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Real Identity: Garfield Mark Logan
Affiliations: Doom Patrol, Teen Titans, League of Legs, and League of Garbage Fonts
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Appearances (Special): Team Building and Meow Cats Go!
Powers/Skills: Shape Shifting and Animal Mimicry
Voiced By: Greg Cipes and Trevor Devall (The Fourth Wall)
Beast Boy is Cyborg's best bud - a slightly dim but loveable loafer who transforms into all sorts of animals when he's not eating burritos and watching TV. He's mostly a vegetarian but respects a balanced diet. Beast Boy was born in a jungle, to parents who were scientists, but he got bit by a crazy green monkey. He got really sick but his parents saved with a green serum. He turned green and developed the power to turn into any animal. In Robin's version of the Teen Titans' origin story, he went to Upper Lamumba in Africa second to recruit Beast Boy after he researched stories of vigilante attacks on poachers. Beast Boy took the form of a rhino and chased off poachers targeting elephants only to be saved by Robin himself. He asked if the team would have women on it and noted he liked a 50:50 split. Robin contended whoever joined the team would stand for truth and justice and emphasized it was a chance to make a real difference.
Lacking any redeemable qualities, Beast Boy still attempted to romance Raven when Cyborg revealed they were compatible according to his glitched love matching program. He later fought with Starfire over a scratching post. Beast Boy fell in love with the villainous Terra and was ignorant of her intention to destroy the Teen Titans. Beast Boy was sure there was good in Terra despite her utter hatred for him. Upon learning Terra was banished in a dimension reserved for the Titans' trash, he tricked Raven into opening a portal and threw down a rope for Terra. After freeing her from banishment to another dimension, helping break into a restricted warehouse, and serenading her, Beast Boy appeared to have gotten through to her but Raven dumped her into the same dimension with Beast Boy in tow. Beast Boy later attempted to make himself smarter but when that failed, he turned to Raven's book of spells but failed at that, making Silkie super smart and the other Titans dumb. He later posed as the supervillain Beast Bob to join H.I.V.E. and get some pizza.
During a battle against Cinderblock, Beast Boy suffered a horrifying injury. One of Cinderblock's fists was lodged in his face. Robin managed to remove the fist but Beast Boy was scarred. His head was bandaged up for six weeks then another six weeks. The Titans discovered Beast Boy had a scar through one of his eyes. Cyborg tried to assure him the scar made him look tough. Beast Boy bought into it but took it too far. In a battle against Dr. Light, Beast Boy purposefully raised his left hand into a light beam and let it get blown off. Cyborg attached a robotic implant while he tried to figure out how to reattach the hand, kept alive by Beast Boy's animal powers. Beast Boy declared he was a man and took the name "Scar Man." The next day, Scar Man replaced all but his head with robot parts. He refused to go back to normal but realized the error of his ways when Cyborg replaced several of his body parts with Beast Boy's.
During a battle against the Walker Monster, Beast Boy realized he couldn't transform anymore. The comforts of modern society had stripped him of the animal instinct needed to use his ability. Beast Boy went off to get back in touch with nature. However, the wild animals and elements were brutal. After three weeks, he was starving and at wit's end. While chasing a rabbit, he met Mother Nature. While having a debate about the circle of life, Beast Boy won by mentioning tacos. He convinced her to transform part of the forest into a city for nature to live in and have tacos. After Beast Boy ate a taco, his powers returned. But while in the form of a butterfly, Robin ate him for pure protein.
Robin tried to teach the other Titans how to respect money but Beast Boy believed it was the root of all evil. He tore up Robin's $1 leading Robin to decline paying everyone. Beast Boy decided to use bees as currency and became an overnight sensation. He ignored all the bee stings along the way. Robin eventually came around and asked Beast Boy for a loan. He obliged Robin but asked for an embarrassing dance first. Beast Boy became power hungry and went into a tirade. He was stung multiple times and suffered an allergic reaction. Robin thought it was evil swelling in him and beat him repeatedly with his bo staff. Beast Boy recovered in the hospital.
During a game of Random Animal Rally, Beast Boy misinterpreted Cyborg and transformed into a man. Even he was surprised he could do that but Robin mused technically man is an animal. The Titans soon came up with a scheme to use Beast Boy to help them get into the mature rated Death Toilet 3 movie at Jump City Cinemas 12. Beast Boy then took them to eat a ton of pizza on credit, rent an exotic car, and get tattoos at the Tat Cat Tattoo parlor. After the Titans returned to the tower to turn in, Beast Boy decided to go back out and party alone. He fell prey to the mind control of The Man. The next morning, he ordered the Titans to finish their chores before he came back from work. The Titans followed him and tried to get him fired with a bad cartoon drawing of The Man but being fired was a literal punishment. When the Titans overloaded The Man with annoying teenage antics like inane conversations, loud music and teen magazines. Beast Boy was back to normal.
