Trademark Troll
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Real Identity: Unknown
Appearances: Go!
Powers/Skills: Enhanced Strength and Knowledge of Trademark Law
Voiced By: Larry Kenney
Trademark Trolls are vile creatures that register trademarks with no intention of actually using them and make money by suing anyone who does use them. Like other trolls, they live under bridges and are vicious fighters. One of the recent trademarks registered by a Trademark Troll was the Titan Teens' "Go!" The Teen Titans and Titan Teens discovered the Trademark Troll held the trademark when they went to the United States Patents & Trademarks Office. Stanfire used his Titans Communicator to find the river nearest their present location. They found the troll under a concrete bridge. The two teams confronted the troll but he had to take a call. It was from Batman. Somehow, the troll registered a trademark on "bat." The troll refused to back down and demanded payment and hung up. Robin inquired about the "g" word. The troll proposed a license agreement. The teams had to pay them $80 million or they would be sued. Robin had another idea. The troll moved his desk aside and implored them to try. The Robins were unable to rally their comrades from the watercooler without using the word "Go!"
The troll grabbed the Robins, slammed them into the concrete, punched them repeatedly with his fist and butt then took their staffs and broke them into pieces. Robin realized there was a loophole, he didn't own the letters. Robin sounded "G" while Other Robin sounded "O!" Cyborg and Cy fired missiles at the troll and Starfire and Stanfire blasted him with starbolts. Rave levitated all of the troll's belongings into the air and Raven smashed them with a mace construct. The Robins jumped on his shoulders and punched him while Beast Boy and Beast Girl attacked him as bats. Robin declared they were bringing his operation to an end. The troll laughed and sent Go! Itself after them. The two teams made an emotional plea and told Go! It was an essential element of their ream. Robin pointed out "G" and "O" were the seventh and fifteenth letters of the alphabet and they added up to 22, the atomic number of Titanium. The teams sang their Teen Titans Go! song and the trademark exploded. Go! returned to them and unleashed a crippling laser beam that finished the Trademark Troll off. He groaned and fell on his face.