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Real Identity: Princess Koriand'r
Affiliations: Teen Titans, League of Legs, and League of Garbage Fonts
Appearances: Legendary Sandwich, Pie Bros, Driver's Ed, Dog Hand, Double Trouble, The Date, Dude Relax, Laundry Day, Ghost Boy, La Larva De Amor, Hey Pizza!, Gorilla, Girl's Night Out, You're Fired, Super Robin, Tower Power, Parasite, Star Liar, Meatball Party, Staff Meeting, Terra-ized, Artful Dodgers, Burger vs. Burrito, Matched, Colors of Raven, The Left Leg, Books, Lazy Sunday, Starfire the Terrible, Power Moves, Staring at the Future, No Power, Sidekick, Caged Tiger, Second Christmas, Nose Mouth, Legs, Breakfast Cheese, Waffles, Be Mine, Opposites, Birds, Brain Power, In and Out, Little Buddies, Missing, Uncle Jokes, Mas y Menos, Dreams, Grandma Voice, Real Magic, Puppets Whaaaaat?, Mr. Butt, Man Person, Pirates, Money Grandma, I See You, Brian, Nature, Salty Codgers, Knowledge, Slumber Party, Love Monsters, Baby Hands, Caramel Apples, Sandwich Thief, Friendship, Vegetables, The Mask, Serious Business, Halloween, Boys vs. Girls, Body Adventure, Road Trip, Thanksgiving, The Best Robin, Mouth Hole, Hot Garbage, Robin Backwards, Crazy Day, Smile Bones, Real Boy Adventures, Hose Water, Let's Get Serious, Tamaranian Vacation, Rocks and Water, Multiple Trick Pony, Truth, Justice and What?, Two Bumble Bees and a Wasp, Oil Drums, Video Game References, Cool School, Kicking a Ball and Pretending to Be Hurt, Head Fruit, Yearbook Madness, Beast Man, Operation Tin Man, Nean, Campfire Stories, And The Award for Sound Design Goes to Rob, The H.I.V.E. Five, The Return of Slade, More of the Same, Some of Their Parts, A Cat's Fancy, Leg Day, Dignity of Teeth, Croissant, Spice Game, I'm The Sauce, Hey You, Don't Neglect Me in Your Memory, Accept the Next Proposition You Hear, The Fourth Wall, 40%, 40%, 20%, Grube's Fairytales, A Farce, Scary Figure Dance, Animals: It's Just a Word!, BBBDay!, Black Friday, Two Parter: Part One, Two Parter: Part Two, The True Meaning of Christmas, Squash & Stretch, Garage Sale, Secret Garden, The Cruel Giggling Ghoul, How 'Bout Some Effort?, Pyramid Scheme, Beast Boy's St. Patrick's Day Luck and it's Bad, The Teen Titans Go! Easter Holiday Classic, Batman V Teen Titans: Dark Injustice, Bottle Episode, Finally a Lesson, Arms Race with Legs, Obinray, Wally T, Rad Dudes with Bad Tudes, Operation Dude Rescue: Part One, Operation Dude Rescue: Part Two, History Lesson, The Art of Ninjutsu, Think About Your Future, TTG v PPG, Coconut Cream Pie, Pure Protein, Open Door Policy, Crazy Desire Island, The Titans Show, Booty Scooty, Who's Laughing Now, Oregon Trail, Snuggle Time, Oh Yeah!, Riding the Dragon, The Overbite, The Cape, Shrimps and Prime Rib, Halloween v Christmas, Booby Trap House, Fish Water, TV Knight, Teen Titans Save Christmas, BBSFBDAY, The Streak: Pt 1, The Streak: Pt 2, The Inner Beauty of a Cactus, Movie Night, BBRAE: Pt 1, BBRAE: Pt 2, Permanent Record, Titan Saving Time, The Gold Standard, Master Detective, Easter Creeps, Hand Zombie, Employee of the Month: Redux, The Avogodo, Orangins, Jinxed, Brain Percentages, BL4Z3, Hot Salad Water, Chapter One: I Saw You Dance, Chapter Two: The Story in Your Eyes, Chapter Three: Playing Hard to Get, Chapter Four: The Night Begins to Shine, Lication, Labor Day, Classic Titans, Ones and Zeroes, Career Day, TV Knight 2, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Pt 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Pt 2, The Academy, Costume Contest, Throne of Bones, Demon Prom, Thanksgetting, The Self-Indulgent 200th Episode Spectacular! Pt 1, The Self-Indulgent 200th Episode Spectacular! Pt 2, BBCYFSHIPBDAY, Beast Girl, Flashback: Pt 1, Flashback: Pt 2, Bro-Pocalypse, Mo' Money Mo' Problems, TV Knight 3, The Scoop!, Chicken In The Cradle, Kabooms: Pt. 1, Kabooms: Pt. 2, Tower Renovation, My Name is Jose, The Power of Shrimps, Monster Squad, Real Orangins, Quantum Fun, The Fight, The Groover, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition Pt. 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition Pt. 2, How's This For A Special? Spaaaace: Pt. 1, How's This For A Special? Spaaaace: Pt. 2, BBRBDAY, Slapping Butts And Celebrating For No Reason, Nostalgia Is Not A Substitute For An Actual Story, Business Ethics Wink Wink, Genie President, Tall Titan Tales, I Used To Be A Peoples, The Metric System Vs Freedom, The Chaff, Them Soviet Boys, Little Elvis, Booty Eggs, TV Knight 4, Lil' Dimples, Don't Be An Icarus, Stockton, CA!, What's Opera Titans, Forest Pirates, The Bergerac, Snot and Tears, Campfire!, What We Learned At Camp, Communicate Openly, Royal Jelly, Strength Of A Grown Man, Had To Be There, Girls Night In Pt. 1, Girls Night In Pt. 2, The Great Disaster, The Viewers Decide, Cartoon Feud, Curse of the Booty Scooty, Collect Them All!, Butt Atoms, TV Knight 5, Witches Brew, Teen Titans Vroom Pt. 1, Teen Titans Vroom Pt. 2, Teen Titans Roar!, Brobots, Brain Flip (Simulation), Beast Boy On A Shelf, Christmas Crusaders, We're Off To Get Awards, Bat Scouts, Walk Away, Record Book, Titans Go Casual, Raining On Your Wedding Day, Egg Hunt, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Justice League Edition Pt. 