Sleeping Gorilla
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Shhhh
Powers/Skills: Above Average Physical Attributes
Voiced By: Not Applicable
An ill-tempered gorilla escaped from the gorilla preserve at the Jump City Zoo and ended up in the Titans Tower. Robin patted him on the head and fell back asleep. Robin went into the living room and muted the television over and over. He took Cyborg into the kitchen to show him the gorilla, now sucking his thumb. They ran back to the living room to stop the other three Titans from playing their trumpets then threw them in the kitchen. Back in the living room, they saw a news flash about the gorilla. Robin drew out a plan but the Titans refused. The Teen Titans attempted to return the gorilla without waking it up. Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, and Starfire carried him into the elevator but the doors closed on his head. He grabbed Starfire's face but they rocked him back to sleep. After loading him into the backseat of the T-Car, his left foot hit the horn on the steering wheel. Beast Boy closed his eyes then covered his ears while Cyborg started the car. On the way to the zoo, a crime alert was triggered. Unable to destroy the device, they sped off to Jump City Bank and destroyed the bank alarm to the confusion of HIVE. Gizmo was about to talk but they shushed him and pointed to the gorilla and drove off.
With a mile to go, Cyborg tried going faster but had to slow down. As a result, he caused a traffic jam on the bridge and angry motorists honked at them. Cyborg got out a lullabies cassette but was too nervous to insert it and it fell under the seat. Robin blindly rummaged through all the sharp objects under the chair and found the cassette. However, HIVE caught up to them and attempted to destroy them. Cyborg reversed over a flipped car and off the bridge. Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy went out and braced the car for a soft landing in a park. Robin's stomach started rumbling so they stopped at the vending machines outside a Majority Store. Robin carefully tore open a bag of chips and ate but HIVE arrived and fired their truck's missile launchers. Cyborg activated the ejector seats and they were launched into the city. Beast Boy turned into an elephant and used his stomach to cushion the gorilla's landing. They happened upon a mother window shopping and took her baby out of the carriage but the baby cried. Beast Boy turned into a cow and Robin filled up the baby bottle. They ran off with the gorilla in the carriage.
Sticky Joe was about to greet them but they stopped him. He pointed out the carriage was rolling away. Robin grabbed for it and was dragged down a rocky road. The others formed a human chain but they ended up in the roller coaster at Wacka Doodles. Cyborg tried in vain to shush the other people then Raven tried her demonic form but scared them even more. Cyborg tried to use a buzz saw to disconnect the other people. Raven simply removed a bolt. They made it to Jump City Zoo and put the gorilla back with the other gorillas. Robin stayed behind to pat and kiss him goodbye but Beast Boy loudly ate chips. The gorillas awoke and beat up Robin.