After a victorious battle against Slade, the Titans decided to throw a party and celebrate. Beast Boy and Cyborg remembered their childhood and recalled how clowns were so cool. They ignored Robin and Raven's warnings. The clown that came to entertain, Honk, wasn't cool at all to them. Cyborg and Beast Boy took it upon themselves to make him cool with science. After dunking Honk in their Xtreme-ification Chamber, they considered it a success but instead they just created a supervillain. While going through his room, Beast Boy found a trunk of mementos he collected from missions over the years. One was a shard of the Mysterious Prism. Keen on splitting Raven up and making out with her passionate side, Beast Boy tried to use the shard but Robin got his own idea. He used the shard to split the other Titans into their core five personalities and recruited the best one to join his elite team. All the Beast Boys were essentially the same so Robin and Soldier Cyborg elected to use one as a human shield.
During the brief stint of the League of Legs, Beast Boy went by The Calf. Beast Boy was stoked to celebrate his birthday but the other Titans didn't want to throw a party. And Raven forgot. Beast Boy thought they were going to surprise him then thought their responses were a roast in his honor. He even thought a crime alert about a herd of murderous elephants was a cover. Beast Boy waited the whole day and night at the Tower while the Titans waged a brutal battle. He retreated to his room and set up his own party with whatever dolls and food were around. When Cyborg, Starfire and Robin inquired what he was doing, Beast Boy vented his frustration. Raven overheard and tried to rectify the situation before midnight and Beast Boy suffered from the cosmic consequences of not being thrown a party. It was too late. Without a time anchor created by the act of the party, the universe couldn't tell how old he was. Beast Boy began to shift in age from an infant to middle aged to a senior citizen.
The Titans took a portal to the center of the universe to complete three birthday rituals of song, cake, and gift to restore him to normal. Beast Boy pretended to be Martian Manhunter despite not knowing who he was at first. He was thrilled with the prospect of hunting him some mens. He stunk up the Invisible Jet's bathroom and informed Raven it was out of invisible toilet paper. Beast Boy worried about not being able to afford buying the really expensive gold tiara that Cyborg apparently wanted for his upcoming birthday. Instead of getting a job and doing honest work, Beast Boy got wrapped up in a pyramid scheme with the Mummy Boss. He collected $100 from people and began spending it all in frivolous ways like getting a gold boat, a gold star, a gold bear in a gold car, a gold fridge filled with gold food and so on. Fooled into thinking he had status in the scheme, Beast Boy believed he was the money sheriff and recruited all but Robin to be his money deputies.
They continued making more money and spending (and eating) it all. The Mummy Boss wanted his cut of the money. When Beast Boy had nothing to show, he took the Titans as slave labor. They were forced to drag blocks to build a pyramid. Robin had Beast Boy endure hard labor as a mother hen. He emptied the egg of the chick and junk poured out. He got a pair of clippers and freed everyone. They dispatched the mummies in the pyramid's saloon. Beast Boy and Mummy Boss were locked in a showdown but Gold Bear came to the rescue and ran the Mummy Boss over. The Titans rode off into the sunset. The Titans became bad guys so they could fun when they wanted. Beast Boy subjected himself to a gamma experiment or something and became Beast Monster. His idea of taking over the world involving The Cyborg and himself walking around with their butts exposed to see.
Beast Boy's wrestling persona was the Wild Man. Clad in a fur boa and leotard, he vowed to go buck wild on any and all fools then howled. Wild Man proved to be the best at trash talk and sounded like a total whack job speaking in crazy metaphors. He was the vegan cream of the crop and promised no one would one would have to worry their pretty little head off over expense because he had a dollar off coupon. Beast Boy wrote Raven a song just for her after his various attempts with unoriginal gifts failed (and caused severe injury to the other Titans) such as roses with bees, a bear cub, and a poem (that was actually an evil spell). The other Titans helped Beast Boy find inspiration for the song. Cyborg tested him to see if he liked Raven more than peaches, a plum, applesauce, smoothie, pizza, and a seven layer cake. Starfire helped with elements for the song like summertime, not the dumpster, toes in the sand, no bathrooms, and carnival rides. Robin helped with a tinge of paranoia. Raven liked it and they kissed.
Despite her strong warnings, Beast Boy fiddled with the song and uploaded it to the Internet. He was happy to hear it made to the #1 spot on the song charts. Raven didn't appreciate Beast Boy taking something special and giving it away to strangers. Beast Boy took her to the city and showed that her song was bringing people together, even Sticky Joe and Sticky Joan. Then he announced he was going on tour and asked her to come along. Raven's anger grew as the tour continued on and Beast Boy ignored her while being showered with love from his fans. She finally had enough and put a curse on the song that could only be cured when Beast Boy learned his lesson. Raven ruined the song like she wanted but was horrified to see it was ruining the world as well. While fleeing angry fans, Beast Boy returned to Jump City on a horse and sang a song about learning his lesson. The curse was lifted but Raven slammed a doghouse on him.