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Justice League Edition Pt. 2, The Night Begins To Shine (Chapter One: Mission To Find The Lost Stems, Chapter Two: Drums, Chapter Three: Guitar, Chapter Four: Bass, and Chapter Five: You're The One), Where Exactly On The Globe Is Carl Sanpedro Pt. 1, Where Exactly On The Globe Is Carl Sanpedro Pt. 2, Where Exactly On The Globe Is Carl Sanpedro Pt. 3, Where Exactly On The Globe Is Carl Sanpedro Pt. 4, Ghost With The Most, Bucket List, TV Knight 6, Kryptonite, Thumb War, Toddler Titans...Yay!, Huggbees, Baby Mouth, The Cast, Superhero Feud, Lucky Stars, Various Modes of Transportation, Cool Uncles, Butter Wall, BBRAEBDAY, Don't Press Play, Real Art, Just a Little Patience...Yeah...Yeah, Villains in a Van Getting Gelato, I Am Chair, Bumgorf, The Mug, Hafo Safo, Zimdings, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Pt. 1, Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Dance Crew Edition Pt. 2, Feed Me, and Pig in a Poke
Appearances (Special): Team Building and Meow Cats Go!
Powers/Skills: Starbolt Generation, Flight, Enhanced Strength, Survival in Space, Linguistic Adaptation, and Unarmed Combat
Voiced By: Hynden Walch, Trevor Devall (The Fourth Wall), and Cree Summer (Simulation)
Starfire is a princess from the planet Tamaran. She was next in line to be queen but she was betrayed by her sister Blackfire and exiled. Starfire saw the television series Alf and thought it was okay to eat cats. Robin tracked an alien life form and taught Starfire how to love a cat rather than eat it then invited her to try out for the Teen Titans. In another version of the Titans' origins, Blackfire stole the throne from Starfire and sold her into slavery. Robin freed her from Gordanians aboard their vessel in the Vega System. She kissed him to learn English then stated she found him completely resistible and detected a strong odor from his mouth. After learning of his mission, Starfire wasn't so sure she had anything to offer and stated she had nothing and was alone. Robin countered she didn't have to be.
On Earth, Starfire is an alien struggling to fit in and learn the ways of its cultures while driving Robin insane with unrequited puppy love. She thinks of him more like a brother. Saddened to see Robin distraught over not having an archenemy, and thus not being a real superhero, became Starfire the Terrible. She came up a costume, evil laugh, henchman, Death Bot army, and laser equipped secret lair (in the backyard of the Titans Tower). She began her campaign to unleash evil on the world by destroying Robin's year supply of hair gel. Starfire blew up the Moon and drank the Titans' milk straight out of the carton. The Titans invaded her secret lair but Robin was left alone after the others were dumped into a pool of piranha. Robin defeated her with his motorcyle's wheel punch.
In a possible future, 30 years from the present, Starfire had returned to her home planet Tamaran in the Vega System. She accepted the responsibility of leading the Tamaraneans as their queen. Cyborg and Beast Boy visited her and after defeating several Tamaranean warriors, urged Starfire to go see a movie with them. She refused on account of all her duties as queen but returned to Earth to help the others prevent them from using a time machine and altering the timeline.
After Christmas, Starfire was about to depart for her home planet to take part in the Great Kergoff and destruction caused by Gilnark the Terrible but Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy got her to stay by lying and saying there was a Second Christmas. Starfire followed through on their instructions but Second Santa did not appear to her. When Robin made the others tell the truth, she flipped out. The power overload caused by the misuse of too much Christmas lights led to the tower blowing up. Nearly a year later, the Titans woke up from their coma. Celebrating a true miracle of having not to wait for Christmas, Starfire looked outside and saw Second Santa. Starfire later implored her teammates to stop using violence to subdue their enemies and use compassion instead, seemingly working on H.I.V.E. temporarily. She also proved to be a great detective in her own right after learning about the three classic rules of a stake-out - locate a den of criminal activity, indirect observation, and concealment.
