Beard Hunter
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Real Identity: Unknown
Appearances: Beard Hunter
Powers/Skills: Armed Combat and Hunting
Voiced By: Fred Tatasciore
The Beard Hunter is a twisted fiend who stalks people with luxurious beards, slices them with off with his sharp razors and wears them on his belt like obscene little trophies. Despite the Chief's warnings, the rest of the Doom Patrol and Beast Boy stole some of his beard oil during a camping trip at the Codsville National Forest, grew their own beards, and threw a forest rave. Chief was irate their facial hair high jinks would attract the Beard Hunter to their location. Beard Hunter surfaced from the river and threw a razor, slicing off the bottom of Beast Boy's beard. He yelled hysterically and chased after the Patrol. Beast Boy turned into a kangaroo and hopped ahead right into a rope trap. He was propelled up a tree and shaved. Chief warned each beard he stole made him stronger. Elasti-Girl fell into a hole covered up by leaves and landed on a chair, was restrained, shot with shaving cream, and shaved with an electric shaver. Negative Girl slipped on facial wax and had her beard waxed off. They made it back to the van but Hunter took out the fires with his razor-firing guns and they crashed into a tree.
Robotman assured them the Hunter could not get in because the van was made of reinforced steel. Beast Boy pointed out it had a sun roof. Hunter pulled Robotman's head off and returned it beardless. He dropped a grenade inside. Chief declared he would never get his but Beard Hunter revealed he already had enough to form the ultimate beard. The beard combined into a giant blonde beard and attached to him. Beard Hunter declared he would use it to take over the world. He easily captured Beast Boy, Robotman, Elasti-Girl, and Negative Girl. Beard Hunter and Chief agreed to settle it in a beard battle. Chief was hit with multiple beard fists but he countered with a shark beard. Beard Hunter formed a jet plane beard and fired. Chief formed a chopper and returned fire. The collision caused an explosion that freed the Patrol and Beast Boy. Beard Hunter formed a beard armor over himself but Chief declared his beard was extreme then formed it into a giant dragon beard.
Beard Hunter was frightened. He was picked up, kicked to the ground, and blasted with flame breath. The ultimate beard crumbled away. Beard Hunter cried and admitted he just wanted a nice beard so he could look like a big man. He pounded the ground like a baby. Negative Girl gave him a new beard to cheer him up but it was made of bugs. Beard Hunter ran off cursing them and vowing they hadn't seen the last of him. Beast Boy still couldn't believe he was real.