Unable to solve a hidden pictures puzzle in a copy of Hidey-Town, Beast Boy vowed to use 10% of his brain, increasing it from his standard usage of 2%. Beast Boy pulled his brain out through his left ear and subjected it to a work out. It had to bench press books, do push ups while he flipped pages, did boxing against a book, ran up stairs made of books, rowed as Beast Boy yelled out pages, and did a perfect dive into a sea of books. Beast Boy renamed himself Renaissance Boy and tried using 10% of his brain but couldn't find the hidden pictures. He vowed to unlock his true potential. At 50%, he noticed the other Titans' faults and pointed them out but still could find the pictures. He meditated to 80% and could use telekinesis as well as do magic tricks. He teleported 650,000,000 years into the past and touched his finger to a monkey's and took a journey through his own DNA to the beginning of time.
At 95%, he transformed into a computer and pushed to 100%. He used his unlimited brain power to eliminate reality and teleported himself and the Titans into the puzzle to focus only on finding the pictures. He located the rocket ship, beach ball, feather and broccoli but failed to see the dolphin in the palm trees until it came down and slapped him in the face. Beast Boy restored reality and noticed mazes in the book. Some time later, the Titans were stuck in a puzzle maze. Beast Boy didn't really care about the Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star but he went with the flow. He turned into a cow and sprayed milk on Aquaman, Superman, in Batman's mouth, and doused Wonder Woman. He was rejected. One day, Beast Boy was brushing his teeth and got scared of his own reflection, unaware it was his reflection, and ran to the living room. After failing to capture Madame Rouge, Beast Boy answered the elevator and met his double, Beast Girl. Only Beast Boy's mind was blown.
They hung out in Beast Boy's room and compared their similar origins. They played frisbee in the park and turned into dogs. They went bowling. Beast Girl turned into a gorilla and got a strike. Beast Boy turned into an octopus and threw eight balls for a strike. They turned into caterpillars, went into chrysalis, and emerged as butterflies. While skipping through town, they got scared by their reflections again. Beast Boy realized she was the first person in a long time that didn't make him feel like a weirdo. Beast Girl felt the same way. She also realized the other Titans reminded her of her friends. The Titans were still trying to find Madame Rouge. Beast Girl inquired who that was and was scared she was Rouge because she was a girl, too, her astrological horoscope predicted change for her and she loved pierogis. The Titans didn't take stock in the coincidences. Beast Girl believed and turned into a giant snake then ate them. Beast Boy was grabbed in disbelief. Robin stood up inside Beast Girl and told Beast Boy to get through to her.
Beast Boy stated she made him feel normal and there was nothing evil about it. Beast Girl realized she was right and regurgitated the Titans and apologized. Madame Rouge revealed herself, disguised as the couch, and kidnapped the Titans. Beast Girl turned into a mouse and hid but decided to do something. She summoned the other Opposite Titans and they stormed Rouge's headquarters. The Opposite Titans outclassed Madame Rouge at every turn. Beast Girl and Beast Boy reiterated they were glad to have met each other and didn't feel as weird anymore. Beast Girl realized Beast Boy could be Madame Rouge. Beast Boy started to believe and chased him. The Ravens called them weirdos. Beast Boy became reckless with his powers. He turned into a cat and played jazz with his guitar, luring tons of cats. They woke the others up around 3 am. They were fed up and aired their grievances against him like turning into a boxing kangaroo during pipe practice or using everyone's toothbrushes as an alligator.
Robin warned him his responsibilities would catch up to him one day. The next afternoon, Beast Boy turned into a rooster and inexplicably laid an egg. The others realized he was going to become a father. He admitted he wanted to be one some day then vowed to be the greatest. But he remembered he was due to perform with a seahorse jazz band, turned into an octopus, and left the other Titans to babysit. While his egg hatched, Beast Boy won the kangaroo welterweight bouncing championship. The others filled the void and acted as the chick's parents. While it ate seeds for the first time, Beast Boy hung out with cows and made milk shake. He tried to offer it to the chick but it turned away from him. Beast Boy realized he failed his son and wanted to make things right. He settled on a game of catch but his son left an hour ago and hung out with the Bad Eggs. Beast Boy was aghast and searched for him. He caught him spraying graffiti outside. Beast Boy made a passionate plea and used his powers to destroy the three Bad Eggs as a rooster, beaver, and badger.