Starfire's natural instinct to show love got her and the Teen Titans in trouble when Raven tasked them with guarding the chest holding the Twin Destroyers of Azarath until she could gather ingredients for a banishment spell. Starfire could not fight the impulse and loved the Destroyers. After having lot's of fun with them, it was time to put them back in the chest. Starfire gave them a goodbye kiss, changing them into an egg. They then hatched as a giant hideous beast. To make matters worse, only Starfire could reverse the process. Through some urging, Starfire was mean enough to change them back. But she forgot her lesson and kissed them again. The other Titans were curious about Starfire's upbringing and urged her to agree to a visit Tamaran. Starfire was hesitant at first but she was happy to show them Tamaran. However, at the Tamaranian palace, Cyborg caused a political conflagaration. Starfire rushed off to rally together a planetary defense against the Blood Dominion.
In the wake of the battle between Tamaran and the Blood Dominion, only 3/4 of the planet was destroyed. Starfire brokered a truce by offering her hand in marriage to General Thraxis. After the wedding, Starfire bid the other Titans goodbye and was about to join Thraxis' side as he conquered the universe. Robin objected and declared only he would be the one to force Starfire to marry him. Robin forced an annulment by blowing Thraxis up with exploding Birdarangs. The war resumed and Starfire was charged with dishonoring her people. The Titans saved the world by showing bravery and killing Gridnock the Skull Crusher by trying to see the positive in things like Starfire. But once Starfire offered to show them the rest of Tamaran, they immediately rejected the notion.
Dr. Light tried to destroy the city with his Light Bomb but Starfire flew it into Earth's atmosphere. The blast wave launched her back. As Robin tried to profess his love to her, Starfire regained consciousness and noticed a white cat had wandered into the crater. She named it Nibbles and began obsessing with it. Robin wanted that love and affection and dressed up like a cat. Starfire was unable to resist and named him Sassy Pants. The other Titans had enough and didn't like Robin turning her into a weird cat lady. Raven pretended to have allergies but Starfire decided to move to the Jump City Apartments with Sassy Pants. Several months later, Starfire discovered a box of abandoned kittens and brought it home. Several more months later, the other Titans scolded Robin for turning her into a cat lady. He realized the error of his ways and put on a dog costume to get rid of the cats and turn Starfire back to normal. During the brief stint of the League of Legs, Starfire went by Incredible Quad.
Starfire wanted to be Batman at first but happily accepted Cyborg's idea to pretend to be the Flash. Cyborg noticed she had to work on her endurance though. When the Teen Titans faced Darkseid, Starfire interrupted his threatening speech and offered him a lozenge for his scratchy throat. Darkseid accepted it and thanked Starfire after his throat cleared up. After observing Cyborg freak out over the rules of dibs, Starfire revealed her secret garden, outside the tower, to him and instructed him in the ways of peace and quiet. Cyborg, however, tried to help the other Titans which resulted in the destruction of the garden. Starfire shot straight up to the stage 4 freak out and rampaged through Jump City with the other Titans. Cyborg recreted the garden in the city and calmed everyone down. He apologized to Starfire and she forgave him.
Starfire's wrestler persona was the Yeller, a crazy screaming woman who speaks loudly for no apparent reason. The Yeller was inspired by Wild Man's trash talk and wanted to get coffee because of it. Since the revolution of Tamaran around its star takes 164.79 Earth years, she never celebrated her birthday on Earth. Beast Boy decided to share his latest one with her despite the others' reservations. Starfire kept blowing out the candles too early during the song, got Beast Boy's cool presents - a drawing from Cyborg and two movie tickets from Raven, and fought over who got to break open the pinata. Beast Boy defeated her in the city and broke open the pinata. He felt bad and apologized. She, too, apologized for getting caught up in it. Beast Boy turned himself into a donkey and stuffed his mouth with candy so Starfire could experience hitting a pinata for the first time.
Starfire decided to do a circus act with some of her pet cats during her audition in the Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star. Called the "Circus of the Felines", Starfire started by ordering Mr. Sparkles to jump through a hoop. Sparkles did but landed flat on his face. The League was not amused. She told Mr. Buttons to play soccer. He fell on his face. Superman yawned and Batman was bored. She told Mr. Fluffles to recite Shakespeare. He meowed then fell flat on his face. Aquaman fell asleep. Starfire moved to the final act and unveiled Mr. Twinkle Bow. He turned out to be a vicious tiger with a bow on his head. Twinkle Bow lunged at the League and attacked them. Starfire was rejected. She tried to hold back her emotions back stage but broke down and streams poured out of her eyes. Birdarang offered her a tissue but she declined and blew her nose on the back of her cat Mr. Sparkles.
During breakfast, Starfire started pretending the waffle-maker spoke with a Swedish accent. The others questioned why she hanged out with inanimate objects. Starfire stated she simply pursued relationships with those she found interesting. Raven told her it was weird and advised her to stop. She teleported the waffle-maker into the trash. Robin decided to prove they were more fun than things and they set off to see what H.I.V.E. was up to. Starfire sniffled and told the waffle-maker she would miss it. As they spied on the H.I.V.E., Starfire became enthralled with their ice cream scooper. She charged into the H.I.V.E. Tower alone and beat them up then flew off with the scooper she named, The Scoop. They scooped clouds and spelled "la la la", went into a photo booth, rode the swan boat, danced, and swung around in the park. They agree to be best friends forever. On Tuesday at 11 pm, Gizmo sneaked into the Titans Tower and stole back Scoop. Starfire woke the next morning and snapped.
