Robot Guards
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Brian, Operation Dude Rescue: Part One, Operation Dude Rescue: Part Two, The Titans Show, Shrimps and Prime Rib, Rain On Your Wedding Day, Huggbees, Villains in a Van Getting Gelato, Porch Pirates, The Brain of the Family Part 1, and The Brain of the Family Part 2
Powers/Skills: Armed and Unarmed Combat
Voiced By: Hynden Walch and Tara Strong (The Brain of the Family)
The Brain keeps an army of Robot Guards at his fortress in Jump City. While they are proficient at hand to hand combat or using weapons, the robots happen to be rather gullible. Beatbox managed to distract two Robot Guards with his music and dance while Pain Bot sneaked behind and electrocuted them. Likewise, Starfire was able to distract them by screaming she was "the worm." Once they surrounded her, Raven teleported her away and Ravager took her place then destroyed them with her sword and throwing knives. Though they were able to easily beat up and capture Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy.
The Titans tried to infiltrate the fortress while trying to remember how to be heroes. Beast Boy used his dating powers to take the lone door guard on a date and presented her with shrimp and prime ribs. Beast Boy walked her home and they had a brief kiss before the guard's dad checked on them. Cyborg and Starfire fooled the robot guard on monitor duty with arts and crafts and set up a diorama with two fake robot guards, Kevin and Barbara Anne, making out. The guard believed it was real and remarked Kevin was a dog. The female robot caught Beast Boy taking out the Brain's generator with shrimp and prime ribs. She cried and hit the alarm. The Titans fought off the army of robot guards but were outstaged by other heroes of Jump City.
The Robot Guards constructed the Brain's latest doomsday device, the Rain-Ray, inside his fortress. One joined two live wires and was electrocuted. Monsieur Mallah took note of it on a clipboard. Brain proclaimed the ray to be his finest creation. The Titans burst into the room to stop him. The guards opened fire with their laser guns. Robin dodged the lasers, laughed, and was shot in the face then fell to the floor. The other Titans stopped in their tracks and looked at Robin. The guards shot them, too, until they were fried. Mallah gathered them and put them inside the prison cell. Up on the roof, Robin wouldn't shut up about situational irony and eventually alerted the guards of their position. They powered their guns and fired. Inexplicably, the lasers bounced off Robin's presentation cards and destroyed the guards.
The Titans and Freakazoid went over the plan to get past the two Robot Guards at the entrance to Brain's fortress but Robin got so mad at Freakazoid, he prematurely leaped in between the two guards. They fired on him directly. The others screamed "Huggbees!" and reduced the guards to scrap. Freakazoid punted one of the heads before he walked inside. Raven and Starfire disguised themselves as robot guards using cardboard so they could steal a package left at the entrance to the Brain's fortress. They thought they fooled the two posted guards but they got blown up as they walked away with the package. The package landed unharmed back where it was.
Three young ones being raised by Brain and Mallah planned to test their new death ray on City Hall but Mallah reminded them to clean their room first. They were elated to see their Uncle Brian and were eager to see what present he brought for them. He presented them with their new pet, a bunny he mutated himself. He told the kids to have fun with it but not to make any sudden movements. Brian tried teaching them how to throw a grenade but it ended up in the kitchen and exploded in front of Mallah. As a gift for being so terrible, Brain and Mallah planned to build them a super-suit designed to transform anything into a personal playground. Brain's brother Brian ruined the scheme reveal party by driving his motorcycle, losing control, and ramming everything.