Beast Boy and son went to the carnival for some family bonding time. He turned into a gorilla and broke the strength tester, dunked himself in water after his son fell off the stool, pecked a carny of the offensive Thwack a Chicken dart game, and rode the ferris wheel. The Titans congratulated him on being a real good chicken daddy while taunting him by eating fried chicken. Meanwhile, his son crowed atop an antenna on the roof. Raven gave into the others' demand for new super powers to teach them a lesson about not taking what they had for granted. Beast Boy was given the powers of Saturn Girl and became an empath. He didn't see the fun in the ability and asked if he could control minds. Raven confirmed he could not. He cried. He tried to think about heating up his burrito but nothing happened. Beast Boy became proficient with it and avoided danger like stepping on a tack, avoiding a falling piano, dodging an out of control car, and leaping away from an alligator that emerged from under the sidewalk.
They managed to defeat Gizmo with their powers but Raven was skeptical there would be another battle uniquely suited to them. Beast Boy detected trouble at an underwater electric eel dance competition and nobody could reach the phone for help. Albert Jelenic opened a food shack at the Jump City docks and named it "Berto's, after himself. Cyborg happily chomped away at the shrimp to Beast Boy's disgust. Jelenic tried to force Beast Boy to eat a shrimp but he refused it on account of being a vegetarian. Jelenic told him not to talk about politics. Cyborg was amused Beast Boy almost ate a shrimp but Jelenic took no credit. He believed the shrimp showed you cared and no one could resist it. Aqualad arrived and was aghast. The cooked shrimp was his basketball team. Beast Boy teased he was mad because Raven didn't want to talk to him anymore. Aqualad stated he was busy protecting the ocean and had no time for dating. Beast Boy laid a sick burn and retorted he was too busy to save his basketball team and he was too fishy for Raven.
Aqualad asked Cyborg why he kept saying "Sick burn." Beast Boy burned him again. Aqualad cuffed Jelenic for crimes against crustaceans. Aqualad realized he could win back Raven with shrimps and prime rib. He arranged for Jelenic to cook the meals for him. The date worked. Jelenic watched from the Aqua Jail and drew a heart on glass with a shrimp. Beast Boy went into a panic and knew he couldn't win her over with a vegetarian dish. On Cyborg's suggestion, he went to look for Albert Jelenic. Aqualad came out of Berto's and taunted him. He was enraged Aqualad already thought of his dirty trick. Beast Boy dressed up and staged the kitchen then served Raven meal of packaged baby carrots, tofu, and crackers but it failed to work. Robin advised him to give up as quickly as possible and pretend to enjoy the solitary life. Beast Boy didn't want to end up like him. Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Starfire broke into the Aqua Lair to free Jelenic and thwart Aqualad's plan.
However, Jelenic slowed them down with a story about the Battle of Krbava Field in 1493. Aqualad caught them in the act and summoned two sharks, a crab, and a turtle to attack. Raven walked in and realized Aqualad tricked her. Jelenic stated what mattered about shrimps and prime rib was the effort put into it. Raven forced Beast Boy and Aqualad to cook shrimps and prime rib for them back at the Titans Tower. Raven remarked she could really taste the love. Jelenic declared it was a sick burn. Beast Boy decided to make his birthday party invitation only and excluded Robin among the Titans. When Robin asked why, Cyborg brought up how Robin reported a noise complaint on them with the Jump City Police Department last year. Beast Boy repeated to Robin he wasn't invited because his parties were for party animals only and not party poopers like him. The next day, Robin declared he was throwing his own birthday party, out of spite, in the living room at the same time as Beast Boy's in the kitchen.
Robin revealed the details about his party, notably two birthday cakes and special guest Bob Uecker. Beast Boy won the other Titans over with the declaration of pony rides. In addition, Batman, Commissioner Gordon, Beatbox, Birdarang, Sticky Joe, and Dave were invited. Pain Bot DJ'ed the party. Robin managed to poach Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire to his party. Beast Boy refused to admit Robin was a party animal and declared his actions made him more of a party pooper. Beast Boy turned into a pony and escorted the Titans back to his party. Robin spliced his DNA with a bear, cheetah, and raccoon in an effort to become the ultimate party animal but he ended up rampaging through Jump City. Out of desperation, Beast Boy called in a noise complaint on Robin. The police surrounded him and declared the party was over. Robin shrank to normal and the three animals split off him. The Titans visited Robin at lock up where he apologized for ruining the party. Beast Boy played it off and promised to invite Robin to all his parties from now on.
Beast Boy left Jump City for Codsville by bus for his annual summer visit with his adopted family, the Doom Patrol. The Patrol soon realized Beast Boy was back. Robotman complimented him on having a symmetrical face after they did their secret fist bump. Negative Girl presented her new best friend she found on the side of the road. It was a squirrel skeleton. The head popped off. Beast Boy thought she was sweet as ever. Elasti-Girl fawned over Beast Boy and smooshed his face around. She thought he looked thin and shoved some casserole into his mouth. Beast Boy eventually declined and went to Chief. Chief asked if he needed money. Beast Boy declined. Chief asked if he wanted a new car. Beast Boy declined. Chief asked if needed a kidney. Beast Boy declined. Chief welcomed him back and asked what he wanted to do. Beast Boy remarked he knew he didn't want to see his "tape." Chief loved the idea and played a VHS recording about him doing alleged extreme moves with his wheelchair like grinding and getting air.