Starfire bagged and tied up the other Titans and interrogated them with the waffle-maker. Cyborg eventually clued her to the security tapes. Starfire learned the truth and called Gizmo on the Titans Communicator. Gizmo refused to give up and invited her to try and take Scoop back. She fell for the trap and broke into the H.I.V.E. Tower and was trapped. H.I.V.E. proceeded to mock her for being friends with a thing. The other Titans realized they were just as dependent on things for satisfaction and set off to rescue her. Scoop suddenly became animated and took out H.I.V.E. by itself then liberated Starfire. She was happy to be reunited and more so when she learned the other Titans understood her. Raven gave into the others' demand for new super powers to teach them a lesson about not taking what they had for granted. Starfire was given the powers of Plastic Man and could stretch her body parts. She reached an arm down a hall into Cyborg's room then up a ceiling vent and to the bathroom. The arm pulled the curtain and made Cyborg scream then went into the toilet and out the drainage pipe, sending Robin back into the ocean.
Starfire's arm went past Sticky Joe, wrapped around the Lexcorp building, and broke into Lex Luthor's office. She wrote a memo then tried to reach for the ringing phone but reached her limit. Her arm snapped back and she was tangled with Beast Boy and Robin. After some time, Starfire became proficient. She bounced around the city as a spring then got real high, turned into a helicopter then broke into Luthor's office again. She answered the phone and told the caller they had the wrong number. The Titans confronted Gizmo, who was about to mount a robot invasion from his floating fortress. Starfire turned into a boat and transported the others. After Raven was zapped with a Kryptonite ray and weakened because she had Superman's powers, Robin rallied the others proclaiming they could use their dumb powers to win if Vibe, Saturn Girl, Aqualad, and Plastic Man could. Robin had Starfire turn into a slingshot and launch him onto the fortress' deck. Once Cyborg and Jose captured Gizmo, Starfire reached over and grabbed Gizmo and stretched to the Jump City Juvenile Correction Facility but she reached her limit and snapped back. The momentum launched Gizmo into space and he drifted to the Sun.
Starfire surprised her teammates by performing her special song and winning the Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Edition despite them thinking she was the "Ringo" of the team. Starfire learned how the Rangers taught their members valuable business skills that set them up for success when they grew up. She could see how that aligned with her dreams of becoming a successful business alien princess and she joined the organization. The other Titans ate all the highly coveted green boxes and left her with the inferior ones. She set up a stand in the city park but failed to sell a single box. The Titans taught her the three main business skills: decision making, people skills, and business ethics. Raven instructed to make a decision quick. She failed and got slapped. Raven regrouped and held a basket of puppies and a basket of kittens over a portal and told Starfire to choose one. She chouldn't and they both dropped through the portal.
Cyborg and Beast Boy taught her how to make eye contact to put customers at ease, lighten the mood with a fun conversation or blow their feeble minds with a magic trick. During the role-play, Cyborg and Beast Boy got into a fight and Starfire was knocked into the living room. Robin taught her the last step, business ethics so she could succeed while staying within the confines of the law. He told her a story about a brother-in-law talking about a major technological breakthrough and refraining about buying the stock since it created an unfair advantage. With some pratice, Starfire was able to sell her first box to a jogger in the city park. She wondered if she could sell more. Starfire became a Ranger and sold her first box of cookies. She became a ruthless business alien princess and cornered the market on green boxes through her company Starfire Industries. Three weeks later, Starfire was overcome by greed and corruption. She showed little concern about the government opening an investigation into her ethical practices and ordered her employees to shut up, listen, and sell cookies or she would end them.
The other Teen Titans visited her in her office and Raven pointed out doubling the price of the green box was too expensive for them. Starfire took it as a sign she should triple the prices. The Titans and Starfire fought but they couldn't overcome her business skills of decision making, people skills, and business ethics, and super powers. Robin gave her an ultimatum, them or the cookie empire. Starfire made a quick decision and blasted Raven into the elevator then made eye contact with Beast Boy and Cyborg then did a magic trick, presenting the Joker card to them then it exploded. Robin grabbed her but she promised to share a perfectly legal insider stock tip with him. He asked what kind of returns it promised but she blasted him with an eye laser. Robin blew up her stock pile of green boxes with an exploding Birdarang and took out the top floor of Starfire Industries.
Starfire invited Blackfire to a slumber party for sisterly bonding but she did not RSVP. She remained hopeful and confident Blackfire would come, then they would bond over girl talk, brushing each other's hair, and playing "Truth or Death," a game from Tamaran. She even made Blackfire's favorite snack. Raven tried to break it to her that Blackfire would let her down again. Starfire was intensely certain. Raven relented and mentioned she invited a few of the girls, too. Starfire heard the elevator and went to greet Blackfire but it was Jinx, Ravager, and Terra. Starfire still thought she would come. Robin believed they joined forces to defeat the Titans once and for all. After it was explained to Robin, Starfire thought Blackfire came but it was Bumblebee. Raven eventually teleported Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy out of the living room. The girls wanted to start but Starfire wanted to wait for Blackfire. Bumblebee threw some mud onto Starfire's face and the girls put on their mud masks, too.
