Jean Claude van Damme
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Real Identity: Unknown
Appearances: Bumgorf
Powers/Skills: Acting
Voiced By: Not Applicable
Jean Claude van Damme was one of Silkie's Hollywood friends. During a dinner with Silkie, Wesley Snipes, and Linda Hamilton, van Damme performed his famous split as he looked at the menu. Silkie convinced them to invest in a restaurant called Celebrity Eats. However, Silkie was a terrible cook and Snipes, van Damme, and Hamilton lost all their money and houses. Silkie offered to house their stuff in Celebrity Eats. People were willing to eat the terrible food if they could look at and take photos of their stuff. Silkie, Snipes, van Damme, and Hamilton became very rich again. Van Damme even did a splits against two stacks of cash.