Elasti-Girl ripped the monitor away. Chief rotated in a stationary circle and asked her if she liked that instead. Robotman suggested going to the boardwalk and enjoying artisanal yogurt. Negative Girl and her squirrel suggested going to the cemetery. Beast Boy liked all their ideas but thought a clambake was the way to kick off the summer right. Chief recalled he didn't like to eat good food. Beast Boy corrected him that he was a vegetarian then clarified a clambake was all about family. The Patrol got behind his idea. Beast Boy complimented Brain's lawn next door. Brain retorted it would be nice if they would cut theirs and the neighborhood would appreciate it. Chief thought he was being dumb because their long grass was hiding the garbage that the rats lived in. Brain joked he considered calling pest control but doubted they would get rid of the Doom Patrol. Only he found the joke amusing. Beast Boy invited him to their clambake later that day. Brain revealed he was already throwing a clambake for the Homeowners Association at the beach.
Robotman was delighted and hoped their clambakes could be "neigh-bros" like they were. Brain asked if they had the proper permits for their clambake. Chief lied they did. The rest of the Doom Patrol played along. Brain called them a family of degenerates and doubted they could do anything right, much less get the proper permits. Elasti-Girl implored him to check with City Hall. Brain claimed he would. The Doom Patrol started digging a hole at the beach for their clambake and discovered the Brain's cache of mutagen cannisters. They thought it was just trash and continued with their clambake. Superheroes began arriving but The Brain showed up with two police officers and they shut the party down because the Patrol didn't get a permit. Brain refused to let things slide and didn't care how important the party was for Beast Boy. The police arrested the Doom Patrol and Beast Boy and threw them in paddy wagon. Elasti-Girl wondered if Brain was right about them being degenerates. Beast Boy refused to believe that and pointed out it was Brain and his glowing garbage. Chief keyed on "glowing." Negative Girl told them it was radioactive. They realized Brain was trying to make a monster.
By the time they escaped, Brain was perched atop his cannisters. He created a giant clam monster with one of them and revealed his plan was to use the monster to bend the Homeowners Association to his will and get the Doom Patrol kicked out of Codsville. Negative Girl's energy projection and Beast Boy, as a gorilla, charged and booted Brain off the monster into the sand. They continued kicking him as he was buried head first in the sand. The others blew up the clam. Beast Boy got an idea and used the remains of the clam monster for the Doom Patrol's clambake. Police forced Brain to serve the Doom Patrol's guests at the base of the monster's tongue. Beast Boy and Negative Girl were about to leave to hang out with crabs for a day. The Chief and Elasti-Girl voiced their disapproval. Chief warned those "bottom-feeders" would get them into trouble. Negative Girl argued he thought everyone was one. Robotman announced he was going, too, but they weren't concerned since he was a nerd. Elasti-Girl blocked the door with a huge hand and asked Negative Girl if she did her chores. She tried to delegate them to later but Chief stood to the rules.
Negative Girl put on her act and pretended to feel sick. Elasti-Girl fell for it and told her to go to her room and rest. Chief refused to do her chores. Negative Girl projected her energy form outside to Beast Boy and Robotman and they headed to the beach. She warned she could only stay out of her body for a little while and if she didn't, her body would pee itself and she would go nuclear out of embarrassment, taking Codsville with her. Four crabs arrived atop a motorcycle. Negative Girl admired their cool piercings and hair. Robotman was surprised they had hair. Beast Boy turned into a crab and exchanged fist bumps. They were suspicious about Robotman despite Beast Boy and Negative Girl vouching for him. When Robotman extended his hand for a hand shake, they pinched it and left it mangled and broken. They commenced the shenanigans. Negative Girl had to return to her body before she peed herself and went nuclear out of embrassment. Beast Boy invited the crabs to come along back to the Doom Patrol's house despite not having permission to have friends over. As soon as they went in, the crabs turned on them and punched them then start pillaging the house.
More crabs arrived in a van and stripped the house interior. They even stole Negative Girl's body. Robotman elected to stay behind to fool Chief and Elasti-Girl while Beast Boy and Negative Girl tracked down the crabs' hideout. Robotman caved and told them the truth when they returned home. They set out to save Beast Boy and Negative Girl. Beast Boy and Negative Girl left to look for their hideout and take their stuff back. It turned out to be very obvious thanks to a live crab sign above the entrance. They discovered skate ramps, arcades, pool tables, and a barbecue inside. Several were using Negative Girl's body as a pinata. They pinned the duo and pinched them. Negative Girl started to lose focus and went nuclear until the Chief, Elasti-Girl, and Robotman arrived. Chief morphed his wheelchair into a radical roadster then ran over all the crabs. He offered everyone crab legs. Negative Girl returned to her body and used the bathroom just in time. Beast Boy and Negative Girl vowed to only hand out with seagulls. The seagulls almost immediately attacked them and the rest of the Patrol. Negative Girl got angry and blew up, taking Codsville with her.