Starfire was starting to have some fun but a crime alert was triggered. They took after Raven's old plan and stuffed their sleeping bags to trick the boys into thinking they were still in the tower. Starfire placed Silkie in hers with a red wig on. The girls were ready for Girls' night in to be Girls' night out. They noticed Starfire was writing a note for Blackfire in case she came. Ravager was annoyed with how slow she was writing. It turned out the ship that triggered the crime alert was commanded by Blackfire. Raven correctly deduced her plan, despite Starfire's optimism she came for the party. Blackfire admitted Raven was right. The ship was designed to open a portal for her army to arrive through, then she would conquer Earth. Starfire asked her if she truly didn't want to come to the party. Blackfire stated she hated bonding. Starfire wept. Jinx, Terra, Ravager, Bumblebee, Raven, and Starfire battled her in the streets of Jump City. Blackfire took several hits from the girls then Starfire blasted her in the face point blank.
The girls prematurely declared victory. Blackfire summoned a set of armor from the ship and they charged each other for another round of fighting. Starfire was knocked into a parked green SUV. She energized and charged. The others didn't fare well either. Blackfire fired restraints from her gauntlet and neutralized the girls then departed. Starfire became angry and shattered her restraint and took off alone. Blackfire was annoyed. Starfire still wanted to know why she didn't come to the slumber party. Blackfire reiterated she had plans. Starfire listed all the things she planned for. Blackfire deduced she wanted to play truth or death and proposed they play it. Blackfire chose truth and stated she wish she didn't have a sister. Starfire was heartbroken. Blackfire socked her with an energized punch. Ravager unlocked her restraint with a dagger then hacked the others free. Terra launched Ravager into the air then sent platforms for her to hop from. Ravager caught Starfire then Raven opened a portal and took them to the street.
Starfire balled up and started crying. Blackfire completed the portal and a warship partially emerged. Raven told Starfire they were there for her but she needed to be there for them, too. They leaped at Blackfire all at once but the T-Jet suddenly appeared in their way. Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy declared they were busted then noticed Blackfire. They were all imprisoned. Starfire was still reeling so Bumblebee told her she wasn't sisterless and had them, it was Blackfire's loss. Terra asked Starfire how to say "jerk" on Tamaran. Starfire revealed it was florfka. Everyone except Ravager used it because it sounded dumb and embarrassing. Bumblebee shrunk, flew out the prison to Ravager's surprise, and blew up the device generating the girls' prison. Ravager admitted she always thought Bumblebee was cool. Starfire tackled Blackfire down the street. Starfire punched at her but Blackfire caught her fists, squeezed, threw her, and blasted her into a building. She flew out and clocked Blackfire.
They traded punches until Blackfire kicked her into another building. They blasted starbolts at each other then came into a deadlock when their eye lasers collided with each other. Starfire called her a horrible sister and declared she didn't need her anymore. She overhead smashed Blackfire to the pavement. Blackfire's armor crumbled to pieces. She tried to pretend her feelings were hurt and fired. Starfire flew behind her and batted her with a car then a bus then a cruise liner. Raven grabbed her with a hand construct and slammed her into the pavement then Ravager round house kicked her. Blackfire weakly threw punches. Starfire embraced her and told her goodbye. In unison, the girls yelled "Florfka!" and attacked her at once. She was blown back into the warship. It exploded and the chain reaction took out the portal and Blackfire was gone. The remnants looked like a disco ball, prompting Jinx to declare Girls Night 5. They danced and cheered, ignoring Robin.
Beast Boy flew up to the living room of the tower as a Pterodactyl and crashed through the glass in excitement for the arrival of "The Giant Book of Recorded Records," a record book that chronicles the most amazing human feats ever accomplished and is reserved for people who have truly pushed human capability to the limit. Starfire wished she was special enough like the people in the book. Robin and Beast Boy tried to tell her she was special in her own way, too, but she believed having a record was more special. Cyborg agreed. Starfire wanted to set a record. Raven warned her that was a big commitment. Robin stated it would take a lot of time and effort to accomplish. Starfire decided to sleep on it. In her dream, Starfire met three record holders from the book: the largest person ever to ride a motorcycle, the person who ate the world's longest sandwich, and a woman who lifted the heaviest weights with her tongue. The woman told her she got what it takes. The heaviest man asked her if she would dedicate herself to the task. Starfire promised she would with all her heart. The man who hate the world's longest sandwich said something with his mouth full. Starfire admitted she didn't understand but was still inspired by him to try.
The next day, Starfire revealed she chose to set the record for the longest fingernails grown. The others were alarmed since the current record holder took 50 years to grow his nails. Robin thought it was a terrible idea but supported her. Beast Boy bet she would quit in two months. One day, Robin's bucket list came up. Starfire shared her list: a water bucket, a sand bucket, and a milk bucket. She learned the bucket list was a list of experiences a person wants to have before they die. Starfire thought the meaning of life came from friendship. They laughed at her. Robin printed a bucket list off the Internet for her so she wouldn't have to think one up. They convinced her to do the list or her life was meaningless. They went climbing a mountain first. For safety, they tied themselves to each other with rope but were ill-prepared for the freezing cold. While crossing a bridge, Beast Boy fell through and Robin severed him from the team. Starfire planted a flag at the top despite her concern for Beast Boy.
