Can-Can
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Real Identity: Not Applicable
Appearances: Priyatel Skelet
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Can-Can is a brothel in Pokolistan. It is run by a woman named Madame Gyurov. In 2022, the Bride of Frankenstein and Nina Mazursky ran inside while on the run from Pokolistan's Amethyst Knights. Bride went to Gyurov and ordered her to pretend she didn't see them or her head would be blown off. Mazursky suggested not blowing her head off. Bride disagreed. Mazursky was annoyed with how hyperbolically violent she was and told her she needed therapy. A group of Amethyst Knights demanded to be let inside. A French sex worker opened the door and suggested they saw Radka and Silviya returning from the store. One of the other knights became distracted. The mustachioed Knight in charge asked they contact the Knights if they saw anyone suspicious. He shoved the distracted Knight outside. The worker invited him to return when he wasn't working so the girls could get to know a handsome, royal knight more intimately. After they left, Gyurov felt it was time for them to leave.
Bride peeked outside from a window and saw some knights lingering around. She decided they were going to hang around until the heat was off. Mazursky asked if they had Scattergories to Bride's chagrin. Gyurov asked Bride if she ever considered this line of work and mused the two of them would be popular since men were always looking for a bit of strange. Bride replied they had a little more respect for themselves than that. Gyurov noted she used her body as a weapon to kill people as opposed to a source of pleasure and questioned it. She could tell by her eyes she had no respect for herself nor anyone else. Bride was irked. Gyurov claimed her girls struggled because they wanted to live while the Bride did everything she could to die. Bride pressed her gun to Gyurov's jaw. Mazursky asked her not to shoot her. Gyurov agreed. Bride stated she wasn't her friend. There was a knock at the door. Gyurov pointed out it would bring much suspicion if she didn't answer. Bride gestured to the French sex worker. The Craic Brothers barged in. Paddy slapped the worker's butt and wanted to party. Bride chided it was a wonderful life worth struggling for.
A scream from upstairs in Can-Can. Gyurov found the worker with a black eye and blood running from her nose and mouth. She ordered Paddy Craic to leave immediately. He claimed she hit him. The worker explained he was hurting her. Gyurov repeated herself and stated no one touches the girls in a way they don't want to be touched. He announced he did what he wanted and revealed he had electrical superpowers. Gyurov understood he was a metahuman and added his kind were welcome but were not allowed to use their powers on the premises. He choked her and threw her then backhanded the worker then implied being hit is the kind of thing that got him going. Mazursky smashed a bottle over his head and told him to leave. He asked what kind of freak she was. She struck him again. Brian Craic came to the doorway and asked what was going on. Paddy complained a whore kept ruining his fun everywhere he went and decided to kill everyone then leave.
Brian was annoyed then activated his electrical ability only to be shot in the head by the Bride, stating they crashed the wrong whorehouse. Paddy was enraged and decked her through two walls. She removed her jacket, blocked him, and punched him. He grabbed for anything to attack with but it was a dildo. She ripped his hand off then threw him on the bed then easily dodged his blasts and pulled his heart out of his chest by force. Bride mused it wasn't how he expected his day to end, then she crushed the heart and he died. Gyurov asked if this was a common occurrence. Mazursky admitted it sort of was, sadly. The pair left Can-Can. The worker thanked them. Bride brushed it off. Mazursky called her a softie. Bride retorted she was only saving her again and called her an idiot. Mazursky realized they were friends. Bride told her to get over herself.