Robotman and Beast Boy hung out in a backyard above-ground pool. They talked about how it was more natural and classy. Beast Boy became evasive when Robotman asked if he was the only best bro in his life. Cyborg suddenly cannonballed into the pool and revealed the Titans happened to be in Codsville fighting a sea monster but he decided to hang out with Beast Boy instead. Beast Boy was nervous and finally introduced the two. They soon realize they had similar origins and hobbies. The trio went out for ice cream. The Patrol soon realized how much Cyborg and Robotman had in common. Chief offered to combine them into one person using his crazy unethical science. Beast Boy thought that was messed up but Robotman and Cyborg were all for sharing a body. Cyborg and Robotman were fused into one but the process mistakenly advanced their friendship to such a close personal level that the entire relationship turned toxic and unnatural. They flew to Codsville and went on a rampage.
The Patrol was unable to defeat them. Beast Boy was fired from a cannon, turned into a giant squid, and tried to convince them to separate but was tossed into the ocean. Elasti-Girl implored Beast Boy to think of something that would break them up. Beast Boy got an idea and went on Chief's van's loudspeaker then told Robotman about Cyborg's credit card debt. Robotman got further irritated when Cyborg said he was building up his credit score and from thinking of the double digit interest rate. The last straw was Cyborg admitting he only paid the minimum each month. They started attacking each other and violently split up. The next day, Chief told them they couldn't hand out ever again or the world would be destroyed. Robotman decided to temporarily take Cyborg's place on the Teen Titans so he and Beast Boy could hang out some more.
The Chief completed his highly advanced virtual reality machine in his lab. He got annoyed when Negative Girl and Beast Boy treated it like a video game. He explained it was designed to trap the Brain in a simulated classroom lecture for the rest of his life. Elasti-Girl thought it sounded unethical. Chief confirmed it was and no one could escape it. Beast Boy claimed it was possible if one flipped their brain so the simulation couldn't talk to it anymore. Chief thought it sounded dumb. Beast Boy had no qualms about it and revealed he was returning to Jump City the next day. They tried to trap him but he dodged the falling cube and took the elevator back up. Elasti-Girl tried to get him with vegan cookies but Beast Boy knew something was up and offered some to Robotman. Robotman ate one and passed out as he offered his critique. Negative Girl and Robotman waited around a corner with a bat. Robotman swung but Beast Boy was in his gorilla form. He roared and they bolted.
Beast Boy went down the stairs as a dog. Elasti-Girl revealed herself and made her body rigid. Beast Boy slid down into a dog carrier held by Negative Girl but he turned into a mouse and escaped. Chief put the house on lockdown and sealed it up but Beast Boy unleashed a toot. They went into a panic and fainted. After Beast Boy went to sleep, they subjected him to the Chief's virtual reality machine. The Patrol started to critique the jinky graphics, use of their voices for the Titans, and a second Beast Boy but things backfired when Chief adjusted the Titans jerk protocols in attempt to drive Beast Boy to them. The Titans decided to destroy Beast Boy, which would kill him in real life. Chief revealed he could not turn the jerkiness down because the controls went one way. Negative Girl questioned that. Chief stated it was extreme that way. Elasti-Girl declared they had to go in and save him. Chief added if he died in the simulation, he would die in real life. Robotman became irate. Chief pointed out it was more extreme that way.
The Doom Patrol went into the simulation but could not defeat the Titans. They confessed to Beast Boy what happened but he was touched by how much they loved him. Pinned behind the couch, the Patrol couldn't think of a solution. Beast Boy got them to try his "brain flip" idea. He instructed them to close their eyes, imagine their brain was a big, flat pancake on a grill, then think of a spatula and flip on the count of three. It worked and the simulator was unable to converse with their brains anymore. They were all released. Beast Boy made sure they were finally okay with letting him go back to Jump City. They put on a false front again then Chief sprung his trap and the cube fell on top of Beast Boy to his annoyance. He eventually left and returned to Jump City.