The Titans took her to perform stand-up next. Cyborg gave her some index cards containing jokes he wrote for her. They were only things he found funny like a joke about Steve Urkel and Starfire was too nervous to deliver it properly. Starfire perked up when she learned the next item was making a difference in a child's life. A baby emerged from a portal Raven conjured. Starface was concerned where it was from but Raven assured her not to worry. Starfire thought she would be raising this child but the Titans clarified she just had to do one thing. Beast Boy suggested giving it candy. Raven suggested a beauty pageant. Robin suggested leaving her at Batman's doorsteps so he can raise her to fight crime instead of experiencing the joys of childhood. They all argued. Frustrated, Starfire screamed and flew out of the Tower with the baby. She threw it in the bus to Metropolis that stopped outside and implored her to be free. The Titans realized Starfire did make a difference in her life by keeping them from screwing her up.
Next, they took her to participate in the running of the bulls. She was chased by the bulls after she was handed a red cloth. She went ziplining but crashed after a monkey smacked into her face. She got a press on Cats Rule tattoo on her arm. She went swimming with a dolphin. Beast Boy improvised and turned into one. She was not enthused. She went volcano surfing but fell in. She went aqua-zorbing. She and the other Titans went on a road trip with celebrities, namely Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. She became friends with an anteater, went sliding down a waterfall, sailed a boat, went snowboarding, hugged a tree, stared into a solar eclipse, caught a butterfly, and fed an owl. After Robin revealed toe stubbing was his weakness, Starfire got confused and thought superheroes had none. Robin showed her the Super Hero Weaknesses book then the Titans listed all of his weaknesses. Robin clarified knowing your weakness made you a better superhero. Starfire couldn't think of her weakness and began to worry she was lacking.
The Titans elected to help her figure it out. They tried yellow like Green Lantern and super speed like Flash but they weren't it. Raven tried saying her name backwards. Beast Boy speculated Starfire had none. Robin disagreed. Raven told her about Kalzar, the Wizard of Weakness, atop Mount Achilles but warned the journey was an arduous one because she would have endure frozen tundra and reach the top before the full moon sets below the highest peak. Starfire decided to meet with the wizard so she could find out what her weakness was and believed she could get to the top very fast with her superpowers. However, the other Titans volunteered to go with her and only slowed her down. Eventually, the temperature dropped below 65 degrees and Robin was frozen solid. Starfire sighed and carried him over her shoulder. To her annoyance, the others stopped to build a snowman. She blew it up and pleaded them to continue the journey without any additional delays. Beast Boy had to go use the bathroom. Starfire grunted and relented. He turned into a dog and couldn't decide where to pee.
Starfire had it and chucked Robin. He was freed from the ice block but immediately froze solid again. Starfire took off without them and met Kalzar. Kalzar warned her that some things are better left unknown then asked her if she still wanted to know what her weakness was. She still did. He proceeded and her weakness was printed out from his booth. She learned her weakness was her friends and could not believe it. He explained they held her back then pointed out she could have come to the peak hours ago if she came alone. He believed she could even be a queen, an empress, or an all-powerful demigod. The other Titans arrived but Starfire was hesitant to tell them what her weakness turned out to be. They were shocked, too. Kalzar declared they were holding her back from true power. The other Titans took offense and attacked him. Kalzar's eyes turned red with fury and the booth morphed into a giant mech. He declared they would pay for their insolence then he pounded the ground and exposed them to their weaknesses.
Kalzar addressed Starfire and asked her if she saw how weak and pathetic her friends were. She took offense and powered up then hit the mech with a huge Starbolt blast. She declared the love she had for her friends was not a weakness but the greatest of her strengths then prompted the Titans to turn their weaknesses into strengths. Kalzar became worried and the tide turned. Lastly, Robin charged, tripped, rolled under Kalzar, and knocked his plug out of its socket. Kalzar lamented his one weakness and shut down. Starfire joked they weren't the only ones with a weakness. Starfire tried to stop the other Titans from declaring thumb war and warned them it was the road to doom. They didn't take it as seriously as her. Starfire thought thumbs were the smartest part of the human body, the dolphins of the hand, and the opposable thumb separated them from the animals. She believed that given the chance, thumbs would oppose them. Raven pointed out thumb wars were just a game. They voted to ignore Starfire. Starfire begged them to choose peace and extended an olive branch.
Robin interpreted it as they needed to train their thumbs to be bloodthirsty warriors first. Once the thumb war was near, Starfire and her Swiss thumb again proposed peace but also presented Swiss cheese. They rejected peace and the cheese and they declared thumb war. Raven and Beast Boy won their matches. Starfire made another plea but she was ignored. To the Titans' surprise, their thumbs animated and yelled. They also rejected the offer of peace and cheese from Starfire. The other Titans declared war on their own thumbs. A few moments later, the Titans Tower was destroyed and the thumbs terrorized the Titans. The war had gotten to the Titans' minds and they were paranoid about being sneaked up on. The thumbs arrived in helicopters and opened fire. The Titans retreated. Starfire and Swiss Thumb appeared but the Thumbs declared she had no leverage. She countered with an offer of being free from the hands so they could live their lives as scholars of the sea. They were intrigued.
