Lactose Free Cowmilk
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Batman's Birthday Gift
Powers/Skills: Above Average Strength and Unarmed Combat
Voiced By: Not Applicable
While in Nowhere, USA, the Teen Titans stopped at the Roadside Rodeo but were mistaken as the rodeo clowns due to still being in extra costumes given to them by clowns on a bus from Jump City to Gotham City. Starfire saw a 10 gallon cowboy hat and wore it. She was mistaken for the next bull rider and placed atop an angry looking bull. Despite all the bucking, Starfire quickly got the hang of it and stayed on him. The other Titans were kicked into the ring. The bull charged and hit Robin. He soared up out of his costume and landed in a barrel. He ordered a retreat. The Titans ran into a forest with Starfire and the bull in hot pursuit. They were clotheslined and the bull caught up to them. His demeanor suddenly changed and he happily licked Robin. He laid on his back for a belly rub by Starfire. She named him Lactose Free Cowmilk and declared him a friend then told him he was free and slapped his butt. He marched out of the forest to a rainbow and sunlit meadow. He later came to the rescue of the Titans after they were pinned at the edge of a cliff by Fish Zombie Clowns. He charged and bucked the clowns off the cliff. The Titans petted him then rode him to Gotham City and stopped at the Batcave. However, Batman was out of town for his birthday. Robin mistook "Your pal, Batman" for a direct message to him and started dancing in victory. He shook his booty in front of Lactose who somehow sensed how awkward it was.