Punk Crabs
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Crab Shenanigans
Powers/Skills: Pinching
Voiced By: Not Applicable
The Doom Patrol never hung out with Codsville's local population of crabs on account of them always stealing things and pinching butts. One summer, Beast Boy and Negative Girl were about to leave to hang out with them. The Chief and Elasti-Girl voiced their disapproval. Chief warned those "bottom-feeders" would get them into trouble. Negative Girl argued he thought everyone was one. Robotman announced he was going, too, but they weren't concerned since he was a nerd. Some time after they went to the beach, four crabs arrived atop a motorcycle. Negative Girl admired their cool piercings and hair. Robotman was surprised they had hair. Beast Boy turned into a crab and exchanged fist bumps. They were suspicious about Robotman despite Beast Boy and Negative Girl vouching for him. When Robotman extended his hand for a hand shake, they pinched it and left it mangled and broken. They commenced the shenanigans. A boy and sand castle was stomped, sand was kicked at a girl, they skate boarded, they pretended to be a shark, and spray painted walls.
No matter what Robotman tried, it back fired on him and he suffered pain or did something good by accident. Negative Girl had to return to her body before she peed herself and went nuclear out of embrassment. Beast Boy invited the crabs to come along back to the Doom Patrol's house despite not having permission to have friends over. As soon as they went in, the crabs turned on them and punched them then start pillaging the house. More crabs arrived in a van and stripped the house interior. They even stole Negative Girl's body. Beast Boy and Negative Girl left to look for their hideout and take their stuff back. It turned out to be very obvious thanks to a crab sign above the entrance. They discovered skate ramps, arcades, pool tables, and a barbecue. Several were using Negative Girl's body as a pinata. They pinned the duo and pinched them. Negative Girl started to lose focus and went nuclear until the Chief, Elasti-Girl, and Robotman arrived. Chief morphed his wheelchair into a radical roadster then ran over all the crabs. He offered everyone crab legs. Negative Girl returned to her body and used the bathroom just in time.