Starfire stipulated they had to cease fire and sign her peace treaty. The Thumbs agreed to her terms. Raven cast a spell that made the thumbs independent entities. They flopped off the island's cliff like fish and departed into the sea. Starfire thanked Swiss Thumb and credited her wisdom for ending the war. Swiss Thumb admitted she would miss Starfire. After a goodbye smooch, Swiss Thumb also jumped into the sea. One morning, after talking to her stuffed animals of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern, Starfire got stuck in her door. Everyone but Raven entered the kitchen grumbling about their own incidents. Raven informed them Mars was in retrograde and as a result of it reversing its course, all kinds of bad luck would happen. She warned terrible things happened to people who didn't believe in their horoscope. Cyborg thought horoscopes were baloney and threw a slice at Raven' face. To prove it was true, Raven read Starfire's horoscope. Since she was a Pisces, she was compassionate and understanding.
After Beast Boy and Robin's successful horoscopes, Starfire asked about hers. Raven told her Venus was crossing paths with her sign so she was going to find romance. Robin tried his luck, gave her a rose, and asked her out to a dinner date on the tower roof. She agreed. To Robin's chagrin, Starfire invited the rest of the Titans to their dinner. Robin tried to continue with his romantic gestures. He gave her a bouquet of roses and Beatbox brought them a plate of Beef Wellington. Starfire fell in love with the Beef Wellington and dressed it like an English gentleman. Robin tried to object but he was jabbed in the face with the Beef Wellington. Cyborg wasn't convinced since Starfire always fell in love with inanimate objects. She and the Beef Wellington got engaged. After a fed up Cyborg ripped Raven's astrology book in half, the Wellington blew up. Around the time of the annual Metropolis Ping-Pong Invitational, Starfire went to Tamaran for a celebration.
Starfire found a cat painting in a dumpster and instantly loved it. She decided to make an event of it and held an unveiling at the tower for the other Titans. They were appalled by how creepy and horrible it was. Despite her pointing out art was subjective and she knew what she liked, the Titans were adamant it was garbage. She got annoyed and blasted Beast Boy. Raven assured her the issue was she was never exposed to real art before. Robin told her about the three essential elements of real art: composition, raising important questions, and evoking an emotion. They decided to take her to the Jump City Museum of Art. Raven took her to look at Vincent van Gogh's "Starry Night" and told her it was an example of the criteria of composition. Starfire mistook "composition" for the composting of trash and explained she meant the term used to describe the visual elements inside a painting and if done correctly, it can grab the viewer and hold onto them. Raven pointed out the swirling clouds and shining stars.
Starfire was mesmerized and speculated van Gogh must have had a happy life to have created a colorful painting. Raven pointed out he had a lot of inner demons and could relate. Beast Boy showed Starfire the "Mona Lisa" next and revealed it was one of his favorites. Starfire inquired why the Mona Lisa was missing her eyebrows. Beast Boy explained the second criteria of real art, the art raises important questions. He pointed out Mona Lisa also had a big forehead and pale green skin. Cyborg revealed there were theories da Vinci painted her that way as part of a secret code. Beast Boy realized the "Mona Lisa" was a warning of an impending alien invasion. They started marking up the Mona Lisa and brought a board of theories out. Starfire pointed out she was an alien. Beast Boy and Cyborg panicked and put on foil hats so she couldn't read their minds. Robin assured them Mona Lisa was not an alien. They questioned him so Robin bashed them over their heads with his staff.
Robin fired a grapnel line and took Starfire over to "A Sunday Afternoon." To Robin, it evoked all sorts of emotions. In his case, it sparked sadness stemming from Batman only looking at him as a sidekick and bossing him around. Starfire admitted she also felt inner turmoil but because she still preferred her creepy cat painting. Before they could continue to explore the museum, Rainbow Raider passed by them on a rainbow bridge and sacked several paintings. The Titans pursued him into the Mona Lisa. They ended up in "Bedroom in Arles" where he had his secret headquarters. Raider claimed it wasn't fair his art was unappreciated despite it being just as good as the classics because the world was filled with a "bunch of dum-dums." Cyborg sat on an ear by mistake and processed his reasoning, he stole the art that people actually appreciate. Raider admitted that sounded stupid but it was his thing then added he was going to destroy what he stole with overexposure from flash photography. He revealed an antique camera and started with "The Scream" as well as the slow process of changing the light bulb. He proclaimed after a million more times, the paintings would fade into oblivion.
Starfire approached him and asked to see his art. He was stunned and got one out from his closet. It was the same creepy cat painting she just found in a dumpster. Starfire was elated. The others repeated their opinion it was not real art. Raider got angry. He blasted his painting, wrapped them in a rainbow lasso, and pulled them into it. The Titans found themselves in a battle against the cat, itself, a giant that overpowered them at every turn. Raven was pinned under its front paws to which she complimented the composition. Beast Boy and Cyborg questioned how the cat had eye lasers after they were roasted by them. Robin charged but he suddenly saw the cat wearing a Batman mask and he fell on his face crying. Starfire pointed out the painting had good composition, raised questions, and evoked motions. They realized it was real art after all. Raider felt vindicated and fell off the cat's head. He thanked Starfire for recognizing his art was real art and agreed to help them return the paintings. He added he felt reinvigorated as an artist and mused he just needed a little positive reinforcement then hugged the cat's head to its discomfort. Starfire got another idea. Raider smiled and opened fire. The Titans finished putting the paintings back up but realized they were trapped in one while Starfire and Rainbow Raider had tea in the Titans Tower.