After the Teen Titans locked down the Titans Tower to prevent Santa Claus from seeing them being naughty, Beast Boy became overconfident and left to get junk food. A short time later, he left a Snacks Bro! with an armful. One of Santa's reindeer was tailing him in a car and took photos then drove right at him. He dodged the car and ran into an alley but it was a dead end. The reindeer knocked him out. He awoke to Santa. Santa revealed he was watching and Beast Boy was very, very naughty, plus he had the evidence. Beast Boy asked what he wanted. Santa revealed he was being investigated by the North Pole Bureau of Internal Affairs for cutting corners with assigning people to the naughty list. He needed proof of naughtiness to keep his operation from being shut down but the Titans' anti-surveillance system was blocking his magic. He wanted Beast Boy to be his spy. Beast Boy refused despite being beaten by the reindeer and being threatened with getting no more presents. He eventually agreed to the deal. Santa asked for some cheese for their "rat." The reindeer slammed it on Beast Boy's face. He asked if it was vegan. Santa warned him not to break his promise or his reindeer would break him. Beast Boy returned to inform Santa about Cyborg sneaking cookies before dinner. He got slapped. Santa wondered if he needed more "persuading." Beast Boy promised to do better.
Santa vowed to get his evidence one way or another and wanted to put a wire on Beast Boy. He refused. The reindeer put a bell strap around his knuckles. Beast Boy caved again. He observed Cyborg using Starfire's toothbrush, Starfire drinking milk from the carton, and Raven stuffing her stocking with the contents of everyone else's. Eventually, Robin deduced Beast Boy was informing on them and decided to have him spy on Santa. The Titans waited in the T-Car outside of the village while Beast Boy sneaked into Kringle Manor and hid in a Christmas tree. He snapped photos of Santa putting an innocent girl named Jane on the naughty list just because she asked him for a teddy bear and made a drawing. Santa sniffed him out and yanked him out of the tree. He demanded to know who sent him. The other Titans arrived to bust him but Santa still had his evidence. They were at an impasse. They agreed to keep what they knew to themselves. But they were still concerned with Beast Boy and took aim at him. Beast Boy turned into a rat and fled the manor. Beast Boy testified in court against Santa and was placed in the North Pole Bureau's naughty list protection program. He ever got anymore presents from Santa.
Beast Boy was amazed by Raven's magic spells. After she conjured a window to the drama dimension to substitute for the broken living room TV and a toilet so he wouldn't miss anything, he asked Raven to teach him how to use magic but she refused and warned him it was a dangerous art that took years of grueling discipline to master. While she slept, Beast Boy sneaked into her room as a spider and read the spellbook. He cast a spell that released a current of ghosts. Raven woke up but Beast Boy tried another spell, instead igniting the ghosts and the spellbook was reduced to ash by the fire. Raven was angry but could not cast magic anymore so she went to the Azarath Public Library for the second copy. Beast Boy followed her to the library and was sent to wait in the children's section. He saw a book about burrito magic titled "Ole" and traded his uniform for a cloak worn by a young demon. Raven located her book but a young rotund demon wearing a scarf took it first. She chased after him, tackled him, and tried to take it away but fell backward, knocking a shelf over.
Beast Boy ordered the demon the hand the book over but he refused. Beast Boy cast a spell and conjured a spicy burrito. They agreed to a trade. However, the demon burped fire and the spellbook was reduced to ash. They departed on a long and dangerous journey to seek out the Book Wizard, the writer of Raven's spellbook, and ask him to make a new one. Raven and Beast Boy eventually made it to the apartment complex where the Book Wizard resided. To Raven's annoyance, Beast Boy's burrito magic came in handy against the various problems: a burrito bridge over a chasm, a burrito sword to defeat an ogre, a burrito bouquet during a ride across a poison river, and a burrito wagon to ride the back of a dragon. The Book Wizard became angry upon learning she lost both copies and refused to make a third one. He ordered her to leave. He broke a crawling book in half and conjured a blue fireball. Beast Boy came to her defense and threatened to get crazy on him if he didn't make a new spellbook.
Book Wizard took offense to being threatened and conjured four fireballs. Beast Boy cast his burrito magic and wrapped all four fireballs into burritos and launched them like rockets. Book Wizard was knocked onto his back. Book Wizard was impressed by Beast Boy's burrito magic. Beast Boy suddenly conjured a giant burrito then fired a massive ray on him. The Wizard shrieked and was transformed into a burrito. Beast Boy threatened to eat him. The Wizard yielded and agreed to make a third printing for Raven. He advised her not to lose it. Raven promised she wouldn't then thanked Beast Boy and admitted she should have believed in him. They returned home but forgot to change the Wizard back to normal. Everyone except Robin quit the Justice League's Next Top Idol Star: Justice League Edition after Birdarang revealed they would have to compete against the Justice League. The judges were revealed to be the pets of the Leaguers, Jumpa, Storm, Krypto, and Bat-Cow. Beast Boy pointed out they were biased.
