Batman
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Real Identity: Bruce Wayne
Appearances: Merry Little Batman
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Voiced By: Luke Wilson
At 50 years old, Bruce Wayne is a dad! And in full dad-mode. In his typical over-achieving, tunnel-vision style he threw himself into dad-hood with the same determination he gave to crimefighting seconds after discovering he was a proud poppa. So much so, that he has completely cleaned up all crime in Gotham to avoid any unncessary distractions. That's right, there's no crime left in Gotham. In his private life, he retired his debonaire, playboy persona for mussed up flannels and dad-sneakers, and is generally less kept than Boris Johnson's mane.
And as Batman, he re-equipped his utility belt with more wet wipes, fruit snacks, and band aides than all of Gotham's daycares combined. Fatherhood is a mystery for him though, and he's far from having cracked it. He tends to have a backbone made of marshmallow when it comes to his son's wants and is overly protective when it comes to his son's safety. He has childproof cabinet locks for the childproof cabinet locks. But at the end of the day, he is still Batman and no amount of doting can completely mask his deep, husky voice made to bring chills down the spines of society's worst criminals.