The Joker posed as "Prince J. Reko," a foreign prince, and scammed Starfire out of her life savings with an email offering his vast fortune in exchange for a nominal fee. Starfire fell for it and sent her money, planning to fulfill her dream of opening a store called Starfire's Scoops then living happily ever after with Reko. The other Titans broke it to her and she tore up the tower living room with her star bolts and vowed to make him regret he was ever born. Robin quickly figured out J. Reko was the Joker and he was emailing from Axis Chemicals. The Titans plotted to beat Joker at his own game and drove to Gotham City while they taught Starfire all about scams. Joker tried to brush them off because he was busy using the facility to fill a giant whoopee cushion with his Joker toxin. He refused to return Starfire's money so the Titans tried to outscam him but failed. Starfire pretended to slip on a puddle of toxic waste and wore a neck brace. Joker pointed out that was clearly an accident. Cyborg started pointing out it was an accident caused by the terrible upkeep of the facility. He punched out a ceiling light, kicked over a barrel, and pushed a henchman through a guard rail to verify his claim then declared the plant was a liability.
Joker insisted he just bought it so he didn't have time to bring it up to code yet. Starfire informed Joker he would be hearing from her lawyer. Joker became concerned as he didn't want to deal with a lawsuit and mess up all his evil schemes. They walked towards the door. Joker rushed over, shut the door, and asked them to reconsider. He would do anything to make it right. Starfire asked for her money back. He complied and threw her a stack of bills. She then asked for the deed to the plant to pay for her pain and suffering. He scoffed at the notion. Starfire took out her Titans Communicator and asked Robin what the number to their lawyer was. Joker caved and handed the deed over. Starfire then demanded his henchmen. Joker couldn't believe it and asked if she wanted his clothes next. She did and he complied. Starfire laughed nefariously and tossed her neck brace in his face. Joker realized he was scammed. Starfire deflated the giant whoopee cushion. Starfire opened her Starfire's Scoops store right outside the perimeter of Axis Chemicals and Joker was kept as a janitor.
50 years after she began trying to break the world record, Starfire was close to setting a new record. She was confined to sitting on the living room couch as her nails grew out both sides of the tower. Her hands were in constant pain and the weight of the fingernails were very great. One day, she had an itchy nose. Robin scratched it for her. The other Titans had enough and threatened to cut the nails off. Raven conjured hedge clippers. Starfire warned them. Beast Boy turned into a crab. Starfire tried to appeal to them and talked about all the personal sacrifices she made like giving up on all human and kitty contact. She wasted her life to be special. Raven told her she didn't have to set a record because she was already special just the way she was. Starfire was touched. Raven hugged her. Robin was annoyed because that was the same thing he told Starfire 50 years ago. Starfire pointed out she didn't care about his opinions. Cyborg pointed out there was no reason for anymore pain. Starfire conceded. Cyborg produced a chainsaw from one of his arms. Robin got out a bolt cutter.
An emergency alert suddenly popped up. An asteroid threatened to hit Jump City and end all life on Earth. Robin's plan to blow up the asteroid was a bust after Cyborg revealed the Titans Rocket was ruined by a hot tub party. Starfire ultimately sacrificed her long nails to stop it. She raised them up into space where they twirled together into a gigantic nail-like shape. The asteroid was punctured atop it. Even though she didn't get into "The Giant Book of Recorded Records," she got in "People Who Have Stopped An Asteroid." 60 years after Starfire started her bucket list, she completed the list by finishing knitting a scarf. The other cheered for her but she felt nothing. She still believed life value was from the warm relationship with the dear friends. They still thought she was nuts. The room glowed purple. A bucket manifested out of thin air then sprouted arms, legs, and a face. He revealed he was the Bucket Lord then there was a thunderclap. The elderly Beast Boy was sure it was the bucket who stole his girlfriend during the war.
Bucket Lord bent over and implored Starfire to kick his butt. She refused. The Bucket Lord clarified she must because she completed her list. Starfire admitted she was only looking for life meaning. Bucket Lord mused that would be found through friends, not some stupid list. It added if she refused to kick him, he would kick her. The others came to her defense and declared they didn't just waste their entire lives making sure Starfire didn't waste hers. They charged the Bucket Lord but they all fell due to their old age. Bucket Lord prepared to kick them but Starfire pleaded with him, referring to him as "bucket friend." Bucket Lord was taken aback at being called "friend" and admitted it never had any because executing bucket law was its sole purpose. Starfire assured it they would be its friends. Bucket Lord was touched and was hugged by Starfire. Bucket Lord thanked them for showing there was more to life than bucket kicking. Starfire agreed friends were the true meaning of life. Beast Boy couldn't refrain from his grudge and kicked Bucket Lord, dying soon after.