Robin was still confident the Titans could win with jazz. The others did not think it was possible to win. Robin only needed a drummer. Raven told him he was terrible to work with. Cyborg told him good luck finding someone easy to manipulate and eager to please. He quickly chose Beast Boy and manipulated him by screaming in his face it was his dream. To ensure victory, Robin decided to replace Beast Boy with Starfire even though she repeatedly refused to be the drummer. Beast Boy refused to give up and annoyed Raven into being his girlfriend then immediately dumped her in order to dedicate himself to being the best jazz drummer ever. Raven dazzled the judges and crowd with a performance as Lady Legasus. Beast Boy shoved Starfire into Batman's magic cabinet and locked it. She thanked him. Robin vowed to destroy him if he ruined it. Beast Boy began to intensify his drumming and convinced Robin they had to be great, not good. The judges and crowd loved it. Robin apologized to Beast Boy and told him he was pushing him so he could realize his potential. They made amends and hugged. Birdarang announced the Titans had won.
For his bucket list, Beast Boy wanted to eat all kinds of food like burgers, burritos, pizza, tacos, and ice cream. One morning, while taking a shower, Beast Boy's soap slipped out his hand and hit the cold faucet. He was frozen in a block of ice instantly. Everyone but Raven entered the kitchen grumbling about their own incidents. Raven informed them Mars was in retrograde and as a result of it reversing its course, all kinds of bad luck would happen. She warned terrible things happened to people who didn't believe in their horoscope. Cyborg thought horoscopes were baloney and threw a slice at Raven' face. To prove it was true, Raven read Beast Boy's horoscope. Since he was a Taurus, he was lovable and charming. Later in the day, Beast Boy swiped the remote from Cyborg and changed it to the Big Money television series. He revealed his horoscope said it was a good time to invest. Raven added that was because Jupiter was in close proximity to his sign so he should expect big returns from risky ventures.
Beast Boy revealed he risked his life savings on a stocks in Tofu Tofu Go! Stocks. Cyborg pointed out those were IPO stocks and thus, super high risk. He only persuaded Beast Boy to risk even more on junk bonds. All of Beast Boy's investments paid off and money literally shot out of his Titans Communicator. Cyborg still wasn't convinced since stock market investments sometimes paid off. Beast Boy made himself a business suit and slacks out of all the money he made. After a fed up Cyborg ripped Raven's astrology book in half, the suit vanished. Beast Boy left to pay the Doom Patrol another visit but he forgot about the annual Metropolis Ping-Pong Invitational. Cyborg instead went with Robin. The Titans celebrated Beast Boy's birthday party on the roof of the tower but the festivities were interrupted. Trigon emerged in his giant form from a red portal that formed on the surface of the bay and interrupted Beast Boy's birthday party on the roof of Titans Tower. Beast Boy thought even he came to celebrate his day. Trigon stated he came to take Raven home to celebrate her birthday party.
Everyone was surprised Beast Boy and Rave shared a birthday. Trigon clarified Raven's demonic side was turning 16,000 years old so he was throwing her a Sinister 16 party. Raven turned him down. Starfire thought it sounded delightful. Raven warned Starfire that Sinister 16 parties were notorious for turning teenage girls into horrible, spoiled monsters. The Titans failed to convince her to do it. Trigon insisted it was an important part of every young demon's life and her magical birthday wish would come true if she made it in Azarath. Raven specified the emotional powers at play would be intense. Beast Boy realized he would get a wish, too, and promised they would help keep her in check and pleaded with her. Raven caved in. Trigon snapped his fingers. Thorpighor drove through green portal in a party bus rented by Trigon. On the way over, Beast Boy revealed he was going to wish for a red bicycle just like the one he had when he was a child. He explained his rich neighbor tried to buy it but he declined. The bicycle got stolen at the mall by some clown and since then he wished he to be reunited with his bicycle someday.
Everyone, even Starfire, thought that was a waste of a wish. They arrived at a suburban home in Azarath. Raven began to slowly give into her demonic side. Beast Boy joined in on the father-daughter dance as a turkey. During the opening of presents, Starfire pointed out Raven was going to soon lose control completely. Beast Boy could only think about his wish. Trigon presented the birthday cake and sang the birthday song. She wished to become all-powerful so she could destroy everyone and have whatever she wanted. Raven became a demonic behemoth and began eating demons. She then sucked everyone and everything into her mouth. Beast Boy hung to a pole and wished they never went to the stupid party. Robin realized he could use his wish to undo everything. Robin was sucked in. Cyborg told him to forget about his bicycle and gave him his cake then he got sucked in. Starfire used her eye lasers to light the candle and implored him to save them then she was sucked in.
Beast Boy used his wish to reset the timeline and undo them going to Azarath and also wished to turn Robin into the bicycle he wanted. The Titans reappeared on their roof. Raven apologized to everyone then apologized to Beast Boy for giving up his wish. Beast Boy revealed his double wish. Robin was horrified by his current state but couldn't believe Beast Boy went through with his garbage wish. Beast Boy put on his helmet and rode Robin through the sky.