or Flash was. Cyborg gave him their comic and sat him down.
Robin claimed they would find their comic truly represented 80 years of Wonder Woman. The comic depicted an elderly Wonder Woman rushing to Arkham Pharmacy after Steve Trevor informed her that her prescription refill was denied. She used her Lasso of Truth to force The Pharmacist to reveal why, her insurance no longer covered brand name prescriptions. She forced him to call her doctor and have her authorize the generic. He complied and asked for her contact information. She presented her Medical Alert power bracelet. He input the information and asked for a minute for it to process. 30 minutes later, she exited with her refill and took Trevor out for the Diner's Early Bird Special. Wonder Woman seen enough and stabbed the projector with her sword. The Titans were oblivious to how upset everyone was. Chimp threw a banana at the screen and declared it was the worst comic ever. He believed The Competition was going to crush them. The Competition's building suddenly reached into DC Headquarters and grabbed everyone but Chimp and the Titans then threw them inside through a recess in the roof. It shifted its left hand into Thor's hammer and blasted DC.
Robin believed they could power up the building since they still had the namesakes of the A-list heroes. They plugged into giant sockets in the Superman Writer's Room, Batman Art Department, Aquaman Water Cooler, and Swamp Thing Office Plant then plugged the other ends into a giant surge protector in the conference room. The Titans activated the DC Headquarters and it produced arms and legs like The Competition. A giant DC logo covered the hole The Competition made. Robin activated Batman first and DC threw exploding batarangs at The Competition. It was hit but produced a circular shield to protect itself then launched it at DC. Robin switched to Swamp Thing and vines emerged from DC's fingertips and wrapped up The Competition. It shifted to Wolverine and slashed itself free then charged DC. Robin switched to Superman and DC dodged its strikes and dashed around punching it. Competition switched to Spider-Man and shot out a web. DC charged right into it and knocked over an OMAC building. Competition flamed on but Robin switched to Aquaman and DC summoned a giant tidal wave to put it out.
Competition switched to jet boots and tackled DC then pummeled it with Hulk. It even ripped the DC logo off. The Titans lost confidence and admitted The Competition was too powerful. Before it could strike a fatal blow, Wonder Woman broke free. In unison, they countered with an uppercut, left hook, and right punch in unison. Wonder Woman donned her Gold Armor then used the Golden Lasso to yank the Competition forward. She charged through the building and wrangled the other heroes in one move. The Competition's sign faded, it dropped, and exploded. Wonder Woman landed back inside DC with the other heroes to the Titans' cheers. Chimp thanked them. Wonder Woman nodded in agreement. Chimp promoted them to the A-list in recognition of their heroics. They moved up between Superman and Batman. Chimp revealed they got a namesake, too: the Titans Toilet. They were overjoyed and danced. Fireworks were set off. "Happy Birthday Wonder Woman" was projected on the face of the DC Headquarters.