Giant Space Bug
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Ship
Powers/Skills: Survival in Space, Nigh Invulnerability, and Flight
Voiced By: Not Applicable
A giant bug became enraged by a ship in space that smushed its child and swallowed it whole. The ship computer Platz realized the bug's saliva was super acidic and ate through its shields at a rapid rate. Even at full throttle, the ship could not get free. 50% Chad came up with a half-baked idea to escape. He and the Tooth Fairy made their way to the mouth. Tooth Fairy lodged her crowbar Steenburgen under a tooth on the bug's bottom row. 50% Chad leaped off the top row and landed on the crowbar. The tooth popped out and the bug barfed the ship, Tooth Fairy, and Chad out into space. The ship gathered them up and took off with the bug in hot pursuit. It chomped at them while Folding Paper Man worked on the other half of the plan. The ship blasted a hole through Krypton and flew through it. The bug bashed the remains of the planet into pieces and gained on them. Folding Paper Man completed a giant paper version of the baby bug and launched into space. The bug teared up, hugged it, weeped, kissed it, and left with it.