Lumberjack
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Real Identity: Unknown
Appearances: The Bergerac
Powers/Skills: Forestry and Above Average Strength
Voiced By: Not Applicable
A lumberjack happened upon the tree that Robin was having a beautiful autumn romance with and chopped it down. He interpreted as him stealing his tree girlfriend and sweeping her off her feet when the lumberjack carried the tree over his shoulder. Robin swore he would get revenge. Years later, the same lumberjack broke up with his girlfriend, Wonder Girl, and found her at Super Hero Summer Camp about to kiss Robin. He threw his axe between them into a tree then shoved two trees aside and roared. Robin couldn't believe it was the same filthy lumberjack. Wonder Girl pointed out he was the necessary obstacle he had to overcome to prove his worth to her. Robin vowed he wouldn't steal his human girlfriend. He took out his staff and charged. The lumberjack stood around and simply pounded him into the ground then stomped his face. Robin's thighs stirred and took control of his bodily functions. Robin rose up into the air, locked around lumberjack's head, and rapidly thigh punched him. He whimpered and ran away crying.